Just took too many lsd. Bugs crawling under my skin
Can't seem to get clean so I stuck my ball in the microwave and the swelling won't seem to go down? I have a terrible headache too. I'm not sure if I'm dehydrated or what
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Just took too many lsd. Bugs crawling under my skin
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Premise so stupid it made me reply
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It's not overly painful. But it is swelling
If you really did that you probably have like.. an aneurysm or something. Go to the doctor.
K I'm feaking out though
What should I do to the doctor when they ask?
Is this even lsd cause it doesn't feel right
Dont "do" anything to the doctor. Tell him you microwaved your huevos and if he asks tell him you took psychadelics. Doctors won't call the cops on you unless you are a danger to someone else, like a child.
Take a normal picture of your balls without you pressing on them
How
How did you close the microwave door
I keep trying my best but they it keeps trying to crawl up into my stomach it's actually making me feel sick
Say it was a sex thing with your gf
this
You probably got something similar. Are you chasing the moon through people's backyards and dancing around trees?
nice dubs
you'd have to smash a hole in the glass, probably
Chill lil ball burner their ain't no bugs you just be tripping balls nigga go to bed and watch some futurama
No but this headache is killing me
The resonating frequency of the microwave would cause water in your blood to boil, and your veins would burst.
You didn't put your balls in the microwave, or your testicles wouldn't be there to take a photo of
YOU FEELING SICK IS ACTUALLY ALIENS TRANSPLANTING THAT VERY FEELING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR CEREBRAL CORTEX VIA ADVANCED SUBAUDIAL WAVE PATTERNS
You hold down the switch that clicks when the door closes. That's the safety trigger. If it's not clicked the wave cooker won't cook
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On the plus side, you've ensured your druggie genes will not be passed on.
>can't seem to get clean so I stuck my balls in the microwave
Lost
That's why I had a bath afterwards dumbass
So should I just go with it or fight it?
Hello??
IDK BRO NEVER BEEN ON LSD. PROBLY JUST DRINK LOTS OF COFFEE AND TRY TO BECOME AN ANT
It's not Aliens, it's your own brain attacking you for your mistakes in life that you haven't corrected. You're going to die of heart attack or stroke.
HE RIGHT ABOUT THIS. YOUR VULNERABLE SELF IS EXPOSED WITH YOUR EGO OUT OF THE WAY. DO NO DISASSOCIATE FROM YOUR EGO OR YOU MIGHT CEASE TO EXIST!
how do you mean?
> took LSD
> microwaved your balls
you sir are a fucking idiot, i find it hard to grasp how one can be so retarded.
Fuck me can I just have the answer allrready? I'm ready to die
I can't keep typing it's taking up too much time I need to think about this?
I DO NOT HAVE THE ANSWER. THINK OF IT FAST FOR YOURSELF BEFORE YOUR BRAIN ATROPHIES.
Amputation is the solution
What even is that word
>Pic related
The answer is that all people are you, only in different places in time and space. Treat humans with the same compassion you want to be treated with.
Cheked baby scumbag
Haha I knew I'd seen it somewhere before. You know that bit that connects the testicle to the body it made a crunch when I closed the door. That's where it's coming from
See a doctor. You might want to fix your testicles and check if you can get medical mariuana from contracting cancer from a microwave.
Trips and I'll do it
Kek I see what you did there
leave your balls alone and just sober up
do it OP, you´re a failure anyways, dont breed.
trips get
Fick it. I'm going extra terrestrial with this shit. How much lsd is in 12 tabs of paper?
You can't od on lsd can you?
most likely 1200 microgramms
roll
do double dubs suffice
you will never have children.
You have failed at life.
fuckiNg dO IT OP
Do it faggot
Rolling for amputation
do it
Rollerino
No you won't. You're full of shit. Bait thread full of shit. Just shit.
>ITT:OP wants you to watch him play with his balls.
Rolling for OP to knife his nards
roororll
trips. though i know OP won't deliver.
4rrrroll
de tripz is de zolution
pls
cut it
You got me. I'm just so fascinated with my testicle I want the entire world to bake in it's glory. I'm serious though, you can't od on Lsd can you ?
Come on trips!
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Nope, at least not physically how much your psyche can take is another thing
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I'm ill right now it would really mean a lot to me if I could get trips so I could feel responsible for the loss of your testicle(s?)
OP go to the damn hospital you obviously bruised your sack somehow
STOP TOUCHING YOUR BALLS
GO TO FUCKING SLEEP
YOU ARE FINE
GO TO SLEEP
do it and have no balls or dont do it because you have no balls
Near Satan trips recognised
test
Roll for trips
Just posting in a potentially epic thread
999 u won't deliver fagget
Rollrollroll
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sure, because then you are still able to typ like a normal person
>gtfo
checkem
Ah I have a varioscele too. Makes my left ball look fucking huge but it's just a giant pile of veins on top of my ball. Hurts sometimes but not usually.
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DUDE if this is real seriously stop and go to a hospital now
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Cut for moot
222 get rid of it. it won't get better.
222 get
222 go!
CMON, TRIPS PLS
trips
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you are lying in bed and all it's in your head
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