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OK Sup Forums, I want some humor so dark the police tried to shoot it! Jokes and pictures are both welcome (only limit is no cp).

what's the best condom ad?

abortion

Here's a classic
What 7 inches long, pink, and my wife cries whenever I shove it in her mouth?
An aborted fetus.

What's the best thing about twenty eight year old porn stars?
There's twenty of them.

JesIS

Beat me to it.

An older one
What's the worst part about walking through a field of dead babies?
My boner

>only limit is no cp

I am currently 50/50 on whether or not to legalize abortions.
On one hand I enjoy killing babies, and the second I hate giving women the choice.

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Wow so edgy
Fuck off summerfag

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So its edgy when someone enjoys a bit of dark humor? Its not like OP is threatening to hang himself if we didnt post.

What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

great one, actually laughed

Whats yellow and blue and rolls around on the bottom of the pool? A baby with slashed Floaties.
What yellow and red and floats around on top of the pool? Floaties with a slashed baby.

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What was the autistic boy doing on the floor?

His best.

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9/11 is just a meme rn, but oh well I'm not american but I get why most go batshit on 9/11 memes

In chile we had our 9/11 too, but it wasn't a "terrorist attack" tho

We remember 9/11 but we don't go batshit about it. At least the sane people.

Well, most normie i see on facebook go batshit about it saying "9/11 was terrible thing ur an idiot"

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Thinking bout it, fuck it its facebook obviously it will happen

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kek

what is this

I'm going to start telling people I love shooting myself in the face... so if I ever do it they'll say "we'll, at least he died doing something he loved"

>:D

xD

This reminds me of how I fed bacon to a pig.

Gay football player, Michael Sam, when he was drafted. ESPN cameras were at his house and him n his rent boi were non stop making out after he got drafted. Absolutely disgusting. I was appalled.

Absolutely filthy.

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>wow much edgy
>such newfag
>posts some terribly edgy shit

Whats the difference between a chocolate-chip cookie and a dead baby?
I dont rape the cookie before i eat it.

How long does it take for a black woman to take a shit 9 months

XD

That joke is older than the stain in my underpants.

cue jackie laugh

Sure she's put on a few pounds but don't talk about your wife that way.

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What's OBL's favorite dessert?

Big Apple Crumble.

What's the best thing about fucking twenty eight year olds?

There's twenty of them.

You're assuming that 8 year old porn stars exist.

What's the hardest thing (not worst part) about walking through a field of dead babies? My cock.

#fixed.

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