/f1/ General - WTF Happened Edition Part 2

O L D T H R E A D K I L L E D

Countdown to Aus:
>f1countdown.com/


Car Launch Dates:
>21/02 Renault
>22/02 Force India
>23/02 Mercedes
>24/02 Ferrari
>24/02 McLaren


2017 Winter Test Schedule:
>27/02 - 02/03: Circuit de Catalunya, Barcelona
>07/03 - 10/03: Circuit de Catalunya, Barcelona


Winter Stream
>rabb.it/spf1general


News
>Bottas to Mercedes
>Massa to Williams
>Wehlrein to Sauber

Other urls found in this thread:

who.is/whois/henno.info
whois.icann.org/en/lookup?name=henno.info
enom.com/whois/henno-info.html
youtube.com/watch?v=DTZyNAg4ohE&t=0s
knowyourmeme.com/memes/salty
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Falklands_War
youtube.com/watch?v=diWmlVuNKKs
youtu.be/SEtl02YllRo
youtube.com/watch?v=LRRKKKUAtoc
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

So Henno is LITERALLY watching these threads then

What a guy

...

>Mention Henno
>Hiro shits his pants

H E N N O
E N N O H
N N O H E
N O H E N
O H E N N

>As I was going to say before we were so rudely interrupted...


The funny thing is, Daryl seemed to think that his registrar (enom) would shield him from whois.

If you look up Henno.info on the whois sites that people actually use, they only say that enom is the registrar
>who.is/whois/henno.info
>whois.icann.org/en/lookup?name=henno.info

It's only when you look at the enom whois that you see his personal details
>enom.com/whois/henno-info.html

I only happened to stumble upon that that my literally googling "daryl smith henno"
So while he was fucking retarded to use his real info, without the autistic detective work shown in I would have never known his name to google that and EXPOSE him.


>picture unrelated
>note dates

So Off Season Thread Stats:

One Natural Death
Two Assassinations for """doxxing"""

Seriously what actually happened?
I only just turned on my computer

How's the off-season death count going? is this kill numer 4?

>not saving the fixed version

"off topic, discussions must pertain to sports"

>implying that talking about F1 streams isn't talking about sports

Streamlad was banned last year for posting stream links, to the rabbit stream I think. Said it was advertising or something like that.

can't barrell the Daryl

sup lads just got back from my trip through northern argentina and now catching up to /f1/

is princess pascal on suicide watch now that he got cucked out of Merc?

pic related, salt fields of Jujuy

Energy drink release date soon™

youtube.com/watch?v=DTZyNAg4ohE&t=0s

Excuse Me Sir, Do You Have a Moment to Talk About Our Lord And Saviour, Valtteri Bottas?

>salt fields
Argentina is white after all

>salt fields of Jujuy

Such an incredible sight.
Hard to believe they've only been there since 1982.

>er tut es für frei

well in this trip i went to the poorest provinces in the north (bordering bolivia and chile) and to be honest it was humbling to see people struggling to get things like electricity or water that in Buenos Aires are like taken for granted

pic related, Government Center of Tucumán

nice

Did you go watch the Dakar?

we have regions like that as well, the're called Innenstadt here

I don't get it.

knowyourmeme.com/memes/salty
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Falklands_War

Sounds like some areas of London desu

oh, heh

Winter Stream: Monaco 2014

>Nico's Quali Lockup Ensure's Pole
>Lewis M A D
>Something In His Eye

not only we got to watch the dakar, but hitchhiking like in the border of a cliff a rural teacher picked us up in a 4x4 Hilux and we drove like 60 km bordering a mountain, only to end up in Humahuaca, a small town where the Dakar was pit stopping. Then we drove through the passing Trucks of the Dakar, literally stopping between them and fucking up times of the people behind us

my friend filmed it all, i just got a small video of the dakar which i'm doing a small .webm for you right now.

Sutil had pretty good overtakes on Button and Alonso, one of the best races he had.

no, that was the year before

Sutil always was a bit of a Monaco expert. He made bretty good divebombs into the Lowes hairpin every year.

Can't forget the time he was running in 4th in the backmarker Foreskindia in 2008, ahead of the reigning world champion (who then proceeded to take him out under the Safety Car).

Fugg you Gimi, why do you hate India? ;_;

Oh Shit, almost forgot, Jules's drive to 9th this race!

nice!

I heard Daryl was looking for refuge in a nazi stronghold in the Andes. Didn't happen to see him, did you?

