Be me early 20's

>Be me early 20's.
>Just had kid with another girl.
>Go thru some hard times, money jobs etc..
>She breaks the relationship off takes me for support.
>Find out she had been cheating on me with multiple friends while I was at work.
>RAGE!
>Try to kill myself.
>Doesn't work, parents try to have me committed.
>Start fucking everything that walks, post pics on the internet.
>Due this for like a year.
>Ex-Bestfriend has girlfriend that doesn't know about the cheating.
>Find her number
>Call her say we have to talk about something
>Invite her over tell her everything
>I mean everything, the cheating the durgs we used to do the tag teams every dirty man code secret.
>She breaks it off with him, I fuck her next day
and her ex tries to break in my house to murder us.
>Cops get involved, ex is crazy.
1/3

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>This guy doesn't leave her alone..
>I am not an attractive guy
>She is a total 9/10 me, maybe a 5/10 and I am fat.
>I'm not quite sure how I get in her pants.
>She falls for me hard.
>We start hanging out on the regular, best sex of my life.
>I start falling for her.
2/3

> I suck a fart out her butt. The end.

>Meet 1/10
>Marry
>Have fat autistic child
3/3

Normie

sorry bro, no
>It has been 11 years since
>Asked her to marry me last month
>She said yet.
I am not here to brag but I am here to tell all you HKV's it is possible to find a hot wife even if you are fat.
pic kinda related, this could be her doppelganger.

When I say I am fat I weight 280lbs. I get to wake up every morning with a beautiful woman that maybe weighs about 120lbs, she is 5 foot 11 inches tall blonde.

Sure is summer in here

I'm no oldfag but I have been here since 2010 this is no summer story.

You're a sad shit.
I liked it better when you sucked the fart out of her butt and the story ended.

I'm not said, maybe sappy but feelsgoond.png

The real question, was it worth breaking bro code for a chick?

Can't type? Get back to fart sucking tubbo

Checked, you're right I misspelled "Sad". Damn, you called me out on that one.

Good job dude! Happy for you

Thanks b/ro

And goond is actually spelled good.

you forgot to tip your fedora.

Now that I have read this over a few times, this would be a perfect ending. I love to smell her farts. I sleep on her naked ass and sniff her ass all the time.. I would love to suck a fart out of her ass.

I only own cowboys hats and I only wear them during rough gay sex.

Kek

So I pretty much only get goosebumps like ops pic whenever I listen to really good music. Anyone got any songs that give them goosebumps?

youtube.com/watch?v=8INOzcCGBzY