Hey Sup Forums, if you had to kill yourself, how would you do it? What would you do beforehand?

Hey Sup Forums, if you had to kill yourself, how would you do it? What would you do beforehand?

Take a few Ambien, put on helium bag and go to sleep.
Delete my porn first and throw away some stuff.

Shoot self in head with large calibre. Do it outside so no mess to clean. Tell nobody.

What is image sauce?

picture sauce plz ?

The chick standing is dani daniels

Oral morphine bottles i have leftover from when i broke my leg very badly
1 would do it, and god knows i want to
thirds on picture sauce

>What would you do beforehand?

Literally everything. If you've got nothing left to lose, why be afraid of life anymore? Go be Batman. Go see the great pyramids. Ask the hottest woman on earth for a blowjob. Fuck whores. Master the art of seduction. Streak a live sporting event. Volunteer to live in space or on Mars. Try every mind-altering drug and contemplate existence.

Go out with a bang - run with the bulls, become a rodeo clown, juggle chainsaws.

Whatever you do, don't just be a coward and get off the ride early because boo hoo you're sad. If you're wanting to kill yourself, it's probably due to how someone else made you feel. Get them out of your life and fill your life with more boobs and good things. You'll be fine. Stop being such a dumb fuck.

P.S. -

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Delete my internet browser history

sat on Sup Forums trying to be deep, just stop faggot

You thought the response was deep? Thanks, I guess. I thought I was spewing common sense. I guess those words must have challenged you somehow.

Get a safely big calibre, blow brains out. Somewhere as far from civilization as possible (reasonably though, no jungle tier).

Would throw all my stuff away beforehand, probably wouldn't leave any note. After all it's my apathy and social isolation that's slowly killing me, so why bother now?

>decide to an hero
>start enjoying life

pick one

Doing that shit qualifies as living. That's just the one thing someone who wants to kill himself do not want to do. Go fuck yourself you toxic piece of shit

Helium doesn't work anymore. Due to the number of suicides they've added just enough oxygen to the mix to let it both be lighter than air, but still not kill you if you breathe it too long.

I would try and find a way to make it look accidental or done by someone else so my parents won't feel so bad. They think I have the perfect life and am the perfect son but they are completely wrong

That's disappointing. Is the other 20% of the tank just O2?

I'be heard heroine overdose is nice. I'd only do it if I had some diamorphine though, i wouldn't whack anything off the street in my arm.

I'm still waiting for that kid who's about to get hit by a car. Saving the kid and doing all I can to die. I'd be a true hero. That'd be the only way someone would give a shit about my death. If I get lucky and die instead of becoming a fucking vegetable.

6.8 SPC 110gr VMAX bullet behind the right ear.

Bu-huu! I don't wanna wiv anymoah! Everyting's so hawd! I'm so sad and bored and wonewy! Shut the fuck up and make something of yourself. How fucking bad can your chores be? Are you THAT lazy that this is the only way you can think to get out of them?

I would get some piano wire and gorilla glue and make a short noose with the piano wire and hang it from a tree I could only get up to with a 10ft ladder. Then I'd put my head through the sharp wire noose and glue both of my hands to the sides of my head with a firm grip. I'd make the angriest face possible and then jump off the ladder, slicing my head off but leaving it still attached to my hands. People would think I got so pissed off I ripped my fucking head off.

Why are you in this thread?

nice pasta dog

kill everyone who i have even the slightest bit of hate for. for my sake, and so that other people won't have to deal with them.

I enjoy upsetting people. It's all I can do to keep from killing myself. At least I found something! I'm a survivor.

Not that user, but I'm guessing so you all realize what gigantic pussy faggots you are.

You should be really frustated with your life if you come here to try to "make a difference". Kill yourself dude, make it stop

Also, I got fired from my job at the Suicide Hotline. Total bullshit. I thought I was pretty good!

Use up all my cash on entertainment, make sure I have no connections, then say I have evidence of Hillary Clinton being corrupt. I should die within 12 to 24 hours afterwards.

Have a bbw sit on my face.

Jump out a window

OH-noez! Now I'm sad tooo! *BLECH*
I'm dying. Gotta... hit.... Post.... first....