That sounds amazing. Where are you from originally?

Sutil is literally le hairpin dive lad

Wasn't he gonna get a penalty either way?

he still got the car into Q3 whereas Di Resta went out in Q1

New whore video

youtube.com/watch?v=diWmlVuNKKs

Here's a message to Daryl:

>FUCK OFF!

Who's the autist with the glasses?

Good to know dutch supermarkets carry what we have

>tfw beat me from the notification

How was the Dakar?

No notification here m8, just autism.

Oh wait it was a Carrefour

The gay dutch friend.

Different race, Sutil was running a legitimate 4th with no penalties in 2008.

It feels so weird rewatching races that I can remember so much about, from 2014 on I can remember most details about every race. Monaco 2014 was the first race I spent actively shitposting with /f1/, gives me a little bit of a nostalgia.

I heard that Schumi is an organ donor, and that when he dies, she will be given his chin.

baldin

I wonder, will f1circlejerk ban me?

1/2

2/2

kek

Don't remind me, it still hurts. The commentators on RTL were raving about it being the best day in Sutil's life and were so genuinely happy for Literally Whotil. Then gimi had to fuck it all up

lol, nope. I was a bit farther from the andes.

i'm originally from City of Buenos Aires (richest and capital city)

i'm too dumb to make .webms so here is the vid uploaded to youtube: youtu.be/SEtl02YllRo

i sent a message to my friend so i can show you guys us literally fucking up the race.

>vertical video
oh come on

Thanks for le upboat freindo

It's not his fault user, Britain took their widescreen ratio during the war.

>it's a Victoria is filmed going shopping, then appropriating jap culture, then watches a tall guy make sushi with her gay friend episode

I can't believe I sat through the whole thing.

Why the hell would you watch it?
I just skip through and look for tit shots.

the hilarious thing is that he doxxed him not through any hacking shit but by just using fucking google, youtube and facebook

holy shit daryl BTFO

sorry, i suck at filming.

pic related, me and my lads

so is henno going to jail ?
who's going to stream now ?

I was worried when she was putting on the kimono.

Too close to mixing fetishes

I accidentally did that to Mana and her mother.

Her mother took a picture of the ID and password for her ISP online account so she wouldn't forget it.
She just didn't realise it got saved to something publicly accessible (albeit difficult to get to).

I was looking for Mana pics, I find this collection, I see the password & ID, try it and sure enough I'm in and seeing a tonne of private details.
I of course informed her and she thanked me

who's Mana?

Upboated

>so is henno going to jail ?

if Sky UK and FOM press charges, yes

>who's going to stream now ?

>not having a Sky subscription

kek, you poor NEETcucks

Post tribute

>henno tried to fuck with winter stream

FUCK OFF!

jej

i have to agree with this guy here.

i live on my own, recently graduated from college and i still can afford the sports pack of my cable operator, which transmits all f1 races live.

i mean i'm from a third country so not sure how you guys can't

I can. I do enjoy a lot of the non-race things that e.g. Sky does, the special features interviews and the whole prerace thing.

The Finnish package thing is 20 euros a month which kind of is a lot for what it actually is but its not like it breaks my bank. Its like less than 2 hrs of work in my entry level shit tier job.

Piracy is very rarely actually about breaking the law due to necessity or lack of money.

You are new

I pay 27 euros per month for my Sky, including their sports, documentaries and tv show package.

It's pretty comfy, i can stream all the stuff on my TV or on my PC. They have a shitload of shows from HBO, Showtime, AMC and local stuff. Also besides F1 i'm a football fan so i also watch Bundesliga and Champions League on it.
I gladly pay for that if it makes my life and viewing experience easier, which it does.

Currently watching Deadwood btw, pretty good if you like Westerns.

Cost of Living vs Average Wage differs wildly.

Relatively, Melbourne (where I live) has an absurd cost of living, compared to other cities vs GDP (or something, i'm too tired/drunk to remember). London is harder to live in, but relative to [whatever im forgetting] Melbourne is worse.

If I moved to the country or a smaller city, things would be more affordable, but smaller cities have less job prospects. And things like Booze/Cigarettes are still stupidly overpriced. Fuel is priced higher as well I've heard.

