Horse pussy

Horse pussy

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Where did you get this stupid shit? Everyone knows dolphin pussy is superior.

bump

>not snake cloaca
What's it like voting for President Cheetus

Oh shit I forgot. Fuck, sneks are sexy.

you're seriously attracted to this?

barf

i want to fuck that so bad

Something's wrong with all you motherfuckers

as if there would be a difference between horsepussy and niggerpussy, anyway...

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Um...

You know, it's been almost 3 days since I fucked a mare.

Dick feels good in a horse pussy. A little spit on your dick and slide it on in.

I want to fuck a mare so bad

I look forward to the day when one of you horsefuckers gets kicked in the head by one of these horses. I don't have anything against bestiality, mind you, I just like the idea of stupid people getting hurt.

Brap.

roll

rerool

They only kick if they don't like what you're doing.
Mares actually really like having sex.

Is it better than regular pussy?

Not really better, but just as good.
Can be better if you like it really sloppy and she's in heat. They get super wet.

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go out and break your own legs then

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webms? vids?

more faggots

I'd love to shove my nose in those assholes.

Greetings Mes Sunshine.

There's poop in there.
Stick to the vag.

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I should be asleep, yet inexplicably here I am

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Me too.
It's almost 1am here and I need to be up for work at 4.

so...okay. im interested in you fags.

how do you manage to put your dick in there? arent horses huge? do you have a ladder-type thing you have handy for whenever you wanna fuck some horse pussy? or do you like....climb on top of them? how the fuck do you do that?

I have that video somewhere.

Bucket

>as if horses in particular are any dirtier than fucking a human in the ass.
???

I have the weirdest boner right now

I need to get up early too. Yet somehow im getting horny thinking about horse pussy.

>"Sorry I'm so tired today boss"
>"Big night out?"
>"Nah someone was posting pictures of horses vaginas online"

kek

Same

Short ones are easiest.
The one I'm with most often is phnbr.

But for my larger ones I have what I think is a plastic coffee table for a patio that I stand on.

Better than horse pussy.

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I'm not really horny right now.
If I were I'd have a role with one of the German Shepherd in bed with me.

I might have to say that to the chief when taps plays and I have to explain why I'm passing out. Fucking hilarious.

To be fair they cant wipe or enema. Humans can.

I'd totally still do it though

Nice, send pics

JTRHNBR

Better than sheep. They just shit all over the place.
>so I am told

I think I found a new fetish

I don't post them.

whats the best site for male on mare/dog beastiality?

But can they exlax maximum strength overdose with huge glycerine suppository? Thatll clean that rectum like new.

aight. needs to be a fairly small horse then, no?

>phnbr
cant decipher that.

but yeah, well, thanks for answering guys. have fun, i guess, but dont hurt no animals yo. they didnt do nothing wrong. But if not: do whatcha like

Why not bestiality isn't illegal in some states.

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How do you avoid being kicked to shit, friend of mine got kicked in the ribs just walking behind one of the fuckers.

Sup Forums and the military are the only places this shit would be funny

Because he likes to tell everyone how much he fucks animals but it's pretty much to feel better about it because such a small percentage can.

And then he acts like he's better than you.

>as if you can expect more from a namefag

Perfect
Height
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Bucket
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I screen capped that shit.

Just
Right
Hight
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Bucket
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retard

As I said earlier, they only kick if they don't like what you're doing.
They like sex.

Horse pussy is cleaner and feels better.

You're welcome, post it in YLYL threads instead of bananas

I picture all of you like this

approach it from the front, it has to see, that you are coming, but dont look directly in its eyes, you´ll gain its trust in no time

Makes no sense

if you would know the episode, it would make sense to you, you fucking idiot

too be honest it looks cozy

>expecting everyone to know the plot of every south park episode

Ew
Bleach it
Light it on fire
Fuck it blow up the planet

You don't?

oh come on dude. theres like 2 people on earth who didnt get that

Really guys, find a specialist. Those isn't normal

Would actually rather fuck a horse

>we're x but only ironically because we do exactly what we tell everyone we hate
South Park for you there bud

its mandatory you faggot

It's actually very common and normal.

I'll take the nigger pussy

>Educate yourself.
Not understanding the reference is your problem not mine.

horse pussy looks loose. Like, wouldn't you need a girthy ass cock to feel anything. The pussy looks so wide and loose.. lol

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There's a perfectly good ass hole , if loose isn't up your alley.

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is it really loose? or tight

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Wait a sec

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Fucking disgusting, the first was ok, but..

Neither really.
I mean, it's not tight. But it's not loose either. When there isn't anything in it the sides touch, not like a giant gaping tunnel.
It feels really good.

What's the winking like?