An international roast of the United States of America

you can be as savage as you want, i'm not patriotic

why are Americans so fat?

Hmm?

japs deserved it t.b.h.

a land invasion would have been a pointless waste of life, and clearly the government wasnt ready to surrender considering how we had to nuke them TWICE before they would actually surrender. inb4 weeb internet defense force.

Why do American say "Ameme~~~

>Americans spread sluttiness over the whole planet through instagram, snapchat and co.
9/11 wasn't enough

The fuck? No we don't.

Why do Japanese say "nipah~~~

Ameme~

Well at least The United States restored Japan's economy right after the war.

When did Al Qaeda help us rebuild the tower?

>i'm not patriotic

CHI

Jews died

A gathering of people to offend a certain non-Pagan country, perhaps?

They put the same amount of effort you put to rebuild afghanistan

You're not important enough to qualify for a roast. 下げ

i love how every american is brainwashed to give the same response

gonna remember it ifNK nukes your country

>implying he's wrong
>implying norks nukes will have an affect

monkey """education"""

The only shit you do in the Middle East is stealing their oil after destroying their countries though.

bc pic very related

>be American
>get shot
>fat blocks the bullet a bit
>traffic delays the ambulance
>can't afford your medical bills because your rent is too high
>die
>of a heart attack

they had effectively surrendered

Based Americans

Do you people have these threads to feel better about your selves?

I know America has problems, but its the best you have for the time being.

Some country will be a world power, its the age we live in.