Winter Stream: Canada 2014

>Nico On Pole
>Mercedes Reliability
>Massa v Sergio
>/ m y t i m e /

Sure but that doesn't justify not being able to afford like 20 bucks a month on a thing you follow

Its the same everywhere though, further away you go from big cities, the cheaper things like houses are. Its just that jobs are 404 and there's fuck all to do and everything is far away and shitty. I'm pretty sure almost all of the rural areas of Finland will be practically abandoned aside from farmers once the next two-ish oldest generations die off. Overall population is going down all the time but the 2-3 big cities are experiencing population growth at consistently growing rates (and its not all refugees either).

Nice Yacht-Master, 3big tho. Also I can make better sushi.

>Be me
>Live in Canada
>Can't get Sky
>Only English F1 broadcaster is TSN (ESPN)
>It's syndicated Sky F1 but insane amounts of commercials
>Occasionally drops F1 to pick up handegg or niggerjump
>Only some races have pre&post coverage
>There's too much noise in my house and I constantly miss stuff
>Get yelled at to turn it down even when volume is at 7 out of 50
>Parents try to watch with me but constantly ask questions and talk over the commentary
>Mom mutes commercials but is never quick enough un-muting so I always miss even more
>Autistic brother is constantly confused and screeching about random things exclusively during races

And you wonder why I stream F1.

A Jap lady who is an obsessed fan of Nico Rosberg.

>musica de putos
Argentina realmente es blanca

use headphones

>crazy jap lady who idolizes rosberg is idolized by half a dozen crazy spergs on a mongolian clay sculpting forum

Rly made me think

>Implying that's an option with a shitty TV that's 12 feet away from the nearest seat.
>Implying I still wouldn't have to deal with all the noise that can still be heard through the headphones.

Besides, with streaming I can watch the stream on one monitor and shitpost on the other with good sound isolation and nice headphones.

>Sure but that doesn't justify not being able to afford like 20 bucks a month on a thing you follow
Providing that your budget leaves you with a surplus of 10 dollars, it would.

If I didn't live with my dad, my budget would in deficit by around 15-25 dollars a fortnight, which adds up quickly (I have some savings)

I get sky through cable tv, but I've done the budget plans to live in a similar area with housemates, and right now, I can't afford it without skipping meals and never leaving the house. Or getting a credit card, which I would rather avoid, because i'm not working a stable skilled job now.

>live in a 1st world country
>buy service
>stream it on your PC/tablet/internet connected personal television

I bought an actually decent 42 inch 4K tv that is connected to the internet and whatnot for literally 299e. I thought it was going to be a ripoff and a total shitshow but 299 isn't really a massive loss anyway so I went for it and it's honestly pretty decent

...

meme race

>>>/globalrules/2/

I'm really the only one who idolises her

i don't have Sky, I pay 300 pesos a month (my salary is almost 19k) and I get the whole sports pack, that gets all the euro footy + NFL + NBA channel + Mandrama + some golf channel + Fox Sports 3 which is only motorsports + all the tennis action + CanalF1LatinoAmerica, which broadcasts all the F1 races live without commercials. They don't have that great of a content now that the season is over, they broadcast old 80s-90s races mostly.

cost of living here in the capital city is also expensive, food is like 5 times more expensive than in the smaller cities. however salaries here are higher so you can make up for it.

my trip to northern argentina was very cheap mostly because of the wage gaps that exist.

GMT II > rest desu

Nico Rosberg shared steamy minutes with his crazy Asian fan after winning the 2016 Championship

The German racer rushed to his private room with worshipper Mana after the peak of his Formula One career in Abu Dhabi.

The 31-year-old appeared 10 minutes later wearing a grin.

“It got a bit steamy in there,” BILD quoted him as saying.

An insider added: “His eyes were only for Mana. They held each other and kissed in the team office - it was clear he fancied popping a second cork.

“There’s no bed in his room - but there is a massage table.”

damn this thread filled up with sky shills pretty fast
in season
>oh god sky is so shit, I hate Croft sucking Hamilton's cock, Teds a faggot, Herberts a stupid manlet
off season
>Sky is really quite good value my friend, you can use this link right here to subscribe - it's quick and easy :D

>tfw I'm only 1171 words into the Mana/Rosberg Fanfic I'm writing

I need to get back into it.

>mfw I was working for Sky when I doxed Henno

youtube.com/watch?v=LRRKKKUAtoc

I'm 19, living at home because university is expensive and also free food.

Every time I read this I'm reminded of Jens
>ONLY
>10
>MINUTES

So you admit to being new here?

>Sky
>really good value
Yeah, nah.