Domino’s Staff Save Regular Customer’s Life After He Failed to Place an Order

The life of a regular Domino's customer was saved by the pizza chain after staff grew concerned that he hadn't placed an order with them in 11 days.

Oregon Live reports that Tracey Hamblen, the Salem store's assistant manager, decided to call 911 after customer Kirk Alexander – who has been ordering pizza from them for over a decade – went quiet.

Before calling authorities, Hamblen had even travelled to Alexander's address where lights and a television were on, but no one answered the door.

Sheriff's office spokesman Lt. Chris Baldridge said Alexander, 48, was found with a life-threatening medical condition in his home, and was unable to get help when Marion County sheriff's deputies arrived, according to Oregon Live.

Jenny Seiber, another assistant manager at Domino's, said that Alexander doesn't always order pizza from the store, also choosing pasta, sandwiches and wings.

Alexander – who is said to suffer from severe health problems – is currently in a stable condition at Salem Hospital.

Is he fat?

they should have left the fat piece of shit to die

thanks pizza

God bless America

> Severe health problems
I.e. morbid obesity.

>another assistant manager at Domino's, said that Alexander doesn't always order pizza from the store, also choosing pasta, sandwiches and wings.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCKING NICE

so they literally breached his privacy cause they want him to buy more pizza?

This is the best thing i have heard all day. 'Murica!

>Tfw no pizza will come save me when I need help

Seriously this. So sad but these people are embarrassments to their families.

Why are Americans so disgustingly fat?
I'm about to throw up thinking about how this man lives and eats.

god dammit

Dominos is shit. La favorita and papa johns are superior.

I went to McDonald's today and got a Filet-O-Fish combo with a bacon cheeseburger on the side. I was eating it in my vehicle in the parking lot and listening to an audiobook when I glanced up and saw the McDonald's worker I ordered outside having a cigarette.

She waved at me and I nodded and had to wait 7 minutes before she went back inside and I could eat in comfort again. I don't think that employees should be bothering or even trying to socialize with customers outside of the McDonald's restaurant or drive through, but that is another story.

I went to McDonald's for dinner tonight and got a McChicken combo with a bacon cheeseburger on the side. As I was driving to the second window the same girl was still working. She was acting somewhat obsequious and attempting small talk when she asked, 'why don't you come eat inside instead of in the parking lot where it is cold'.

That really bothered me for many reasons. First of all, I don't want my routine or actions to be tracked by a fast food employee. Secondly, she should not try to tell me how I should live my life. I do not want to eat inside because I find it less comfortable and would much rather be inside my vehicle listening to an audiobook and enjoying myself and my privacy.

Overall, I think it was very unprofessional to bring this up. I should have a clean slate with each drive through visit, not have to get the third degree because I committed some sort of faux pas. Which I don't think I did, because I often see people eating in fast food parking lots. How does she know I am not busy going to work or somewhere in a rush?

How do you feel about eating in your vehicle in the parking lot of a fast food restaurant versus eating inside the restaurant?

>Alexander – who is said to suffer from severe health problems
Of course he fucking does, he eats pizzas to the point the staff get concerned when he doesnt kek

Wow, rare!

It's funny, this, no doubt, fat fuck's addiction to Domino's nearly kills him, yet Domino's save him too.

> Jenny Seiber, another assistant manager at Domino's, said that Alexander doesn't always order pizza from the store, also choosing pasta, sandwiches and wings.

...this can't be real. wow. Just....America.
> Never miss a chance do you.

You just broke my autism meter, you fat fuck.

Jesus dude, are you so fucking fat and lazy that you're known at McDonlads? Cook for yourself you fucking autist

Even worse, he was eating their pasta

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agreed. papa johns is by far superior.

>severe health problems
>eats dominos constantly

checks out

>I don't want my routine or actions to be tracked by a fast food employee

watch out shes going to report you to the lizard people

Goddamn pasta kek, good to know we still have a few oldies on here.

Still kek'd though.

I LOVE THE GARLIC BUTTER SAW

Dog bless the United States of America
*claps while jets fly over dropping hamburgers*

papa johns wouldn't get you out of a tight spot like it happened with this guy

Wow I haven't read that in a while. Sup oldfag.

Nice to see pasta from /ck/ getting around.

Murica.
where cops being sent to your house if you stop ordering fast food

newfags

Nice pasta

I'm actually surprised the police answered to the call, it's not like they were relatives or close friends.

