The perfect striker doesn't exi-

The perfect striker doesn't exi-

>le new contract every season man

>le new contract every season man

>le new contract every season man

>le I fuck my friends wife man

>my wife's children: the player

>le raising my wife's sons man

>le no world cup appearance man

>le tattoo of friend's wife's children and new contract every season man

...

would cuck

Didn't he say that him and Maxi weren't friends they just knew each other?

>only 6'0"
>perfect striker

pick one

manlets can't be perfect, anything under 6'2" is trash tier for strikers, 6'4" is the perfect height

>le cuck man

*cucks friend*

lol, she's under like 30 layers of makeup and photo editing here, and her face is still average at best
Zaira>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>wanda

bro, trust me, i made a photo shoot with Zaria, and she is HORRIBLE without make up.

>Saurez

He deserves every single pennies

Better fit Inter, he is gonna be less tired than other players

He won't have time to fuck up his life more than this. 23 and already settled with the life of someone else

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Third seasons that he scores at least 15 goals in Serie A

He is truly the perfect striker

>be argie wee lad
>spend your teens masturbating furiously to argie flavor of the month whore
>notice these kind of women only date footballers
>become footy lad
>get decent enough to land a euro contract
>make sure you go to the same club as whore's husband
>befriend the couple and start having threesomes now and then
>go full cuck and get your friend out of the picture
>proceed to marry and raise your whore wife's children
>get a tattoo of your wifes kids covering all your arm
look at me, i am the cuckold now

>If my husband is worth 60 millions then they'd better give him a new contract or we're leaving

Man he's easily one of the most hated players in the world

...

What is she staring at? What's wrong with her eyes?

Not in Inter

And that's the only thing that matter

...

she is so trashy and dumb, i definetlly would lads

Would cum inside and let Icardi raise my kid d

He'll be once he leaves because they can't pay his

Chinese owner now

Inter can pay him so much that he can be cucked by other 3 Argentinian milfs

You don't understand, for now it's ok but if he keeps asking for new contracts they'll start asking for actually good peformances, not 15 goals a year.

the guy will never play in argy team

I bet she do rimjobs

>le new contract every season man

>le raise another another man's kids man

He doesn't even like this sport and he's still the best striker in Serie A lol

>le write autobiography at 23 years of age man

top lel
>the story of how I raise my wife's children

>serie A goals
>being in any way indicative of actual quality

>First chapter

>"How Argentina finally became a European country"

>Ronaldo - 6'
>Pele - 5'7''
>Romario - 5'7''
>Shearer - 6'
>G.Muller - 5'9''
>Puskas - 5'8''
>Suarez - 5'11''
>Batistuta - 6'1''
>Eusebio - 5'9''

The only great strikers 6'2'' and above i can think of are Henry and Van Basten.

>canada

>canada

kek

why do the english always underrate crouch
he could have gotten you a title

*ahem*

*Dares to Zlatan respectfully towards you*

But OP didn't say "great striker" he said "perfect"

Sure, some of these guys can be considered great, but if you were to build the ideal striker in a lab somewhere, he wouldn't be a fucking manlet, he'd be at least 6'4". Ergo, a "perfect" striker can't be that small.

>played striker at my university
>got my degree and no opportunity to play anywhere significant
>6'3

Really makes me think.....

He said great strikers, not statpadding mongs.

Only statpads against shit clubs like Arsenal, Man City, and Chelsea, total fraud.

>6'2"
>scores lots of headers
>Hodgson told him to take corners

really activates your almonds

/thread

Are you stupid or what?
I said at least 15.

14/15 - 22 goals
15/16 - 16 goals (and he skipped some months cause Mancini was retarded and hated him)
16/17 - already 15 goals in January

Oh right and he is just 23.
Plus of course about 10 or more assists every year.

How can you be so blind?
He wanted 5 milions per year? He is goddam right to wanted that money, just the way Wanda asked for that money was wrong but... Who cares, now everyone is happy