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leafs are elite

Here's why the wild aren't winning the cup

I named 6(six) elite talents in the post you replied. Come on bud.

>rags

??

Probably won't be losing to the Hawks this time around though

>They also went 23 years without a cup.
almost every other team in their division wishes they were on such a short drought right now lmao

Staal is the only one that might be elite

the rest are doing well, but not elite

you can't expect to win the cup with no experience past the 2nd round

>10 years soon

please kill me

This guy gets drafted into your league and passes a secondary assist to your GF

Wat do?

>no superstar talent == no cup

Have to give them credit for ending wah's playoff career twice though.

>if you've never gotten to the finals in your 15 years you'll simply never ever get to the finals

Oh ok

Why is this shit general allowed to exist?

Go back to kicking rocks into a garbage can.

Suter is elite. Dubnyk is on pace for a Veznia.
The Mild have been to the WCF though no current player was on that team. Plus cup winning teams have not been past the 2nd round but still won.

The last 10 cup winners spent considerable time in the later stages of the playoffs

how is the rest of this division so shit
>columbus literally 0 playoff wins
>washington NEVER
>pittsburgh pic related
>rags 22 years and counting
>flyers 41 years literally laffs tier
>carolina a fucking expansion team has a cup
>devlels caused a lockout
>islels 33 years and counting

>leaf

hue hue nigger nigger hue hue

If your best players are Suter and Dubnyk you're not winning a cup.

a fuggin globe

talking about yourself, Chicago? top kek

You mean >these 5 total teams have been in the later rounds this decade

Wow.

You ever think of sports journalism big guy?

can't be that hard, can it

well now that you guessed wrong what's your next response? at the end of the day you're still a nigger I win

Jackets are the youngest team in the division it doesn't help that they have only gone to the playoffs twice
The penguins have always had the best players and the best meme teams
It doesn't help that they have always had the first pick too

give canes 2 years and they will sweep every metro team

there are 5 there. count better.

nobody cares you 18 year old autist

Certainly not with an elite hockey mind like yours that was able to sniff out these wild patterns since 2006.

I didn't say they would. Certainly better odds than whatever shit Canadian team makes it into the playoffs.

>oinc oinc i'm a black pig
get a clue, retard

Can someone pls tell these people that equality isn't possible unless they grow their brain 20% bigger?

CAROLINA isn't an expansion team
They are a relocated team from Hartford
How don't you know this

t. 18 year old autist

Fuck off, bundes autist.

>
>there are 5 there. count better.
You are retarded friend.

kys, Dancucklover

I'm retarded because I hit the 5 when I meant to hit the 6? they're right next to each other friend

Grow a brain, mohamed.

Realistically the only teams the wild could beat in the first round would be the blues, flames or sharks. The sharks might even be a stretch considering they have martin now. As it stands right now you'd play the kings. Good fucking luck with that if they become healthy.

grow a vagina, ya tranny

go away

>kangz
Lmao

well I have a hockey IQ of 165 so yeah

i couldve been the next gretzky, but I didnt want to

fucking shitskins get out reeee

>one of the best puck possession teams vs one of the worst puck possession team
What could go wrong

kill yourself

you first miguel

Parise was in the finals with the Devils.

And who says he didn't hit the 5 as well?
Looks like you're the dumb one here dumbass

Chicago is a modern paradise compared to every city in your stinky, shitwater, third world nightmare jungle habitat.

>I'm not retarded because I cannot be bothered to spend 3 seconds rereading my post

those 8 goals in 34 games will take him far

fuck you got me

If you're only argument is critiquing others grammer and spelling your just a faggot.

>The Kings hold the puck for 31 minutes, the Wild only hold it for 29 minutes
>I've exposed this, someone publish my research paper

Holy kek

>shitwater
Top kek you are jelly, obesefag

The wings will make the playoffs

y/n

He still went to the finals you cocksucking faggot

lol no

dafuq

Nope. I live in Princeton, NJ. Look it up. And your water literally has so much shit in it that they considered cancelling the fucking Olympics but since your government is so corrupt they just bribed everyone in sight and had them in the shit infested sewage water anyway. Your country is truly disgusting and so are its subhuman inhabitants.

Literally me

>won 3 in a row

we cup contenders now

did he win?

What the fuck is Warrior equipment? All my shit is Bauer or CCM. tbqh I haven't opened my hockey bag in 10 years though.

>the smallest of sodas will win a cup

Okay. They will either win the cup or miss the playoffs. There are not other possible outcomes.

Staal did you backpedaling taint sniffing dicklord.

>he thinks puck possession doesn't matter in the playoffs
I guess it'll be even more shocking when your meme team fizzles out.

this is for you, black pig

They make awesome sticks and gloves is whats up with them. Warrior pro stock gloves are the best I've owned and they look awesome.

All that stat says is shots are relatively equal for/against Minnesota...
... when the game is within 1 or tied...
... and it's the 3rd period..


I swear to God that people who try to use fancycuck stats don't even know how to interpret or apply them, it's so infuriating

Minnesota is a native American word and has nothing to do with fountain drinks. Please don't be so insensitive.

>can't quote correctly
This is why apes shouldn't be given computers by first world countries.

>those restrictions
lmao

that didn't answer my question.

he also won over a decade ago, sad!

>I've exposed them now! They hold onto the puck 40 seconds less than a handful of other teams of my handpicked choosing

Seriously get a grip. It's fucking annoying.

This is a picture of a young finnish woman.

>explanation of stat is literally in the image
>explains in a long winded manner what the stat is about.
The autism is deafening

>being mad at stats

you literally cant make this shit up

>40 seconds
>I have decided to randomly choose an arbitrary number that benefits my argument
Are you 15?

quick now show me how certain teams perform when it's raining outside I'm dying to know

good lord.

as arbitrary as it is, being able to close a game or tie a game is very important in the playoffs

t. Sports Journalist

Looks fun to bash. With a hammer.

Being a Bruins fan sucks, delusional people at work think because they're the 2nd in the division that it's okay, the Atlantic division is a pile of shit.

-Fred from Western MA

PEDOSOTA ON SUICIDE WATCH

>men's

is this what canadian """men""" wear?

hats are stupid and only for people who are balding or literal children

Winning a cup a decade ago and still being a relevant player is actually pretty based.
But no Parise didn't win and is shit, I would trade him for Wheeler or any other non-whioux player.

>"guys come quick! I just looked and it says that Minnesota holds onto the puck 20 seconds less than elite teams like the >rags in a 60 minute game

Jesus, kys

Hows the weather in Kansas?

>and still being a relevant player
are you trying to tell me anything in minnesota is relevant?

That's actually likely an overestimate

>it's a faggot memer post

Rumor is Connor McSecondary scored his fourth goal of 2017. 49 days into the year.

Generational imo.

this is a bad post

Is top 5 not?

Yes 3M has without a doubt been relevant in your life.