english roses edition
/brit/
I fancy bucks but don't tell her
TOUCH MY PENIS
usa
i just got attacked by a hummingbird out of nowhere
damn thing made me just out of my seat
the fwb's body is about of the 2nd from left's, but she's got a better face and is young. how grim is my life?
more like PooSA
need my willy in english fanny tbphwyl
anime
crying
fwd:
Reverse Googled OP pic and found this, which gave me a chuckle.
need Theresa May out of business
Just found out my mum might be voting tory
because it's totally unnecesery. the skin is designed to stretch, and it will, with perseverence. the cons of cutting it off vastly outweigh the pros (there are no pros). it might hurt a lot and it might take months but it's totally doable. and then you have a healthy 100% complete, functioning penis. forever. no risk.
ani may not
sounds like a decent lass who understands politics
ah yes, americans
HAHAHAHA what the FUCK was that
Just eat normally and start sporting. Even if you lose half a kilo a week you'll be perfectly normal after a year.
accidentally posted in the old thread
people are so bad at fighting
like if someone is squaring right up to you without protecting their chin, you should be able to put them on their arse with a quick overhand, hook or uppercut
she's voted labour in every election since 1987
so idk what gives
In the past few months the so called "mates" have cut contact with me, sure they're fine to me in real life but they never invite me anywhere or message me and after seeing photos of them at a night out they told me they weren't going to but went without letting me know I'm sick of it
Moved on to the anger stage
Cripes
What went you in the faulty brain clinic for
Did cornwall ever come to your house and rub his 4 incher on the window
Hows Ulster the little devil
please dont off yourself theres few enough reddit flaggers left as it is
Sad!
some slutty latina woman who didn't speak english was upset at my job because we canceled her layaway. She was frustrated because of the language barrier and we couldn't get her money back. I wish I could have used the situation as leverage to see her tits, she was leaning over the counter the entire time and I could see her skimpy black bra down her blouse. I probably could have just molested her and she wouldn't have been able to tell anyone
she understands that we need consistency in our brexit negotiations and that labour would pussy out and get bullied around by the EU globalists
tbf it was a very powerful strike, if he'd landed it it would've floored him no doubt but he just wasn't looking at all at his target haha
the gf
This is gold
Bravo
Morrison's carpark will be literred with the bodies of marcus Hauser...
Good luck my son. Absolutely fucking banging chahoon. Love some hardcore cracked a tooth going mad to this at the last rave I was at
youtube.com
You love the sesh big man
i.4cdn.org
my favourite
don't click this virus
more like JewSA
Roaring
piss
if that elbow connected (it shaved the side of his face), but an inch to the right and i calculate it would have caused notable damage. was funny the force of it was enough to knock himself over though, but furthers my point
could "swipe down" refer to a common method of refreshing social media applications on a smartphone or ipad? considering tim is on youtube and twitter 24/7...
>fwb
Dire situation
Basically she wants to fuck other guys so she doesn't give you a special label
i get him trying the elbow smash, which is nice if it lands (not something to open with (2nd or 3rd strike in a combo as you work closer to the targer)), but there is no reason he should have come off the ground like he did as he threw it, feet planted or it aint worth shit
whats actually wrong with tim though? why hasnt he been sectioned under the mental health act?
>eat sleep work and wank
>then you die
what's the point?
now I know why Asia is flooded with british males
i said the fwb's body not mine
Wrong, he lifted himself off his own feet, wouldn't have done much if he's not grounded to follow through
here for a horny pissing session
because he's not considered dangerous and can seemingly look after himself to an acceptable level
WASHING THE DISHES
>the united STATE of yankdom
Wow gow ironic, the character is saying he/she isn't a weirdo, but she/he is clearly in clothing that is clearly not normal for a typical person; thus making the character a "weirdo" and contradicting his/her statement.
he nearly was, but instead he just had to find a new flat
he's not a threat to himself or other people
he just wants to live a quiet life with his bears and not get messed around
couldn't they give him medicine that makes him sane again though...?
