What did she mean by this?

What did she mean by this?

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She want muh dick

The shop doesn't really work when the condoms have to be six inches in diameter

Vikings is finally going to show the historic beginings of importing black bulls to Scandinavia.

That's discrimination against white men.

Is Vikings worth watching?

no

i'd watch that

>horse condoms

Obviously only BIG BLACK DINGUS would fit those condoms perfectly.

It stays pretty good all the time.

Never falls as low as GoT did

That's like 3 inches diameter maximum, for a girth of approximately 7 inches, which is a real size men can be

She's into bbc.

I could fit my foot in that thing surely at this point it's just pain?

She means she only has two or three eggs left in her ovaries that aren't rotten and shriveled and she needs someone to put an autistic baby inside her right now

Ask her

Why is she so perfect fämälämäs

I like this answer.

She's into black dudes :3

pain is the same as pleasure, there's just a little fence between them

a dick that size won't leave anything of that fence left

But it is nearly impossible to find condoms that size, even though they should be widely available.

>InB4 "Large and XLs"
They're a few mm wider, still tight as all Hell

She is horny and showing her attraction to penigis

She means no chinamen allowed in her grand canyon.

i like your thinking

She's into women

Don't know why permavirgin men take such enjoyment in the fact that women have a shorter reproductive timespan, meanwhile these limp dick losers have dwindling testosterone levels and probably couldn't get hard to fuck a woman if they ever found one

gross

A woman who would crave you for having a cock that size should be more than willing to take other contraception method in order to enjoy your raw veiny leviathan

Y ruin the fun tho?

That's a fat ass

not even mandingo could satisfy this woman

post the webm
you know
that one

Inno phwoa!

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This approach works in relationships, less so in one night stands. Problem compounded by the fact that, dick aside, I'm no Jon Hamm, looks/ charm-wise.
Usually, younger ones think you're bullshitting, so you show them that a normal one won't fit and then there's no pressure- You're guaranteed a return visit. Older ones pretend to think it through, then always suggest going raw. But I'm spooked by AIDS, so I never do except when I do and then live in constant terror for a few weeks

Whos dick is even that big wtf

You'd be surprised how many are not that psyched about it. Never been a dealbreaker, obviously, but plenty of girls needed convincing that it isn't going to hurt. Reality is not, in fact, like pornography. Also, the "I'm bisexual/ kinky/ otherwise attention-seeking" girls who talk the biggest game are invariably the ones who are most uncomfortable about it

mine

Y u lying

>"I'm bisexual/ kinky/ otherwise attention-seeking" what do you expect they want to keep being "kinky" and not ruined by Derik Dikus and his awful horse peen.

You may mean the castration one but I'm hoping this is the one you mean.

Fuckin green text pretend I pressed enter.

>people pretending to be chads on /tv

this is exactly what i wanted
riding my fucking face when

>those bare soles peaking out

literally
gives me a hard on every time

That she has a pussy the size of a cave you can fit your whole body in if need be when it's snowing and you have no blankets.

That's a pleasurable painting you created.

only one race uses XL