going to sleep edition
/brit/
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anime
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As much as I definitely enjoy solitude
I wouldn't mind perhaps
Spending little time with you
Sometimes
Sometimes
shit lads just discovered a new colour
Wish I had a gf to do fun stuff with :-(
UNA VELA AJAJAJAJAJ
ik
tf
HAHAHAHA
No Hot water and dangerous electical situation ... 17 April 2017
need the consevatives out of business
Gonna watch THX after Mirror.
The Tory Tits are in a complete and utter panic. Rather than wait until the Boundary Commission "gifting" them another 20+ WM seats for 2020 GE, May has been forced to call an early election now and the reason is absolutely clear-she has been told that the Brexit Negotiations will be horrendous for her in next 18 months and is chancing her arm now with voters.
Bonus will be NO Tory MP in Scotland
i will vote for whoever proposes a comprehensive plan to deal with the mole problem in my garden
anyone up for chilling listening to some tunes on plug.dj
i'll set up a room
for people who don't know, you basically take it in turns playing Youtube videos and chilling
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dumb pirate frogposter
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gonna do an azaelia over this pic
I think I'm one of the suicidal people who would actually be better off going through with it
I'm an alcoholic, heroin addict and the only qualifications I have are gcse's
The human eye can see more shades of green than any other colour
arrrrr me heartys
i've got human eyes and i can't see any green at the moment
checkmate
Oh it's such a perfect day
I'm glad I spent it with /brit/
i don't want to die but i feel like it would've been best to have never been born
I despise frogs
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iktf m8
Fuck the cunts who act like they're depressed when they're in Uni and have a future
I can't even get into Uni
denim chicken?
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My weekly schedule all week every week.
Day 1; 450mg Lyrica
Day 2; 500mg codeine
Day 3; 450mg lyrica
Day 4; 500mg codeine
Day 5; 450mg lyrica
Day 6; 1 gram speed
Day 7; 1 litre of whisky
w2c heroin?
mix of bottom left and top right here
silk road
wtf i love northern ireland now
currently on speed and valium myself
Today is my birthday. I stayed home all day. I am sad that no one has sang happy birthday to me. Will you sing happy birthday to me?
eyo
73779108
Yanki de mierda
happy birthday to you
happy birthday to you
happy birthday to liam
happy birthday to you
CURRENTLY in Ottawa lads
Heart of the empire and seat of the dark lord himself
Fucking drove for 5 hours today just so I can get some papers signed tomorrow morning then drive home again
HATE bureaucrats, HATE the government, HATE politicians, HATE the motorway.
Love pints
YOUVE BEEN ACTING AWFUL TOUGH LATELY
SMOKING A LOT OF CIGERATTES LATELY
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happy birthday to you
happy birthday to you
happy birthday dear user
happy birthday to you
now blow out your candles
>addictions are impossible to quit
>qualifications are impossible to gain
don't be so fucking defeatist
fork andles?
despise (c)rap music
and po(o)p music too
business idea: buy a load of wallets and become a reverse pickpocket
If I want to sit A levels at my age (22) I would have to pay about 3 grand per A level
Join the forces
Feliz aniversário amigo, que deus lhe abençoe, que você ganhe muitos presentes de sua senpaiília e se divirta com seus colegas e amigos
Dumb pirate frogposter hahaha
I did.....I broke my leg in training
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icslearn.co.uk
here's a tab i've had open for a few months, i hope you find some use of it
Addicted to codeine, schizophrenic, still in love with my ex, so poor, dad is dead, brother is dead, mum has bipolar, only family that speaks to me is my mum, live in a shithole, can't afford education
love pints
Yeah m8, that's for tuition, not exam entry or sitting
She is so cute...
how many can you put away in a day?
oh right
looks like i may need to reconsider my life choices now too hehe
indeed
listening to city pop (シティーポップ (pronounced "shitty poppu"))
Dumb monkey
Celtic genes.
Guaranteed replies.
>pay for takeout in advance
>driver gets to my place, doesnt ring my door just rings my mobile
>mobile is on silent
>check voicemail
>paki guy saying in broken english "uh delivery we take your chicken restaurant come pick up"
>ring him up
>yell at him for taking my bloody food back that i payed for
>he tells me to come pick it up
>tell him ill give him 2 dollars to deliver it again
>says ok
>seal on my 2L pepsi is cracked
im 99% sure they spat in my soda paki fuckers
Pints? Most was 26 and I nearly died because I decided to make some lean with xanax in it
oh shut the fuck up already you dumb mexicunt
business idea: throw empty wallets at people
reminder that turtle face aus cunt is one of those annoying aussies who doesnt like cricket and everyone at /cric/ hates his guts
That's what you get for eating curry
Mate ease off the druggos
Will certainly be paying for this
cricket is for pajeets and the nobility desu
that's a girl(boy), rite?
You get kicked out for that???
LOL he defends the monkey
will certainly be reading that (i won't)
Well yeah of course
A guy got kicked out for hemorrhoids too
Had my first Maccy D in like 4 years 3 hours ago, and already I'm having a pretty funky shit. Damn Yank food.
Nah it's that or kill myself I've made the decision to slowly poison myself. Already had a few liver tests and my liver is quite damaged. I've had a seizure this year too and 3 OD's already lmao
cancer la, is that you?
it was a bbq chicken place
doxed
pretty good
if you weren't mixing you might be able to rival some of ireland's top pintment
alri lord sheed
Dr. Naif Shahir Moghadam, please don't do this.
Thai chicANO
post dank memes
>tfw my local pub is filled with UDA gunmen
Legit scared one day I'll get really drunk, start a fight on one of them and be trailed into a boot and tossed in the ocean.
Ari Borkla?
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need to get on all fours, sporting an erection, and have a slag milk my cock like she would a cow
didnt think we had guns in the UK?
Bad attitude. Try traveling.
>didnt think we had guns in the UK?
need to cure my erectile dysfunction so i can have sex
want to play skyrim
my bodys telling me no
but my mind
my mind says yes
Northern Ireland
How do you get your drugs? I'm gonna kill myself but I want to do every drug there is first
We're allowed guns in NI for protection. Handguns included, just need to prove to the police you are in danger or need to protect yourself. Currently trying to to do it myself.
Too poor
what does your voice say......dragonborn............
are you josie?