SHARE YOUR SECRETS AND SUCH!

SHARE YOUR SECRETS AND SUCH!

or dont

Whenever i go out and public, like out to eat, shopping etc. If one of workers there is the least bit attractive i start making up these fantasies of them fucking the shit out of me and thats what i really spend the majority of my time there doing. One of the guys ive seen often at this food place i goto is just too much, nice smile tall handsome. Cant help it.

just become a rapist already

I ate my ex girlfriends cat.

my moms friend tried to fonger me in the back of my moms cart

I think you're talking to a she.

ill let her rape me

what should i do?

Im the father of my gfs little brother and only her mom and i know
Fuck every other night shes only 38 im 23

Let her sleep. Listen to my dubs.

Correct

lol no. this is Sup Forums

Show ass with sharpie
In it
Dont be a fag do it

i have sex with blowup dolls in public

I wear women's panties every so often

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anal

Once got curious about sex when little so I snuck into my sister's room when she was 13 and when she was asleep I played with her tits and touched her holes

Cheese grate that tattoo off. She'll thank you when she wakes up.

So close

I'm kind of turned on by the idea of a really feminine trap with a tiny dick 3, maybe 4 inches, topping me. Bonus fantasy if they're a premature ejaculator or able to cum multiple times in a short period of time.

The fantasy only works if they look just like a woman but with a tiny dick though. Semi-passing traps or masculine traps do the opposite for me, they turn me off a ton.

The funny thing is I'm a fit, fairly masculine guy with an 8 inch dick.

what's the worst that could happen?

>Registered sex offender for life.

i only got a fine

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At my school I feel girls up in the hallways and I also take creepshots of them.

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you teach preschool i assume

bump

you look like a fucking 20 year old miscarriage

I've spent about 3 hours today trying to internet-detective up a suicidal slut from Sup Forums I've been talking to lately.

not sure why, just want to find out if she did it or not.

The quest for knowledge is mankind's greatest attribute

I showered with a 9yo girl a couple hours ago

You are gay and haven't embraced it yet

Cheated on my ex.
Assfucked a girl I know totally drunk after a dance competition which we participated as a team
Ps. I don't you much she liked it but damn best anal sex ever

thanks user, that's pretty inspirational and makes me feel better about kinda stalking a possible corpse

you should be a detective and get paid to stalk potentially dead bitches

Did you feel aroused? Any pic?

I have sex with my aunt several times a year.

I know it's pretty cringe but I do paid research pretty regularly. used to dox people online for fun because I got off on the thrill, then decided that if I'm spending 20 hours a week doing it I might as well turn that skill into cash.

Been taking on paid jobs since about 2009.

a little bit, not a lot. We've done it lots of times before so it's not the 1st time ive seen her. am too pussy to post her pic, sry.

I have his 1st case.
Dont care if shes dead or not.
Find out what happened.
>just bring the body back home

nice

When you Shower with her, have you ever asked her to touch your weiner?

Kinda fucked up, but my fiance used to let my sister eat her out after we had sex.

no, but when she was a few years younger I let her touch it a couple times, didnt make her do anything, she wanted to.

And you got hard?

tell me more

Hace you ever touched her private parts making it look like an accident?

i sometimes cum in my wife's dirty panties when she's not around

Small secret, I'm unhappy with myself and it's negatively affecting my relationship.


Dating an 8/10 qt3.14 Asian and we're very much in love. Buuuuut, when she loves me most, I hate myself. I didn't talk to her today. Sent her a message at one point, but not one real word. We'll see how it turns out.


Oh, and I mollested my sister when she was 11 and I was 13. That's about it though.

a year and four months ago, my dick was in my girlfriend's mother's mouth.

she's an alcoholic and gets drinks right after work all the time with coworkers. instead of having her drive home drunk (like usual) i offered to go get her. by the time we got back it was late at ngiht and the gf had gone to sleep. i helped mommy dearest up to her room, put her in bed, and she instantly passed out.

so, i figured, as recompense for me wasting my gas money; i'd stick my dick in her mouth and jack off.

came down the front of her blouse.

she never woke up

went to bed and cuddled with her daughter afterwards.

We all shared a house together at school. Fiance is frickin insatiable so after I tapped out she would go find my sister and put the moves on her. Had no idea it was happening until after we got engaged

>Started having sex with my friend since childhood on regular basis
>Both don't feel the need to go after anyone else anymore, feels good
>Decide to be together
>Fall in love with each other.

We basically did a reverse love story, also I kinda beat the friendzone didn't I?

Act like you're gonna wash her puss and wear her as a mitten I guarantee she will love it. I will too

I'm a 24 year old guy and I'm sitting at my desk in nothing but a diaper. I might go to sleep in it too. Ask me anything.

what are you wearing

Is this your fetish or you're Lazy and found this hack?

not that i recall, one of the times i already was hard though.

no not really, but when she was younger I helped her wash them quite a few times but havent touched them otherwise since then

A diaper. Learn to read.
Fetish. I also have other babyish stuff I could get out as well, such as footsy pajamas, stuffed animals, a sippy cup, and a couple of pacifiers.

How old are you?

