Just bought this coconutter, dubs decide what do
Just bought this coconutter, dubs decide what do
eat the hairy side
remove hairs grind them up and then pack the bowl full then enjoy
Ninja chop until it cracks open
tie a leash around it and walk it around petsmart
that was fast
put in microwave for 30 minutes. post results
We going to ignore these dubs?
bump
>coconutter
Lost
WINRAR
there we go so it's official
Op here, fuuuck, will post pics of my chowdown on fucking nut hairs
put it next to Wilson and make it jelly
Let's see it op
I have a nut hair sampler
you should plant that shit man then dig it out after like a month or two. you'd have like atleast 6 coconuts
I don't know if that's how coconuts work
trust me man. i'm an expert when it comes to cocos and nuts.
I had my teeth grind on the outside of the nut, that fucker is not only rock hard, but when you accidentaly inhale the coco dust, its feels like doing the synonym challange while a guy is deepthroating the soul outta you
Why the fuck did i put july 12?
nice trips. I believe you
Checked confirmed coconutologist
You know what, i might try that
Dude wasn't impressed enough with dubs, coconut scientist pulled out trips. Checked
run it over
One of the few serious suggestions here.
When I was in Australia I managed to crack one of these fuckers open by repeatedly smashing it against a rock. I tried the juice and, personally hated it, so I poured it all out.
I took my pocket knife out and started picking off the "meat" and eating it. Not bad, but tasted better since my accomplishment of smashing it open on a rock like a fucking neanderthal.
We were staying in a small aborigine village and it was about the for the usual evening fire.
One of the locals named Joe, took a piece of my coconut and thew it into the fire meat side down. I looked at him confused and a bit annoyed, it was my prized harvest for the day.
He told me to trust him and let it sit and burn in the fire for about 5 minutes. He told me when it was "probably" ready and I took it out.
"now eat it"
FUCKING DELICIOUS! reminded me a little bit of popcorn but WAY better.
So, my suggestion is to go to australia break it open on a rock, have a local throw it in the fire and eat the crispy meat.
TLDR: open it, throw it in a fire meat side down and enjoy.
insert coconut in pooper
late edit, not sure if it would taste the same on a grill, mine was literally sitting in ash from the fire as well as just getting cooked.
Shove up your ass
Get a hammer, make hole, drink milk
thats the shit coconut, get this one instead next time, its called a young coconut, the liquid inside tastes great and most of the time you can eat the inside like a pudding, you shave off the top with a knife then puncture a hole in it, put a straw and you have instant refreshment!
those shitty hairy testicles can go fuck themselves though.
open
Throw coconut as hard as you can at your car. Post results.
Take to ocean.
Set free.
Masturbate in public for victory of rescuing coconut.
Post pics of dick in public
kek
fuck it and post pic
Break open coconut.
Jizz in broken shelf pieces.
Sell broken jizz coconut pieces to people randomly on street.
Post selfies with these people.
rolling for shoving up ass
roll
Cut hole in coconut
Fuck coconut
Jizz in coconut
Drink contents.
fucking winrar
topkek
shove up ass op
In the pooper it goes
It's a challenge OP but you're a huge fag so it should fit nicely
Walk around town with your coconut telling everyone you see it's your lover. And that you fuck it every night.
Anyone who cringed gets smashed in the face with coconut.
fucking winrar again holy shit
Winrar...hoping for pics
Roll
Kek roll
This OP
Clear your web history and destroy computer with coconut
We have a winner
Guess OP died from attempting to shove that thing up his ass.
Kek DO IT OP
Cut in half and drink kava out if it until krunked
Checked
This might be one of the best ideas ive ever heard. Why isnt this a youtube channel yet?
Stuff it in pooper!
DO IT OP!!