/heem/: the shitty of el poopooey edition

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Previous thread: News:

>Four new fights made official for UFC FN 107
mmajunkie.com/2017/01/corey-anderson-vs-jimi-manuwa-joseph-duffy-vs-reza-madadi-set-for-ufc-fight-night-107-in-london

>Mir interested in fighting Brock Lesnar again
mmamania.com/2017/1/19/14322958/ufc-frank-mir-absolutely-interested-rubber-match-against-brock-lesnar-mma

>Former Strikeforce Heavyweight champion homeless and arrested for fondling men
mmamania.com/2017/1/19/14324666/former-strikeforce-heavyweight-reportedly-homeless-accused-fondling-multiple-men-minnesota

>Nunes says Tate is a better fighter than Rousey
mmamania.com/2017/1/19/14318100/amanda-nunes-miesha-tate-way-better-fighter-than-ronda-rousey

Other urls found in this thread:

twitter.com/bokamotoESPN/status/822171425289084928
youtube.com/watch?v=u4g5JTNweog
youtube.com/watch?v=mJXj34VvyIY
strawpoll.me/12147839/
twitter.com/AnonBabble

Schaub is God

>WHITE BOY, FAGGOT, YOU CAN’T TOUCH ME, YOU’RE NOT MAN ENOUGH, I EAT YOUR ASS ALL ALIVE, YOU BITCH, CAN’T ANYBODY IN HERE FUCK WITH THIS, THIS IS THE ULTIMATE. FUCK YOU, YOU HOE! COME SAY IT TO MY FACE, YOU BITCH. COME ON YOU BITCH, YOU’RE A SCARED COWARD, YOU’RE NOT MAN ENOUGH TO FUCK WITH ME, YOU CAN’T LAST TWO MINUTES IN MY WORLD BITCH. LOOK YOU SCARED NOW, YOU HOE. SCARED LIKE A LITTLE CRACKER BITCH. SCARED OF THE REAL MAN! I’LL FUCK YOU TILL YOU LOVE ME FAGGOT.

The biggest spastic on all of heem right here

>britgays

Hey Jamie could you put up that footage from the Browne and Brandon fight...there we go okay good, first of all

>Oh for sure 100% man I was tagging him with some nice leg kicks

Listen man *brings microphone close to his mouth*

You looked just really stiff out there, stiff as a board, you can see how good Travis was compared to you, he has nice good clean boxing, good movement, you looked like you'd never hit pads in your entire life, you were literally a heavybag with eyeballs out there, chin up in the air, awkward footwork and the worst head movement I've ever seen since Tecia Torres vs. Paige Vanzant.

Realistically I can't see you beating any of the guys who fight in Bellator, WSOF, Rizin, how do you think you'd do in a straight up jiu jitsu fight against Gabi Garcia?

>Oh for sure I think you'd be surprised

Really you think so? I think you'd be surprised, I think she'd mess you up. There's a whole bridge between you and a guy who just walked into a gym for the first time, are you comfortable with knowing how horrible you are as a fighter? are you okay with being KO'd in your next 10 fights? Cause it could very well happen.

I'm not saying this to be mean, I'm telling you as a friend you're not a good fighter at all, he flattened you out and completely dominated you, you looked unimaginably stiff weren't prepared at all, your movement was atrocious, I worry about your commitment to anything fight related.


Get out of here and never come back.

Tyson's life makes me sad desu. I wish someone took care of him.

My boy Matt Embree is gonna heem Van Roosemalen tommorow night

Not true btw

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>heem has around regular posters
>poll with 16 votes represents heem
why do you post these?

BJ Penn right now could KO varg in his prime within one minute using only spinning backfists fuck varg

Want to say something /heem/?

>Scared white boy

Bj Penn would have beat Cole Miller

>Conor McGregor defeats Eddie Alvarez at UFC 205
>suddenly a lot of Eddie Alvarez fans stop posting on /heem/
>around the same time, lots of Khabib Nurmagomedov fans pop up
really doodles the noodle

Same ;__;

I am honoured to have started Ngannou posting.

