Britain
>Best navy
>Best air force
>Best normal scientists
>Best playwrights
>Best comedians
>Best monarchs
>Best TV
>Best colonial empire
>Best flag
France
>Best army
>Best language
>Best national anthem
Spain
>Best primitive native murderers
Portugal
>Best explorers
Germany
>Best philosophers
>Best musicians
>Best engineers
>Best military scientists
>Best cars
>Best economy
Austria
>Best bodybuilders-turned-actors-turned-politicians-turned-actors
Switzerland
>Best at avoiding trouble
Poland
>Best video games
Czech Republic
>Best source of amateur pornography
Slovenia
>Hottest first ladies of the United States
Holland
>Best traders
Italy
>Best artists
>Best chefs
>Best filmmakers
>Best poets
>Best modern architecture
>Best ancient architecture
Russia
>Best novelists
>Best chess players
>Best at resisting European invaders
>Best at winning Olympic medals
Sweden
>Hottest people
>Best disco music
Norway
>Least corrupt politicians
Denmark
>Best toys
Finland
>Best memes
The results are in: Brits are the best Europeans, Germans trail behind at a distant #2.
Official European power rankings of the past 500 years
shan't be reading this
We made only one notable game...
Is it really so supreme?
another brilliant american thread about europe.
bongs were a joke for most of history
their golden era was after prussians defeated napoleon till the 2nd world war
shit uneducated ameriblob opinion
I don't gives a shit about this thread, but the moment when the Scotsman was killed and came back as an annoying ghost it's one of the most epic stuff from that new samurai jack season.
>>best army
>inb4 le epic surrender meme
>France
>Best language
>not mentioning Best cavalry
Just wait till the oil reserves are depleted, we'll finally drop our EMP bomb and then we'll see who's gonna laugh at the "le chargin tanks on horsies xDD" meme
In terms of Europe the best videogames in general should be Britain too. OP is no doubt a horrible Witcher fanboy.
>best normal scientists
>best military scientists
you really should be more specific. Germany in the mid-to-late 19th century was fucking POWERING through the frontier of chemistry. If you take some chem classes, you'll notice that a ton of the names are german, because they just went ham on researching the subject.
France and England should be tied for best disease researchers, although Pasteur probably gives the edge to France.
hmmmmm
>France
>Best Army
>ever
>>Best navy
>>Best air force
USSR had better airforce and navy than UK
>>Best normal scientists
USSR, Germany and France has/had better scientists than UK
>>Best playwrights
Greece had more classic playwriters than UK
>>Best comedians
>>Best monarchs
Subjective shit
The russian fleet won trafalgar?
>France - Best language
yet you wrote it in english?
>Spain - Best primitive native murderers
because everything south of USA has no natives but Canada, USA, Australia have heaps?
>Germany - Best philosophers
ahh I see you're a communist, it explains your other retarded opinions
He says overall UK is best, that's a very sensible opinion
>real European cunt are know for cars, philosophy, royals, artist etc
>your cunt will be always remembered for fucking memes
>even the term meme was coined by a Brit
lmao
>English word was coined by English person
gasp
I really do wish I could learn French, but I tried and it makes no sense to me.
>best language
Why can't this meme die already?
Fucking black legend hahahahaa, by the way I have been in Italy and spanish architecture is far more beautiful, fucking meme country
We have the best airforce desu
Oui pêh
Yes. Have sex.
>France
>best language
hon hon oui