Why does Sup Forums hate the GOAT?

Why does Sup Forums hate the GOAT?

I wish I was that /fit/ I don't think I could even hitting the gym and all that.

Or maybe i'm just putting excuses..

Sup Forums doesn't hate messi

/thread

Celta vigo

Thats not Tom Brady ya mong

He's a gay

TSU thread?
post rare tsus lads

I always thought he was bigger

That's actually quite achievable

Both he and Messi shave their legs.
Is this why they are goat?

yes

...

There's really nothing about that body you couldn't achieve through regular lifting and dieting. You won't have his face obviously, but his body is certainly achievable.

>You won't have his face obviously

ayy

Do you recon he went through one of those homo operations so the public hair of his face didn't grow any more?

>fix teeth
>fix hair
>fix acne

That's literally all it looks like he did.

He's had some surgery, botox and waxing.

What a perfect body. No homo

>Canadian
>no homo

pick one

Imagine how much time he spends removing every last pube from his body.

rude