I just woke up and my mom made me two hamburgers and wanted to remind everyone Magyga is a superstar in southamerica
Ryan Moore
>rumble was a welterweight >had some troubles making weight back in the day >kept missing weight a few fights after the speer one >koscheck stuck a finger on his eye the same way gsp stuck a permatrauma on koscheck's right side of the face >moved up to middleweight but missed weight there too >lost to TRTor >got cut >decided to give 205 a try in some regional promotion called wsof wdgaf >said fuck it, let's go full heavyweight >collected some wins and went back to 205 in the ufc >failed to dismantle cormier for the title >unironically the only actual current threat to cormier besides jones >a love triangle >an eye poke story >forever poked, forever keked, forever number one contender >a karate guy ruled that division for years >chuck lydell destroyed tito >tito fights chael this weekend >chael doing some 205 circus too >in 2017 >the city of bellator >but this was a greentext about rumble
Wyatt Powell
Is that mr. robot?
Joseph Gonzalez
This thread looks fake to me
Julian Ward
Post your fightfus in order of how hard would you munch on their sweaty ass after a hard workout.
LightHeavyweight should be 200-220 then Heavyweight should be 220 to 265
Carson Hughes
what if bigg rigg misses weight at 185?
Hudson Bennett
>no Alexa Grasso how can you even call yourself an ass muncher??
Gavin Parker
He'll move to light heavyweight for the next fight. Hope the purse is bigg enough for that many steaks.
Zachary Brooks
everyone laughs at the same time
Carter Scott
why even have a weight limit on the heaviest weight class. other combat sports dont. boxing k-1 judo etc
its not like a 400 lb sumo would be good. let them bang bro
Evan Cox
THE CUNT IS INJURED
JACARE BTFO
Grayson Davis
No alexa grasso and you have the nerve to call yourself an arse licker?
Zachary Robinson
>the GOAT even if Ferg somehow manages to beat Khabib, he'll get heemed by Conor he has garbage tier striking defense and doesn't have the wrestling base to keep the fight on the ground like Khabib could
Zachary Anderson
tito btfo him lel
Xavier Wilson
Dana sells his contract to Rizin where he fights Bob Sapp.
Hudson Martinez
ferg is a nighmare match for conor. everything condor does ferg does it better. he will heem conor into a living death with just a 10th of his power and meme kicks
Isaiah Ross
WTF I hate michael bisping now!
Logan Brooks
all part of his plan to retire champ
Jason Nguyen
>tfw trolling aside jacare is the rightful champ >would have been champ ages ago if not for being robbed and people ducking him >he will never get his shot and now is old
feels bad man
Jason Mitchell
>win over post USADA Belfort and Chris camozzi twice >gibme title shot
>you are at the club with your gf >this guy comes and starts fondling your dick
what do?
remember he is 196cm tall and weighs 121 kg
Zachary Lopez
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Chase Harris
HaAAHAHAHA fuck Yoel "The Steroid" Romero
Luke Wood
id like to see him cuck ngannou desu
DANA PLS
Adrian Torres
Tell him to succ it tbqh famalam
Jason Hughes
lmao it's like sprinkling some suger on a pile of shit
Brody James
is this shopped? theres something weird about it but i cant figure out what
agreed. fuck romeroid
Jacob Miller
>rightful champ
To what? Candyland? Didnt beat Romero and hasnt even been in a title fight in the UFC
Elijah Wright
karolina defeated joanna last november
and anyone who thinks otherwise is just delusional and mentally diminished
Nolan Martin
Jacare was the #1C when Chris Weidman was champ bud
Jacob Reed
what the hell happened to you Ngannou
Isaac Lopez
Leave candylei silva to me!
James Hughes
>brett rogers >mfw he was the future GOAT >then he met fedor >now hes losing to denis goltsov in Tech-Krep FC: PRIME 3
Benjamin Bennett
>Stipe No clear cut #1 contender for him to fight. >DC Made of glass >Bisping Refuses to fight #1 contenders. Injured. >Woodley Rematch wonderboy >Conor Won't even mention his top challengers by name. Pushing for a fight with a 40 year old boxer that won't happen. Racing horses. >Aldo Forever a paper champ in a tainted division >Cody Fighting TJ >Mighty Mouse Cleared out division.
