You're on a lunch date with this woman, and she asks you:

You're on a lunch date with this woman, and she asks you:

>Are you a feminist?

What do you do?

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Do a 360 and walk away.

No and the only reason I'm here is because OP forced me.

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stop talking to whoever set us up on this blind date

>"ur tits out, lol"
>run away

live mas indeed.

I'd lie through my teeth, say anything to be able to fill all her orifices with my cock.

Don't stare at her tit.

say no

Kill myself for committing the sin of dating this thing

Politely explain why females are inhuman garbage that are inherently lower than men in importance.

How do I get a date with daddy issues feminist? I want to pick up where her father left off

/thread

>a smug bite and one sad tit

this is what passes as porn these days?

Nope

and if she has a bitch fit, just be sure to tell the waiter your splitting the check, and if you drove, be a gentleman..and call ehr a uber.

You pretty much have to pretend to be feminist, or be open to their ideas. If you're doing it for the dead fish sex and constant threat of a false rape allegation, then you're a bigger risk taker than I am. God speed.

But then you will be walking in the same direction

>Begin yelling as I jolt up from the chair
>pull out desert eagle and put it to my head
>"W-why why are you doing this to me!?!?!?"
>Begin to stagger backwards
>"O-oh GOD! PLEASE! STOOOPPP!"
>eyes widen
>"No Don't, I have a fam-"
>pull trigger
>she will become the primary and only suspect
>no one will ever go near her or listen to her again

Justice served.

Hey its Bree! That chick is a nutjob but uh...op you got anymore pics of her for research?

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Flip the table, spit in her face, kick her solid in the cunt and scream "FUCK NO!" in her ugly fuckin face. Then start strokin off through your jeans, cum in your pants while laughing maniacally.

Rip her eyebrows and fly away

Ask for check and leave before waiter comes

Politely inform her that as a male i cannot support an ideology that is at it's core inherently opposed to men, and attempting to put women above men.

"Yes, I am a feminist. My highest priority is Mother Russia"

kek

I'd ask her if she knows her titties out

That's a gross lookin tiddy

Pull phone out take picture tell her pull other one or or will send pic to every one
Tell her to fuck off with her feminism.

Ask if it matters?

Why would I go on a date with that?? I'd say no. She can bitch about it all she wants.

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a lot of them look cute. But I think I can find what I'm looking for in a plur girl without those false rape allegations.

Tell her no I'm not retarded.

Lie thru my teeth. Knock her up and ghost!

Top kek

Why would anyone choose to look like that?

it's true?
Watches at $ 0?

I'd try not to laugh.

I'd Fail

jesus fuck hes right

Ask "define feminism."

I think when it comes to women and bangs its
the higher their bangs are, the longer its been since the last time they've actually been banged

I'd say you dropped your chulupa

Explain to her the primary purpose of a woman is to breed and serve a mans needs.

Explain that feminism is a rejection of her natural purpose and she will be an empty vessel the rest of her life until a man fills her.

>You're on a lunch date with this woman
Woah hypotheticals out of control.

>she asks you:
>Are you a feminist?
>What do you do?

"No of course not don't be ridiculous."