>Kona Magiga gets embarrassed and choked out at UFC 196
>Irish flags and mccasuals leave and heem is back to being comfy at least for a little while

Really made me think

>rumble was a welterweight
>had some troubles making weight back in the day
>kept missing weight a few fights after the speer one
>koscheck stuck a finger on his eye the same way gsp stuck a permatrauma on koscheck's right side of the face
>moved up to middleweight but missed weight there too
>lost to TRTor
>got cut
>decided to give 205 a try in some regional promotion called wsof wdgaf
>said fuck it, let's go full heavyweight
>collected some wins and went back to 205 in the ufc
>failed to dismantle cormier for the title
>unironically the only actual current threat to cormier besides jones
>a love triangle
>an eye poke story
>forever poked, forever keked, forever number one contender
>a karate guy ruled that division for years
>chuck lydell destroyed tito
>tito fights chael this weekend
>chael doing some 205 circus too
>in 2017
>the city of bellator
>but this was a greentext about rumble

back up though
back up though

What weight class is varg even in? Strawweight? Twink biece of chit

>Big tan Dan sneakin in

If your life was a movie, and it started now – forget about whatever financial disasters you’ve had, personal failures, relationship failures – what would the hero of your life’s movie do right now? Do that! Do those things. We define ourselves far too often by our past failures. We look at our past, and we say ‘Well, that’s me.’ That’s not you. You are this person right now. You’re the person who’s learned from those failures and you can choose to be the hero of your own movie right now.

Write down your goals. Write down things you wanna improve. Write down things you won’t tolerate from yourself. Write down things you’ve done in the past that you never wanna see yourself do again, and go forth, from here, as the hero of your own movie. Build momentum. Build confidence and momentum with each good decision that you make from here on out. Buy Alpha Brain™.
You can do it. Anyone can do it. We live in unique times. We live in one of the rarest times in human history, where you can choose almost all of the input that comes your way, whether it’s the movies that you watch, the books you read, the podcasts you listen to, you can choose to be inspired. Do that. Do that and be the hero of your own movie.

Tito has some seriously skinny legs compared to his upper body

Brb arms thicker than thighs

Varg would stab the fuck outta you mate

am i the only one that thought khabib looked shook as fuck here?

> Hendricks vs Lombard

no man i thought so as well

That would be kind of hard considering I'm not a twink and teach krav maga as well as akido and kendo at my local YMCA

I would end varg

Dafuq was Tony wearing?
twitter.com/bokamotoESPN/status/822171425289084928

>krav maga
>akido
>kendo

I love educated b8 posts.

He was going fishing right afterwards

Heeminder to do hard sparring at least 3 times a week minimum

Whatever he fuckin wants I like that tony does whatever he wants in the octagon and out who fuckin cares what he wore you twink biece of chit

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>Rounded upper back
>A cause for Injury

Fuck off you skinny non lifting twat

Schaub bless

Common rehabilitation workout what are you trying to imply here

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Post future champions

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youtube.com/watch?v=u4g5JTNweog

T-thanks WME

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Just give her time, my man

two bums

Oh look right on cue, the little kiddy is out from school

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youtube.com/watch?v=mJXj34VvyIY

wew lads

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Shitlibs BTFO

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Jason Knight is a dumb incestuous hillbilly

It's fun, but it's still literally mandrama

>Wonderwoman is that much of a casual

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jokes on you, i like this

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wait, is it "though"?

I thought he said "dude"

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Doo

What the fuck is wrong with these people posting fucking numbers with scat? Who ever posts this, please consider suicide.

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eternal leaf strikes again

;__;

Keeps the casuals out

Based Quotationcuck

He says "dude"

strawpoll.me/12147839/

Working at the docks can be stressful a container can fall on your head anytime.

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michael bisping is a massive pussy

>>Rounded upper back
lmao, you dont have to pretend you lift here friend

The spammer

>bisexual
>cuck fetish
>scat fetish

We can assume he's a fat manlet right?

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Literally /ourboyguy/

fuck off

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>>>/reddit/

rip fresh thread :(

THE POWER OF SCHAUB COMPELS YOU!

THE POWER OF SCHAUB COMPELS YOU!

BE GONE SCAT SPERG!

I would rather have casuals here instead of them. Even saving that shit proves they are sick. Would love to see them suffer

They are probably unemployed

Dockdwarf is a mighty manlet and former fat kid so yes

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Yes you should go back there

I assume he is a pygmy nigger that wants to look like based Ngannou

Schaub is God?

Le Sexy Wizard Bisping is Reddit, buddeh

you should give me a kiss babe

it worked wtf

Based

Schaub SHUTDOWN!!

wow it worked i think
i'm joining the church now

How should I start my let's play channel on youtube lads

I LOHVE YU MYKE

SEE YU SOON.... BOI

That makes sense. Docksmurf deep down is basically the opposite of the character he shows off here.

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wtf i love slaub now

Yeah working at the docks is pretty much tantamount to being jobless

>schwobfags
we all know that your the scatposter m8

schaub