What went wrong?
Aaron Myers
So he's the rightful champ of the #1 contender class? What a travesty he hasnt been given his rightful belt!
Like i said. Jacare is the rightful champ to a non-existent belt! War Gator xD
Fuck off
Christian Rodriguez
Jacare got beat by the true #1 contender
No for gay Jesus
Sebastian Collins
There are no ass munchers on /heem/? I feel ashamed.
Jason Miller
why is all MMA media so shit compared to other sports journalism
90 percent have no idea what theyre talking about and are only doing it because they couldnt get a job in the traditional sports. the other 10 percent are boring as fuck and i dont wanna listen to them. then there are the ex fighters who are either bitter and hate mma or got heemed too many times and are retarded
What do people think of Maidana in Argentina? Also any good mma fighters from Argentina to keep an eye on?
Nathan Peterson
Losing to the GOAT of the division above you who's also bigger than you isn't really an issue.
Thomas Morris
I have no problem watching their B U N D A S for a few minutes before the real fighting starts.
Angel Perry
>Clicked play on the schaub video >Schaub mentions the Schaub shutdown a minute in Lmao this guy might really have brain damage, I thought you guys were memeing
Robert Cox
>no grasso >no RENA >nunes that high
kys
Samuel Roberts
I gaf. You should too, if you don't want to be a casual.
The Schaub shutdown is a really underutilized move tbf
Camden Rivera
If the UFC really wants to make money they should do an all female PPV where they all fight naked and then charge $159.99
Nathaniel Thomas
Nunes punching me in the dick makes me diamonds. Other ones can't punch that hard. I also always liked lesbian hairstyles.
Blake Howard
Daily reminder to accept your future featherweight, lightweight, welterweight, and middleweight GOAT into your hearts.
Evan Cruz
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Michael Ortiz
I'm fine with being a casual who watches actual divisions and not a fightfu sperg
Lucas Diaz
>Heavyweight >Actually division C'mon son.
Connor Sanchez
And the main event should be Gina Carano vs Miesha Tate. Everything in 4k, I'd pay $200 to watch that.
Isaac James
rest in peace weedman
Austin Gray
Weidman via wrestlefuck and GNP
Jacob Reyes
wow why would weidman take this fight
Xavier Clark
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Jeremiah Morales
Ahh SHIEET!!!
The heavyweight champ can heem anyone in any division in a real fight therefore it's the only one that actually matters
Chase Evans
I had a feeling they were gunna do this fight
Joseph Adams
>tfw ill never get to see gay guard vs cuckhold
itd be such a good match stylistically
John Lee
You're forgetting the Super Heavyweight division. Any division that has upper weight limit is for pussies.
Mason Barnes
>lose belt >fight Romero >get heemd >rebound against mousasi My boy really won't back down
Asher Jones
Mousasi couldn't even beat grandpa Machida loool
Justin Martinez
>not Gina against Macedo
Tate only seems kind of attractive because Gina left the building. Macedo and Carano are both legitimately 10/10 and they're the only fitting main event to BundaFC 1.
Logan Sanders
Give it time, They still got quite a bit left in their carreers
Ryder White
Ahh yes!
Anthony Watson
wew never thought about it like that
kinda true. really makes me think
maybe they should just abolish weight divisions and let everyone weigh what they want and stop weight-ducking eachother
Christopher Flores
you forgot >mised rematch
Cooper Carter
Weidman's chin is done, Mousasi inside of one. Interim title?
Oliver Nguyen
Punished Mousasi is a whole new beast
Ayden Hernandez
Mousasi is going to win
Jeremiah Perez
this desu
Adam Bailey
>Weidman's chin is done
>i say this because he didnt even get knocked out clean by a Romero flying knee right up the middle
Hunter Ward
>Weidman's chin is done
Not really, well at least we haven't seen any real evince of it so far. Anyone would have been knocked out by that knee and the Chris wasn't even out cold.
