Go to take a shower at the hotel

>go to take a shower at the hotel
>see this

wat do?

ask her to leave so I can take a shower in peace

Naturally let her out of the room and help her find her parents.

Check her ID to make sure that kicking her out is not a mistake.

I do

"In shower with clothes? Silly, let me help you..."

Launch my penis

Drop the soap

Duh!
I would anally rape her, cum in her ass, make her shit out the cummy, bloody, shit-stained mess, before making her lick it up.
Isn't that what you guys would do?

Also, sauce or more, FFS...

Sauce

>standing alone in a shower like a normal human being
>some troll looking hunchback 300 pound 6'1" motherfucker walks in and you're pretty sure he's gonna rape you

wat do?

360 and walk away

Suck her off

Strip naked and tell her that k need feminism cause It shouldn't be shamed upon to raise my wife's boyfriends baby.

yell get outta my room you tiny trap faggot!

I know Sup Forums is full of mentally retarded people but 360° would basically be still facing her. Did you even go to elementary school.

>her

kek

>hi im a shitty newfag

Turn around and quicklywalk to the door. Open it and flip that motherfuckin sign to do no disturb

Happy either way

welcome newfrond

Jokes on you! it was just a prank! XD

Ask her if the charge is grossly inflated, like with the stuff in the mini-fridge.

these WWYD posts are so fucking stupid.

Ask: what the fuck with that forehead?!

Quit fucking around, is this really a boy?

yes his female friends dressed him up with extensions etc the hands give it away

Kick dat bitch out of the window, I am sweaty and need a shower

more?

have a (You)