Tfw when nofap gives me superior gains, facial aesthetics and pheromones. Keep fapping wankers hahahaha

Tfw when nofap gives me superior gains, facial aesthetics and pheromones. Keep fapping wankers hahahaha

you must enjoy being a cuck

Hahaha I stopped masturbating in Afghanistan in 2001 to try and rescue two SAD operatives who had been overran and captured - Those guys were ex soldiers, serving CIA, fluent in various languages and highly skilled - the fact that Bloho could even try and hint with a straight face that he had anything close to that sort of background would be comical if it wasn't so blatantly disrespectful. I will feel like i've failed a little if his channel isn't completely destroyed before i decide to stop fucking with him.

Are you high? youre talking crap

LOL bro my semen retention made my voice 5 octaves lower ok you don't understand the fucking benefits I'm getting

Developed a massive crush on this chick 3 weeks ago. started going out and stuff, but i still haven't beat my shit since then, not an urge at all

semen retention is a myth you simpleton >Muh placebo

people keep doing nofap wrong
nofap is a challenge, there aren't any benefits

if you believe there's benefits, you aren't taking on the challenge, you're just taking on a fucking fad diet
just go do your yoga and get your acupuncture or whatever and stop tainting the challenge

You obviously don't understand the superpowers brb
>increased attention from women
>Dick grew 1 cm
>Vision improved
>Growing taller
>Left but is finally even with righty

*Nut

i have 3 weeks of NOFAP mandatory, ever since my gf decided to lock the chastity cage on my penis to control my orgasms.

Only a beta phaggot would ever let anyone imprison them. In fact when I was taking some criminology courses we went to a juviline detention center and I told them the holding cell wasn't very good and they allowed me to demonstrate and I escaped their fully magnetically locked cell and made it out side the building in less than 10 minutes. This was when I had my first 100 day streak btw.

why would not masturbating give make you healthier?

thats like saying sex makes you less healthy. in reality having lots of sex is good for you, so masturbation should be along the same lines

Through years of masturbation to porn the brains nerve cells become tangled due to overstimulation. This is what's called the square root law. Only 10 nerve cells per 100 will still function properly. This is also known as supernormal conditioning. When you break the conditioning your nerves reboot and become 10x stronger hence the benefits

This is what stops me from masturbating

so does that occur during sex too? the same nerve cells are stimulated during sex as during masturbation

Sex is different. Masturbation to porn is not natural. It makes your brain think it's having sex which is what causes problems for your brain. Sex is good

I'm not sure how dumb you think we are but you're not fooling anyone that story is bullshit.

why would my brain thinking that my body is having sex be bad?

and here you see a sexually frustrated faggot shitposting because he hasn't touched a girl in over a month.

>same here tbh

So those of you who don't believe any of this, that's okay I really don't give a fuck. I'm still telling my story. This is ... this is what it is and if you don't believe me, fuck you go fuck yourself I don't care. For all these guys who are veterans who are standing there still screaming about your valour, stolen valour, after what I just told you, that that sounds like I'm stealing any of your valour, you know what? Fuck you kid. And go fuck yourself I don't really care what you think. But I will tell you this: if you decide that you're going to come confront me physically about it, you better not be a fucking Pog. You better be a stone cold killer. If you come at me aggressively, voice raised negative body language, as someone who I know is a trained killer. Because I don't flinch anymore when I hear a rifle round come by my head, when I hear that WHOOP and that snap or that sonic boom. I haven't flinched in 20 years from that shit. I got over that a long time ago. So if you come at me I want you to know son: it's not gonna be me who goes in the ground. I'm still here. I'm still upright and drawing air.

ever since ive been locked. im way more attentive to her needs. im a better listener to her problems. during sex im more attuned to what i need to do to satisfy her sexual desires since i dont expect for her to unlock my penis and reciprocate, i just focus heavily on giving her an orgasm something 2-3 orgasms. most of the times my gf just has her orgasms, she curls her toes, and she leaves a wet spot on my side of the bed then she gives me a kiss and rolls over and falls asleep. often my penis is left frustrated and i have trouble falling asleep since i dont get that orgasmic release, but i take comfort in making her feel so good and i calm down and fall asleep. often I wake up with her ontop of me and her preparing to lock her thighs around my head for more oral sex to left her start her day, usually while im giving her oral when she's ontop she leans back to strokes my chastity cage and massages my balls since she knows they are full of cum from my lack of sex to try and ease my denial.

when i am released though we always need to change the sheets though because her pussy cant hold 3-4 weeks of cum that i pump into her pussy. god it feels so good. yeah, i use i would at least be allowed to have sex with her once a week. but so far her keeping me on a 3 week release schedule has been working well for us.

Sex release chi energy. Watch.luo dong on YouTube more informative context

uh sorry i dont believe in ancient chinese folk religions

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This is what happens when you masturbate too much. Hahahah fucking jerk off you have no superpowers

The only time I've been knocked out was by my father who hit me in the head with a steel pipe when we got into a fight. When he slapped me awake and made sure I didn't have a concussion he said, 'Old age and treachery will overcome youth and skill every time, remember that son.'

lol your dad sounds gay as fuck dude

Projecting isn't healthy son. But I do get it if you're a bit jealous of my lifestyle and my personality. I do come across as the tough guy, the alpha male.

ya you browsing Sup Forums at like 1 am really gives you an air of power and toughness

your dad talks like he lives in a spider man movie

After treating people at my clinic one of my clients begged me to help people on this site. I came here with a message and the will of God. I will help you whether you like it or not

"physician, heal thyself, then wilt thou also heal thy patient"

But those enemies of mine who did not want me to be king over them--bring them here and kill them in front of me.

I didnt cum for a month and i started to dream about sex everynight and would constantly think about exs, never had a wet dream till this but maybe its cuz im a teen boy

That's what being a man's all about jimmy

This level of delusion actually makes nofap make sense, because otherwise it's completely fucking retarded.