Calls self christian

>calls self christian
>unironically calls Trump a God Emperor

explain yourself christcucks

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"It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of the needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God."
Mark 10:25

"Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God."
Matthew 19:24

>believing in Christianity when a God Emperor has revealed themselves

wew lad

That's open to interpretation. It's not saying that rich people are bad.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Imperium_(Warhammer_40,000)#The_God_Emperor_of_Mankind
Dumpass

I'm not a biblecuck. Now fuck off or help us meme the nationalist into office.

God is Everywhere...

Show me one person who calls him GE unironically

Job was a rich, but devout believer in god before his trails. You are a moron. I haven't even read the bible and I can poke holes though this.

Trump's not rich.

He's only worth $250 million tops.

When Jesus heard this, He said to him, “One thing you still lack; sell all that you possess and distribute it to the poor, and you shall have treasure in heaven; and come, follow Me.” But when he had heard these things, he became very sad, for he was extremely rich. And Jesus looked at him and said, “How hard it is for those who are wealthy to enter the kingdom of God! For it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God.”
Luke 18:22-25

"The matter is quite simple. The bible is very easy to understand. But we Christians are a bunch of scheming swindlers. We pretend to be unable to understand it because we know very well that the minute we understand, we are obliged to act accordingly."
Soren Kierkegaard

>he can't into 40k memes
top laf

>to enter
Man, what if he is already in from the start?
= Jesus Christ BTFO

warhammer 40k

/thread

Yes. What if heaven... is a place on Earth?

"Not everyone who says to Me, ‘Lord, Lord,’ shall enter the kingdom of heaven, but he who does the will of My Father in heaven. Many will say to Me in that day, ‘Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in Your name, cast out demons in Your name, and done many wonders in Your name?’ And then I will declare to them, ‘I never knew you; depart from Me, you who practice lawlessness!'"
Matthew 7:21-23

God emperor is just some retarded meme. Same with kek, just let the autists have fun.

Idolatry is rampant.

We are this close to millions of people accepting the antichrist when he arrives to the world scene.

Indians

They are Indians doe

The shills are trying to learn our ways.
Soon they will become one of us and turn on Hillary.

Kind reminder "camel" is the mis-translation of the Aramaic word for
>rope used to tie ships to the harbour's quay".

Similarly, Heaven might be
>That nice place where everyone wanna go

>hey man, let me tell you, it doesn't matter how rich you are. What matters is that you live a righteous life and accept me, Jesus, as your lord and savior. Currently the church sells indulgences allowing the rich to pay their sins away, they aren't repentant and will continue to sin because they believe that their money has cleansed them of any wrongdoing. This isn't right so I am going to tell you this it is easier for a camel to fit through the eye of a needle then for a rich person to buy their way into heaven.

And then 2000 years later some Bernout drools out that Jesus was condemning rich people and was somehow a socialist for believing that people should help those in need, which translates to the government taking more money from rich people so you can pat yourself on the back at having selflessly sacrificed some other guy's money for the poor.

Meme magic
Trump is now a Hindu God

/thread

They came to him and said, “Teacher, we know that you are a man of integrity. You aren’t swayed by others, because you pay no attention to who they are; but you teach the way of God in accordance with the truth. Is it right to pay the imperial tax to Caesar or not? Should we pay or shouldn’t we?”

But Jesus knew their hypocrisy. “Why are you trying to trap me?” he asked. “Bring me a denarius and let me look at it.” They brought the coin, and he asked them, “Whose image is this? And whose inscription?”

“Caesar’s,” they replied.

Then Jesus said to them, “Give back to Caesar what is Caesar’s and to God what is God’s.”
Mark 12:14-17

But if everything on Earth was created by God then doesn't that denarius belong to God?

>Current year
>Still worshipping a socialist carpenter on a stick

God was a cool wrathful goy until crazy poor Jesus the Jew came around. The dude didnt even earn a paycheck his entire life. He was a shitty carpenter. He basically had to give up and become a career politician. That didnt work out too well either. He had 12 pathetic followers and one of them betrayed him.

"No one can serve two masters. Either you will hate the one and love the other, or you will be devoted to the one and despise the other. You cannot serve both God and money."
Matthew 6:24

>In the year of our frog, 2016, there is an internet cult that worships a meme frog.
What a time to be alive.