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NAME SOMETHING THAT YOUR DOG/CAT WOULD SAY TO YOU IF IT COULD TALK
BARK
I hate NIGGERS
"STOP RAPING ME!!!"
Why do you keep staring at that humming box?
meow
Why don't you have a gf?
You don't want to die alone, do you?
"You are gross"
My cat has seen me put all kinds of things up my ass then leave then in the wardrobe till it was safe to dispose of them.
Bananas, carrots, a hammer, cucumber, spatula, ice
>"You're a fag for owning a cat"
WHY DID YOU LET ME DIE STEVE
Why do you beat off with me in the room, you think I don't know what you're doing?
What have you done to my balls motherfucker
kek
He greentexts irl? he's the fag.
Where are my testicles, Jerry?
BENIS :DDD
Oh my dog
Oh Long John
Oh Long Johnson
Oh Don Piano
Why I eyes ya
All the live long day
I want my master's penis in me!
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nyaa~
Hey, put the knotting videos again!
Kek
Stop jerking off so much.
Why fuck fruit daniel, fruit is for eat
OOOHHHHGOOOODITHUUUURTTSSSOOMUUUUCHHPPPLEEEAAAASSEEKILLLLMEEEEE
NEKIDDD GRANMA
WHERE ARE MY TESTICLES, SUMMER?
My cat would just say "let me outside" or "play with me" hundreds of times a day
"I CAN HAZ CHEEZBURGER???"
You know, because it's 2006?
sorry im not creative enough
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I .... I can ta....tal......
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRK!
"Matt LeBlanc"
"11 dollars"
Please tell Adam Johnston from YMS to stay away from me
hahaHAHAHAH
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It would keep saying "meow" just to fuck with me
I WANT FOOD
That was rough, meow get me some tuna
>r u simgle, master?
You gay as fuck homie
OHHGOD HELP
FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD
NAME SOMETHING YOUR WIFE LOVES DOING WHEN YOU'RE NOT IN HOME
my black bull
PUT SOME MORE PEANUT BUTTER ON YOUR BALLS LOL ROOF!
>wife
Came here to post this.
GET THE FUCK DOWNSTAIRS AND COVER ME WITH A BLANKET, SLAVE
Fuck off back to Facebook and take your sub-par sense of humour with you
>SLAVE
Jesus grandma, you can't say that anymore. His name is Steve.
How is that post different from any other in the thread?