I'm crushing on a femanon co-worker who's way younger than me

I'm addicted to fappin on omegle and such with girls of a questionable age.

I wanna fuck my really good friend of a decade

Great question. I am approximately 24 years of age.

I've cheated on all my gf, either if I'm happy with the relationship or not. Don't know why I do it, I just can't stop. I'm not insecure or depressed, I just go for it.

Any woman is fair game, as long s she is not a complete bike.

It's always when I'm out of town or something, never with friends in common. I don't give my number or real name, only an email that I always access on incognito mode on my laptop.

I can even do a scottish accent from my parents, that got me laid several times. Plus being employed and mildly in shape helps a lot too.

I'm not in social media so no one will ever find out, so what do I care. Been dating for a year with current gf, got cheated on by several women already.

>I don't you much she liked it
What did he mean by this?

interesting. are you a male or female

Why, I am male of course. Everyone knows there are no girls on the internet.

are you seated at your desk right now?

so your secret is that youre not homosex

> Many years ago, 16 I think
> Was betafag desperate for pussy
> Must have rolled a natural 20 on luck because got GF
> Friends warned me that GF is a nutcase
> dontcaregettingpussy.jpg
> Slam that pussy all summer, nut inside every time
> GFs level of crazy: over 9000
> Break up with GF
> Play games, get high and enjoy life
> Months pass, exGF pestering me to get back together
> Even more time pass, exGFnow obviously pregnant - claims its mine
> Fuckno.bat
> I deny it, claiming to be sterile, tell her to fuck off
> Rolled another 20 on luck, got new GF
> New GF way hotter, but as it turned out, also batshit
> See exGF pushing a pram with a baby boy. Blue eyes, blond hair.
> Still claims its mine (his blue eyes were pretty much like looking in a mirror)
> Still deny it
> Move to different city with new GF, change my name
> Eventually break up with new GF as her levels of crazy exceed 9000
> old GF still claiming her son is mine
> still deny it, but secretly know the truth
> Have family of my own now, two children - twins, blue eyes and blond hair
> Still wonder, sometimes, about how it turned out for that little boy though

tl;dr: I once knocked up a crazy chick and got away with it by claiming to be sterile and changing my name

Growing up my next door neighbor who I hung out with a lot would come over to our basement to stay over most weekends, he was a total toy fag and when I was 12 and he was 9 he'd bring over shitty old porn tapes and we'd watch them and jerk off. Eventually he was so enamored with my rod that he'd come over just to suck a few loads out of me on Friday and Saturday night. He was smashing my cock to pieces and then after a while he stopped coming over as much and he started throwing a lot of money around. Turned out he was selling his ass and throat to guys on the net and was making a shit load of cash. Ended up going to college and he found me online recently but I am happily married.

As a matter of fact, I am.

i see. well, thank you for answering my questions. i hope you have a great night.

I'm always secretly disappointed when I get my period. I want very desperately to be a mom already, but my bf and I are waiting until we are financially stable to have children. Even before I got with my bf I found comfort in talking to my belly as though I was pregnant. If I am ever in any emotional or physical pain I will rub my tummy while saying, "it's ok sweetheart mommy is ok, mommy is ok." I have never told my bf this, out of fear of scareing him. I would never intentionally sabotage our sex life to have my wish come true. I think women that trap their men with kids are absolute scum, and I want no part of that.

What the fuck man...

turned my 9 year old neighbor boy into a extreme fuck toy when i was 14. still fap about to this day.

I ruin everything a lot, it's a sick, compulsive habit that I desperately try to hide, but always manage to do in the end
I cry myself to sleep a lot knowing the world is unforgiving and cruel, and that I'll get what I deserve in the end
Honestly, I want to die before that happens, but now I know that there is no escape so all I can do is sit in silent sadness

this better not be you M.

Nah, that I'm a fucking coward aspie

is she older than 12?

And you as well.

I've made a habit of bringing my girlfriends to one of my best friends home and bang them in his mother's bed. He's 30yrs old and still lives with his mom. If he doesn't want me to bang my gfs in his mother's bed.m he should finally move out.

I fucked my Best friends homeless ex boyfriend shortly after they broke up while i was in a relationship

when I was like 9, I had to take baths with my friend when I spent the night. would scissor in tub. when everyone went to bed we'd play with each other.

Nah It's not M

Bubbles
its gonna be ok

>had to take baths with my friend
why

do you get off on the breeder fantasy or is it completely nonsexual?

I'm deeply terrified of the world around me and live in perpetual fear that I'll never develop into a decent human being

How many of you remember Toppleton?

her mom made us. i guess to save time? i dunno

Don't know if this counts as incest or not but I share my wife with my brother.

Best blowjob I ever had as from a underage cousin.

2nd cousin.

her mom made us. i guess to save time? i dunno

It's the fear that's holding you back. Being a decent human being is not that hard. If you're courteous, considerate and make use of your abilities in the world, you're almost there

I am a male and I was gang raped by faggots at my first duty station then had to spend two years in the same unit as those faggots.

I give piano lessons to rich peoples kids in my spare time. One of which is a 12yo, soon to be 13yo (in 4 months), girl that I'm currently enjoying a sexual relationship with.

how gay was it