/hoc/

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Hokkei iz gey

Hi I'm a dumb nigger should I wait til bump limit or should I make the thread early for no reason?

>clipart faggot is back

will an Atlantic team make it past the 1st round?

nice moving image

if playoffs were structured properly, neither atlantic nor pacific divisions would have teams in the 2nd round

reminder that if a player has 50% of their total assists as secondary assists they are by definition a generational player

>mad at a generational player who went 1g-2a-3p last night, including the overtime winner on a breakaway

1.5 hours until The Greatest Show on Ice (Leafs)

he's the same generation as Crosby though

>on a breakaway

Which is nearly every goal he scores, since he can't shoot. Can't wait for him to lose his speed.

Auston Matthews scored as many goals in his first career NHL game as Connor McDavid has scored in calendar year 2017.

>breakaway
Only way he scores

I misspoke. Matthews scored as many in his first game as McDavid has since December 1, 2016.

>comparing one fag to another fag
they're both fags who cares

Hot take.

nobody likes you espn

Must've gone over your head.

To be fair, a stat they don't really cover well is the seond assist. McDavid's tend to be great set ups for a player to shoot, but Oilers don't have great shooters, so the goal comes on the rebound. Notice how Maroon has more goals than he has any right having.

What's your pregame dinner

I made myself cubed steak with brown gravy and mashed taters

I'll be having some samuel adams to wash it down and get drunk to the game as well

>cubed steak
hockey is a rich man's sport

Rye bread with butter cheese mettwurst and cucumber

Bonaqua for drink of course

>Bonaqua for drink of course
could I have a sip?

sure
*unzips*

>lead the league in points
>/hoc/ is butthurt
Every time.

who /JACKETS/ here?

I'm so fuckign psyched for O'Canada.

I'm so glad I get to talk to my friends on /hoc/

You don't lead the league in points. Fucking Milwaukee Moose lead it with 109 points.

You talking shit

yes. fuck off sweaty man drama

quick hoc
ott cbj or wsh stl???

My old lady made chicken curry. Perfect fit for a leafs game.

The lightning are shit lmao

I'm drunk af, so I don't know what you're talking about. 97 IS GOD.

Whatchu drinking

clean up your plates u disgusting person that disgusts me

>legacy captcha
mahnigga

I'm kinda buzzed myself.

those are coasters

>not always having a few plates around for use as coasters

Well, at least that's what I do.

it's the only way to live

Because the Leafs are a nigger team?

so why is that bad? and how can you be that absolute?

There is nothing wrong with Curry, it is a great and cheap meal

Currently watching Laura Schara fill out a flannel shirt. If I could freeze enough sperm for a child or two and give up my testicles to marry her I would. That is assuming there would be no hormonal complications.

>
>those are coasters
Why aren't you using them?

which thread on /d/ should i jack off to?

i'm using a coozie. and fuck the unopened beer I'm drinking I can't be held responsible for that one

they are a pajeet team

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


WHAT THE FUCK

THIS IS HILARIOUS

and it makes me a little horny too

the switch thread on aco

Is there one with japanese dick girls? if there are more than one pick the one with more images.

Unopened beers are the worst water stain offender though. The silent killer.

>chubbs likes nip trannies
W E W
E
W

El Chapo is getting extradited to the usa.

I am not chubbs and not into dick girls. But if some nerd is asking /hoc/ what to get off to I figured I would select something degenerate.

oh it's fuk_ponek and we all know you're a fag

>the JACKETS haven't scored yet

I have no clue how Condon managed to stop that puck

I'M SORRY SMUK PLS FORGIVE ME
COME BACK

LEAFS VS RAGS

no

never heard of either team

I wish I had half the meme talent smuk does. I miss that fucker.

Here is proof im not chubbs

i fucking hate the jaggits but god i am hoping they beat the snes tonight

My roommate and I were drinking some local brews at Earls (Alley Kat and Bench Creek), then we uber-ed home and bought some MGD on the way. Roommate smoked a bit of the herbal Jew and is currently face down over the toilet. I'm watching CBJ v OTT.

kill yourself canesfag you post too much

I bet Nylander posts himself behind a Swedish proxy

anyone else watching the islanders broadcast? it's all fucked up. technical difficulties

msg has been doing as well as the islanders this year

this is like the 5th technical fuckup I can remember

Aura beer and whiskey+coke.

M A G A
A
G
A

leafs by 12

This is my first post of the day my dude.

enjoy friends

>that secondary logo

feels odd seeing it there

Nope, I am watching the mild broadcast wishing Audra Martin was Jamie Hersch, Mike Greengay would jump into the Mississippi River, and holding my flaccid dick until Russo comes on in the first intermission.

I thought Cell Key material was just a meme player, but he's actually pretty good.

saw jamie on nhln the other day
made me sad desu

he was just overrated the last 2 years because of his ear 2 years ago. he's good but not as good as he looked then

BASED TURRETS

Why the fuck isn't he just a center?

>this blatant shilling and fear mongering of diseases in big pharma ads

And you, lad. Pic related, Turris just scored a dirty one.

>inb4 the blow jackets can't even beat the Senaturds

Mark Stone is pretty good but he still got BTFOd by Parnell-Karl "gibes-me-dat allstar selection" Subban.

Calgary and Ottawa are the only canadian teams wose fanbases arent reddit tier normie cuck cancer

prove me wrong

shottawa gonna turtle the rest of this game desu

Glad she got a promotion and Audra Martin is okay but fuck she was good.

You only feel that way because they literally have 3 fans between them both.

t. reddit tier laffs cuck

grow up kid

Calgary maybe but ottawa doesnt have fans so no

I shared a hot tub with some calgary "fans" from winnipeg when I was in Vegas (it was a big jacuzzi). I would consider that bandwagon trash. They also said Gaudreau is the next Kane.

>Marner is the next Kane
Ftfy

But they were Calgary fans not affirmation seeking laffs fans.

This, tbqh. Calgary has that American guy and that British guy, and that's about it. The only Ottawa fan I know of is Cell key material guy.

gaudreau is the most reddit player in the league

even panarin is less reddit

actually kessel is the most reddit player, followed by john scott and jagr

>implying I care about some burgers hockey """opinions"""

t. reddikt

Really fires my synapses.

Why did you take the time to type a response and solve the captcha?

you would know