Just when I thought I was out... they pull me back in.

That's actually pretty cool. I mean it's fucking weird as shit but it's nice to know that even if you're just a fucking customer, you may still be noticed. I certainly know if I was stuck in my house i'd be happy if my grocery store noticed I didn't show up for a few weeks.

>Order Pizza
>Mandatory 5 dollar tip
>Stop ordering Pizza
>EMT's pick you up
>That'll be 35,000 dollars + Tip

He could just be fat but I know I always wondered where my regulars were or if something happened when I bartended and waited tables. If you come in at least once a week, particularly if you had certain days or time the staff are probably wondering what happened if you aren't there

And stop a major source of their revenue? I don't think so

Yea, its the first thing that came to mind when I saw the thread and then I couldn't help posting it when I saw the privacy comment.

>Alexander – who is said to suffer from severe health problems

Live by the pizza, die by the pizza.

god bless america

>Domino's pizza saves fat customer after killing him with junkfood for over a decade

I'll tell you when I've had enough.

RIP in peace David Bowie

There's something wrong with your mind.

I used to work at a pizza place.
This guy named Randy ordered at least 3 times a week.
Delivery.
That shit adds up, he was easily our best customer.
And he was probably a minimum wage earning middle aged man.
Every delivery driver knew this guy, who was also a drunk.
One day we were curious how much money Randy had spent at our pizza shop.
We pulled up his profile on the computer and he had spent over $12 FUCKING GRAND in 12 months.
He was easily our best fucking customer.
Some one said to give Randy a free sandwich and a thank you one time.
The beaner/jew boss shot the idea down and said no.

>12 FUCKING THOUSAND DOLLARS on pizza and misc shit

This is some great pasta because I feel like I can eeriely relate...

has Sup Forums degenerated into a fucking Sup Forums blog? what the fuck does this have to do with POLITICS in any way?

I had something similar happen at my local dominos. I ordered from them once every 2 weeks for like three or four years. I knew the delivery guy really well (immigrant loo, but middle aged and just trying to keep his family alive, really nice guy), and he brought me an extra 2 liter once for being such a good customer, then said, and I quote
"please don't tell my boss, he'd kick my ass". I was smiling and trying not to laugh, but you better believe I reported that manager to corporate for being a fucking fag. I don't know if he ever got fired but the store is a lot cleaner and the pizzas come out a lot faster now, when I order (rarely anymore, shit got too expensive for how small it is)

3 keks

It is a fucking news article you fake aryan

He's american so most likely.

Every food delivery place in America has got someone who's a a shut-in for one reason or another who orders every single day.

I've been here 9 years, you fucking monkey.

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Lol my sides, serves that guy right for thinking it was okay to steal, and then try to pass it off to you.

Why let a loyal customer die on you?

Haha! Been like 3 years since I last saw this pasta! Well timed my friend. I haven't read the responses yet but I'm sure people here are butthurt as fuck.

I was already at the edge of busting into laughter from this thread and this just me over the edge.

This world man.

>pizza
>fork

Burn him at the stake!

Underrated post.

Now we know why you eat alone in the cold parking lot you autist.

He reported the manager not the delivery guy

the domino givith and the domino taketh.

>Some one said to give Randy a free sandwich and a thank you one time.
>The beaner/jew boss shot the idea down and said no.

The Jew is wise.

When a customer spends more than he should it's best not to remind him of that fact.

Tenth Rule of Acquisition:
"A dead customer can't buy as much as a live one."

that's really nice
makes a change

Nice double triple
Checked

>lived alone eating pizza

Yeah, I'm sure they'll find lots of pizza if the look around his house.

I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Holy shit, I thought this level of social anxiety wasn't possible

> I don't want my routine or actions to be tracked by a fast food employee.

This, seriously.