Kill yourself dude, make it stop

Problem is you're not seeing it from the point of view of someone who has reached that point. They've generally reached the point where they don't believe in themselves and they don't believe anything is going to go right. They've tried to do the things to succeed and are tired of being beat down. They're lost in the dark without a light. If they felt they could do that they wouldn't be where they were.

Most suicidal people don't really wanna do stuff. I've been laying in bed for around 51 hours since I got off work, excluding food and using the restroom. I just don't wanna do anything, I'm only 22 and I'm kinda tired of doing stuff. I don't seriously wanna kill myself at the moment, but once I successfully alienate myself from my family due to never visiting, well I'm sure it'll happen eventually.

All based on what life *should* be. Everyone else's preconceived notions of success. Having a home, paying bills, relationship and career goals.
The person is sitting here on Sup Forums. How hard have they truly tried to disconnect, and experience life in their own way?
I guess it's all in our chemical make up. I had a posh, but absolute shit childhood. I sucked at socializing, got made fun of for my tiny dick in showers at P.E. Everyone hated me. No girls liked me. I was just fucking stupid and pathetic. Never once did it cross my mind to cop out. Not because I'm strong - just because I found other things to do when I got home or escaped people.

I'm pretty social nowadays. I brew my own beer and I play lots of video games. Maybe I am shortsighted. I think most suicidal people just need a hobby.

Or, I mean, fucking kill yourself. LOL You do you, boo. I just think that's stupid. You have NO IDEA what all you might experience, and there might not be an afterlife. You're going to get that eternal rest regardless, so why waste this one-in-a-trillion chance of your cells coming together to view the universe through flesh? Just keep yourself busy. You'll die eventually. May as well take a look around until then. Stop being so hasty.

I thought I had mono once for an entire year. It turns out I was just really bored.

You shouldn't watch so much anime, probably wouldn't spout such gay shit imo
That shit rots your brain

I don't watch anime.

Perhaps you should start.

Why do you think we give a fuck what your verify picture was?

I'd go out on a high. Once per year I get a bonus around 5%-10% of my salary. I go to New York and get 3 or 4 escorts to come to my hotel room and some extra drugs from my dealer. I usually end up spending at least $5k getting high and sharing with the girls. I also post on craigslist to get a guy to come fuck me in the ass while the girls do various things to me.

Killing myself would involve that on an island away from my family where nobody could find me. I'd also have a nice life insurance policy to leave my family with a ton of money.

I have no idea. I snipped it because I thought it was impossible to solve. After I posted it, I was like, "wait, it had the skip button..." I'm a fucking idiot, and I'm still waking up.

Used to work for a gas manufacturer:

>Helium doesn't work anymore

This is if you buy your helium at the party supply store.

If you want helium without oxygen, go to a welding supply store, and buy welding grade argon, this has .99999) purity, but it will be a special order.

If you do go to a welding supply store and they ask what you are going to weld, just tell them you are TIG welding Aluminum, but the only reason they will ask is if they can sell you more stuff

Also, just go on ebay and buy a 20 lb bottle of freon R-22. They won't ask if you have an EPA cert, no bag needed. Just go in your car, windows closed, open the valve. Freon is colorless, odorless and essentially non-toxic, but is heavier than air and will displace oxygen and you will slowly suffocate.

Oops, (welding grade HELIUM) heh heh, not argon....

HELIUM 40 Type Cylinder 99.995 purity

Retarded highschooler detected

>trying to be
Key words
Nothing you said made realistic sense or had any common sense in it. FaaaGGGGGGGGGOOOOT
None of what you said is an original thought either. You probably saw some shitty facebook meme about depression saying the same shit and are trying to pass it off as your own.

wipe my harddrive, but leave my 10000 page manifesto, then shoot up a club or something, then shoot my ex. haha owned you stupid bitch

Picture source?

>Go see the great pyramids.
That shit is boring
>Ask the hottest woman on earth for a blowjob.
Meh, not interested
>Fuck whores.
Meh, not interested.
>Master the art of seduction.
Why expend the effort?
>Streak a live sporting event.
Meh, not interested.
>Volunteer to live in space or on Mars.
They wouldn't be able to get me to mars.
>Try every mind-altering drug and contemplate existence.
I'd rather not

Can't I just die alone? Why do you want me to ruin my death?