Alison Brie to Star in Netflix Wrestling Comedy 'GLOW' From Jenji Kohan

>Alison Brie to Star in Netflix Wrestling Comedy 'GLOW' From Jenji Kohan

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Are you ready to see Sup Forums favorite Alison Brie Schermerhorn wrestling in revealing 80s clothes?

All I want is some forearm hair

>GLOW — aka Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling — is inspired by the real story of the 1980s female wrestling league.
oh god my dick twitched

based netflix

>yfw she gains some more meat for the role

>we may soon be able to enjoy a new and improved thicc brie in tight spandex
those crafty jews have done it again

I want this Jewess goddess to suck my soul out through my dick like a fucking dementor

thicc brie is back

This woman is very attractive.

glow was fucking awesome. it came on sunday nights on fox. it was the only thing me and my dad did to gether.

Who would cum first?

just wanna squeeze her tits just wanna squeeze her tits just wanna squeeze her tits just wanna squeeze her tits just wanna squeeze her tits just wanna squeeze her tits just wanna squeeze her tits just wanna squeeze her tits just wanna squeeze her tits just wanna squeeze her tits just wanna squeeze her tits just wanna squeeze her tits just wanna squeeze her tits just wanna squeeze her tits just wanna squeeze her tits just wanna squeeze her tits just wanna squeeze her tits just wanna squeeze her tits just wanna squeeze her tits just wanna squeeze her tits just wanna squeeze her tits just wanna squeeze her tits just wanna squeeze her tits just wanna squeeze her tits just wanna squeeze her tits

well I guess I can put off suicide for a little bit longer now

i wonder what this post means..

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How the fuck do actors film stuff like this without popping a stiffy through their pants? I'd be lucky not to cream myself

>he hasn't accepted our Jewish overlords and fell for the chosen people's perfect women

M8, just accept and live a happy life.

They're gay

>he doesn't want to ejaculate inside a jewish vagina

smhtbhfam

>Jewish titfuck never

Oy vey.

>thinking a proud woman of God's Chosen People would ever be intimate with an unclean goyim such as yourself

Pretty sure he's JIDF because he only posts those for attractive Jews

i remember back then there were only hairy shoops of this pic

>brie will never rub her butt against your dick until you lose control and cream yourself
>swn notice the wet patch, giggle and smirk jewishly

>smirk jewishly
Kek reminds me of the Marxist muslim ACLU professor pasta

His right hand instinctively went for it

I'm going to fucking kill myself

jesus s-stop

that was the joke

if you kill yourself you won't be able to jerk off to this upcoming new show
baka

more empty threats from a dumb frogposter

see this:

do it faggot

lawd help me

A mix of homosexuality and duct tape.

>Larry
>not attractive
Get out reddit

My dick isn't ready for these feels

>hey user, mind if I practice a few wrestling moves on you? It won't hurt, I promise
what do?

kneel

can we have a /jg/ jewess general thread?

>It won't hurt, I promise
No dice

I hope it's co-ed wrestling.

Do you want to piss off Sup Forums so bad they'll cause the greatest shitstorm this board has seen in at least 2 months? If so, yes.

sign me up

stormbabies should fuck off back to /lgbt/

isn't she too old and fat and unfit to play a wrestler?

i mean if you'd rather her be mean to you, i'm sure that can be easily arranged

wasted quads for a homosexual

I think that's part of what the show is supposed to be about, it's a comedy

she kinda fridgey

TOO FUCKING OLD

The Undertaker is 51 and still kicks ass, nice quads btw.

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Sounds fun.
Let's do this

Quads of truth

Succulent toes.

If there is any justice in this world she will play the fabulous moolah, the jewish lady heel from GLOW

Is it true that Jewess' feets smell amazing?

quads of homosexuality

One taste of Jewess footsweat and you're chemically addicted for the rest of your life. There's no cure.

nah Jewess feet are usually not good

Alison is the exception

She is a foot goddess

all jewish succubi must be as tempting as possible, and as such her sweety feets are designed for maximum arousal
they smell and taste delightful

>From Jenji Kohan

So she'll be getting nude right??

>Alison Brie in spandex
My dick

if she finally gets nude i might have to have a lot of time to myself

>Jewess feet are usually not good
Gal Gadot has sexual toes

I didnt realize that I wanted this until now

>mfw reading about how she was a super slut in college and fucked anything that moved

I really liked her voice acting in the lego movie

>voiced Unikitty talking about business
>voiced Vincent Adultman who does a lot of business at the factory
A true merchant

>ywn have filthy sex with a horny teenage brie eager to experiment
it never ends

Link?

yeah a little, but everything else is perfect

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>yfw she also said she considers anything smaller than 7 inches as small

>she moves his head into her ass at the end
hnng

what was she intending to convey here?

It hurts to think how close she came to being a pornstar

I'm sure she would make you sit on the floor next to the bed and would play with your "cocklette" (as she'd call it) with her feet, smirking at you jewishly all the while. No touching, of course. Anything less than 7" doesn't get to touch anything but her feet.

I will renew my netflix sub this minute if she takes her jugs out in this

she's trying to incite mass goyim suicide

again ?

you are such a weirdo man...what the fuck is this obsession with forearm hair ?

They usually have manfeet. (and these still look a little manly.) That's her dad's genes overriding her jewish mom's.

Go fap to nickey huntsman. You get all the brie with none of the guilt.

Jewish women should be forbidden from removing their G-d given body hair

She has a flappy monster vagina

This bitch is so fucking fake. Every interview she has to bring up how sexually liberated she is. Stop deluding yourselves guys, shes a phony actress who will tease you and tease you. Don't get your hopes up, she will never show her tits its all a fucking act.

I'm not a weirdo

It's sexy as fuck

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So just like Brie then?

>you'll never get a brie footjob
>you'll never cream all over her soles
>she'll never mock your silly goyim perversions
>she'll never fashion you into her eager footpet

>this whole thread

she does mostly anal anyways

I can't handle it bros.

Oh thank god

>she will NEVER castrate you with her teeth
just die in my sleep already
( ._.) ( ;_;)

So far all of the main actresses in her shows get naked

Life is misserable user, it feels good to live in the dream.

Why so many Jews ffs?

Brie wouldn't have signed on without a nudity clause, especially since she was getting a ton of offers

truly the master race

LITERALLY DELETE THIS