Okay, so you expect me to believe that you were the very best that your generation of Navy SEALs had to offer? I highly doubt that. If you were as good as you say you were, i don't think for a second that you would be browsing Sup Forums. This is mostly a place for jobless neckbeards that still live with their parents, and nerdy high school kids that don't have any friends. It really isn't the place for highly-trained assassins to be hanging out in their spare time. Even if it was, something far worse than a troll being mean to you probably would have set you off a long time ago. What about the slew of gore and child pornography that gets posted here on a regular basis? Isn't that something that deserves a person being hunted down and made to regret their actions? Yeah, you're just not the Sup Forums type. Sure, there's a wide variety of people that browse here, but you're far from the core demographic if you are who you say you are (which isn't the case). Even if it were true that you're an incredibly talented soldier, I think all the military discipline would prevent you from getting mad enough to murder some random idiot on the internet. I also doubt that even the best SEALs have a "secret network of spies across the USA". Why would all of the most expanisive Big Brother network in the world be willing to help a troubled PTSD-sufferer hunt down some random kid on the internet? That doesn't even make sense. If you're gonna try to scare somebody, make it more believable than "IM A SUPER SOLDIER HURR DURR". You might frighten a thirteen year old who doesn't know any better, but to must of us you just look like a kid with an anger problem and a very active imagination. Hopefully things will be easier for you when your puberty's over. Best of luck with that... kiddo

I was a pizza delivery boy and found a dead body once.

>Guy orders pizza right before closing.
>Boss tells me to take it, make it, and deliver since he was close.
god damnit, well least I wont have to clean up.
>Its 11 or so, maybe before 11.
>Get to dumpy trailer, knock, no answer.
>Look in window.
>I see a shadow.
>Follow shadow to man hanging from the fucking ceiling.
OH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!
>Try to kick door in, shits dead bolted tighter then a motherfucker.
>Eventually get in, cops are coming though cause neighbors think I am a robber.
>HANDS UP MOTHERFUCKER OR WE WILL KILL YOU!
>Screaming "theirs a guy fucking hanging help!"
>Hand cuffed, thrown in car.
>They even fucking processed me.
they stuck me with a fucking B/E charge but my lawyer got it thrown out.

They think the guy wanted somebody to find his body then chickened out because "somebody else finding corpse"

Unlike in your shithole of a country, most people in the US tend to build relationships with one another. Throw in the fact that the human brain is the best pattern recognition machine out there and poof, someone who has been doing something regularly stops doing it without word or reason, and yes there would be cause for concern. Sounded like a nice older gentleman they got along with fairly well.

Autism

I'm sorry, but did Jeb Bush already lose? Oh, that's right. The election isn't even over yet. In fact, it's only January. Does not having the lead in December count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this argument when the election is still on? Jeb Bush is still campaigning right now and he has been the best funded candidate for how many months now? They're running against one of the worst candidates in America who just happens to have a lead because he's feeding off the energy of debating on the main stage. But you know what? He still fucking sucks. Jeb Bush is one of the best fucking candidates in the field. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded statements like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when the Jeb wins and someone links the archive. Oh look at that, Trump just made a huge verbal gaffe, just like Howard Dean did. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-Jeb topics because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like him because he's successful. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking teams on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.

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>seiber

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>The beaner/jew boss shot the idea down and said no.
Shamefur dispray. No wonder he can't do better than managing a pizza joint.
Wow this seriously pissed me off, pathetic.

You chose just the right time to reheat this old pasta.

>orders pizza regularly for over a decade
>first name basis with the staff
>pizza chain forecast his orders and gets it right 99% of the time
Death would have set that man free.

This is copy pasta but i cant remember when i first read it

How did he survive 11 days in whatever 'severe medical problem' state he was in?

>tfw we're mostly invaded by the forever extra oily Pizza Hut

Since the article dosent state everything and he orders from them almost daily its this.
>Fucker is morbid obese and cant move without assistance.
>Prolly fell the fuck over and couldn't get up.

>Police departments in the US will not hire prospective applicants as officers unless those applicants lack the ability to think logically and compassionately, a former CIA contractor has confirmed.

>“There is a policy here in the United States that people of a relatively high IQ are not allowed to become police officers,” said former CIA contractor Steven Kelley in an interview with Press TV.

>Evidently if an applicant shows signs of relatively high IQ — with excellent logical analytic abilities and a sense of compassion — that applicant will be weeded out of the hiring process.

Go ba right away and never return.

Actually it was a good idea , just think about it , hey Randy , we would like to offer you this free sandwich because you're a fat fuck who have spent over 12 FUCKING THOUSAND DOLLAR in 12 months
it bad for business because that guy would probably re-think his life , like wtf i spent 12 grand in this store , think of all the think i could have spent them at

*tips autism*

FUCK OFF , i'm the sandnigger of pol , go be a sandnigger somewhere else

Moroccans are all welcome. You were the first country to acknowledge our independence.

Why did we stop being friends?

Rare

Only in America

>self hate