...
yes, but he doesn't want that
what a joke
cannot stand people like that. they should be fucking required by law to take medication to fix their spastic brains or sent to mine salt
who is the good guy here?
you're a real badass
bet you've never been a fight let alone a kerfuffle
Gfs making me pick her sister up from school
more like obese edition
you mean until he loss it and knifes someone for knocking on his door or run over pedestrians on his shopping run to m&s
they tried but he refused
pretty sure they can't make him do anything against his will if he's not a danger
shame people keep trying to put him out of business
He's a massive cunt to everyone around him, oxford health man sent him a heartfelt letter and Tim just fobbed it off, he thinks everyone's out to mess him around, if he wasn't able to maintain the illusion of sanity now he'd probably be put in a mental and kept there
Judo would be the way to go in that, and most situations like that. It hurts the ego far more to be controlled easily and without being hurt. Just gently put them on the floor and sit on them and watch their face turn red with humiliation. Choking them in and out of consciousness is an optional bonus.
I was starting a new drug called clozapine and got diagnosed with schizophrenia.
Would love him to, would love to heem that loser.
Dunno haven't talked to him in a while but I went out with him to smoke joints and stuff not long ago was fun, miss him.
don't get why people get such a chip on their shoulder over stuff like this here. I wasn't even posturing with that post. But ive been in enough fights and more boxing matches, knocked people out and broken ribs, I know how to punch
well thats for his psychiatrists to decide isn't it
>the UK will have an African monarch in our lifetime
Loving
Every
Laugh
>sane again
Wot
>yanks already had an african president
HOWLING
no they won't
obama wasn't born in america so he wasn't a legitimate president hon xx
brother nathanael went hard on the red pill
>what a joke
>
>cannot stand people like that. they should be fucking required by law to take medication to fix their spastic brains or sent to mine salt
stop it
Schizo.
t. schizo
You can get drug-resistant schizophrenia. I have it, it's pretty fucking dire we have to suffer our whole lives. Might apply for that swiss assisted suicide thing.
hahahahaaa dont particularly agree with that mans cause but i really respect the way he puts it across
quintessential yank post
why can girls not take someone disagreeing with them?
i hate how guys have warped their minds to the point where the girl thinks everything she says is right
why are drumpfsters such twats
A monarch and a president aren't even comparable. One is the symbol of the country while the other is just a faggot Mafioso
not got too much experience with judo (only got like halfway through the belts) but I'd expect you would have to be very good to completely neutralise someone who is the agressor and knows what theyre doing in a street situation
though in a regular scrap a headlock almost always works if you can get it (though don't let their legs be behind yours, I got knee'd in the back of the thigh once while headlocking someone and it hurt so fucking much)
would bounce this runts head off the ground
Listening to nick drake lads
Hate Tories. Hate kings. Hate UKIP. Hate bankers. Hate fascists. Hate the right. NOT leftist just don't like them simple as. Love reds
wonder who could be behind this post
>one head of state and another head of state aren't comparable
presidents are just elected monarchs
>Santa
>Satan
makes you think
>don't get why people get such a chip on their shoulder over stuff like this here
you're surprised there are insecure individuals on /brit/?
Everything is falling apart
the internet was made for watching girls wee
what is the point of it otherwise?
are you the unironic communist that always posts here late night when your folks are in bed? i dont care or anything but ive become pretty good at spotting you
are the twilight novels written in first person or third person?
asking for a friend
well no, but I was literally just explaining how the strike wasn't effective because his feet didn't stay on the ground and guy personally attacks me
bit rude
christina hendricks is fucking perfect looking
prefer not to say
>he has a foot or piss fetish
im getting ... no true scotsman ...
wait, nobody has ever thought alex jones is serious, right?
it's obviously always been a complete fucking act