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smash the taigs edition

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cara

xD le how does he get it so quick??? this 2bh

shan't'd've clicked on this link, lads

>tfw someone keeps confusing me for a different poster

really annoying

You're walking down the road and you see this man walking towards a brighter future for the United Kingdom.
What do?

Tim's gang:
-Team Moose
-Scoochey
-Chockey
-Cheer bear
-Teddy
-Moosey
-Shopper bear
-Brian snail
-White cat

Tim's vocabulary:
swiper: tv remote
swipey: raining
swipe down: ?????
swipe seat: fender guitar stool
sticker: ?????
succumbing: buying/getting
provisions: shopping

did I miss anything?

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wish that they would smash my bollocks

Westminster voting intention:

CON: 46% (+2)
LAB: 25% (-1)
LDEM: 11% (+1)
UKIP: 8% (-3)
GRN: 4 (-)

(via ICM / 18 Apr, post-1100hrs)

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>not investing in ethereum
absolutely howling

tell me lads, do you have a stronger orgasm when you cum

standing up

or

lying down

plymouth

Smoking chicks 2bh

emily

snack is ready

Any of you lads fancy a trip down the canals? I'll pay.

Christian communism desu lads

youtube.com/watch?v=J6gHbyGLHw4

Ron Miscavige on Joe rogan live right now
Seems a cunt

oi Tim, here's a tip mate - get some Vanish Oxi Action on that shirt

Who should I vote for then lads?

>Don't like immigrants and refugees
>Don't like SJW shite
>want a soft brexit
>don't like massive tory public service cuts

these 2bh

are you the good baiter or the unironic mong? x

one of the most contradictory things I've ever heard

>LDEM: 11% (+1)
FIRST STEP ON THE ROAD TO D O M I N A T I O N

the new gf has been on the pill for two weeks and has asked to come round tomorrow night with a winky face

going to cum deep inside her with no johnny on

hmmm yes can't wait

*sips*

get behind him in a heartbeat

genuinely dont know who to vote for now lads. are may isnt too popular with people around me, are corbyn is a nutjob and are farron wants to reverse democracy.

JUST.

libdems

>Almost 1/20 people in the country vote green
Utter state

NEED a cute boyfriend lads, someone to cuddle in bed

I know I might not 'get it' or just can't 'handle it' because I wasn't born here but you should know that your 'banter' is more than just words and can be very hurtful.

absolutely need to destroy her arsehole

I barely post anything anymore besides very generic non-controversial posts

but someone seems to think i'm some other guy who is causing all manner of political arguments

No one, every political party is pro white genocide

Y E L L O W

S U R G E

this 2bh

...

It is dumb students.

i will not sit here and allow this blatant marketing attempt go unnoticed in my thread

why can't poley look like this
I'd totally fuck his arse if he looked like this

shall be reading this with great interest

>misunderstanding christian philosophy and twisting it until it fits communism
jesus was 2000 years ago, he lived in a literal slave society, he's not exactly talking about the "means of production" honey x

lib dems

dad called me a retard again

Lib Dems: The Thinking Man's Party

came inside the gf when she werent on the pill

took her down to lloyds for the ol' 'ning 'fter pill

probably the smuggest i've ever felt in public

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Shan't

having a kid with the chinese gf
guess saving the white race is up to you guys lads

this 2bh

whos this qt

>corbyn is a nutjob
he won't do anything stupid
>farron
>reverse democracy
no...
he just wants a softer brexit that won't fuck up the country too much
(like any sane person)

this 2bh

Stacey

>very generic non-controversial posts
>"religion isn't a choice"
come on

her name?

this 2bh

this 2bh

>(like any sane person)
Remoaners please leave.

lib dems are anti immigration and sjws lad

this 2bh

that was me not him lol
religion literally isn't a choice
you don't choose to believe in something, you either do or you don't

made me think

>all those runts voting to "take their country back" when it was never theirs to begin with
the underclasses should stay in their gutter

We are going for a hard Brexit and there is nothing you can do to stop it.

this 2bh

we aren't going to get a softer brexit. the EU has stated its brexit or no brexit, no inbetween.

no idea

>I want my country back
but you already do?
the EU doesn't override all of the decisions that our own government makes

asking for a soft brexit does not make me a remain voter

this 2bh

>Remoaners

NEED to poz pakiboo's neghole

Working class northerner who lives on a council estate here, will be voting Tory though.

this 2bh

>the underclasses should stay in their gutter

can you frick off

shant'd've'ade't' post

Sometimes she looks proper fit and other times she looks a bit off.

Lib Dems

Used to vote UKIP but will vote Tories

come on now silly x

*tits*

Yes it does.

D O O L E Y
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Cannot fathom wanting a soft brexit. What would have to be wrong with you to even consider such an option. Absolute mongs.

Same apart from the council bit.

BNP

>that episode where she goes back to her hometown and get BTFO by pakis

this 2bh

>Rorke hates this

The gf (male)

>My time with user has come to an end. During our time together, I learned about his general cynicism and misanthropy but also his irreverant, self-deprecating style of humour and his ability to show compassion forward those who shared his "feels". What had started as a journey into the "dark side of the internet" had become a poignant investigation into the lives of wayward young men. With no community to fall back on and plenty of free time to spend online, they had forged an alliance not out of common interests but common sense of displacement. Although they have been attacked in the media as nazis, perverts and nihilists, the picture I was presented was one of loneliness and desperation. I finally realised that the "Internet Hate Machine" hates nothing more than itself

Lying down, why on earth would i want to stand?

genuinely wonder what you lot look like and how you function in daily life

monica can

it just takes time

Link to pics

voted leave and will be voting green
who here /complex/?

What colour do you think Stacey Dooley's pubes are?

any radical centrist man in