/heem/: Fuck Sperg OP Edition

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Reminder Ariel Helwani is an absolute joke of a journalist and human bean.

Schaub bless

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lmao get fucked bud

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ask your mom lol

I can't even post on heem anymore

Way to go schaub fucks. Heem is all yours now you autistic morons

Jesus

jesus isn';t real you gay nigger.

get da fook ough'ere

>woodley is from ferguson
>tony ferguson is fighting
really makes you think

You know, watching this I'm thinking.

If Woodley loses, he's going to call for an immediate rematch, isn't he? And try and use the fact he gave Thompson one as leverage. He probably won't get it, after which he'll probably talk about race and the UFC hating him

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He was real he just wasn't magic

He was like a Joe Rogan of his day

GSP is never coming back, is he?

god i hate homos

If Woodley loses a split or a close decision then I think he should get a rematch, especially if it's a good fight.

Poor Demian Maia would be left in the dust though.

Important live stream

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Bless you bro you're always welcome here

remember when you were known as lmaobud and not adan

That ship has sailed. He will dedicate the rest of his life to lobbying for fighter's rights and fighting the aliens.

>Poor Demian Maia would be left in the dust though
Exactly, these guys can't just fight each other three times in a row and I don't think WME will rush to make that fight either. But that said it's not like they're exactly high on Maia, Cerrone will probably get a title shot before him

based

BASED SAGE
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r/mma seems more up your ally

LMAO salty ass Lise Lesley tryna rain on chael's parade at 1:17

Chapel said he wins the show during the Bellator press conference. He's definitely not supposed to reveal that if it is true.

In the thumbnail it looks like he's powering up to reach Super Saiyan 2.

Sage is a living meme. I just wish he was a better fighter. Was sad seeing him lose to that 1-dimensional can crusher Gall.

Chael is such a troll it wouldn't surprise me if he wins.

steroids

briefly but yes of course I do

There once was a group of young fight fans and bros,
Who hated Canucks
(Except Snacks&Hoez)
A rowdy young group,
They once all got duped,
When one young Canuck
Filled an OP with poop.
They all gave him (You)s
When he started a ruse,
And they all bitched and whined
When his posts had no news.
"A couple posts early!"
Cried Yankees, so surly.
"My OP template always must be re-used!"

stay surly

lol cruz does literally nothing with his takedowns

you'll always be lmaobud to me bud

fortunately you can't talk like this on heem

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Sweden btfoed

Woodley is NIGGER

Haha wow you can't say faggot on Sup Forums now? WTF?

kek agrees wirh it

Try saying that about DC though and your post will disappear and you'll get a 3 day ban

Miesha is #1 b4b (bunda4bunda) in the game.

DC is goodboy

literally no ass

No joking, I don't think his brain is capable of reading literature anymore,

ireland always has a place in my heart too bud

Cruz should have stayed on the defensive against Cody desu

He should have taken him seriously. I also thought he was gonna be lememeonepunchman, gassing after one round. He was just a little bit more than that, but it was enough.

you'll always be adan to me bud

but your a good guy, way better than that sperg

>He was just a little bit more than that, but it was enough
He outclassed Cruz in every area. You should give him a bit more credit.

Just letting you know that Jewanna is giving some crossfit-or whatever its called- live sessions on facebook right now

I hope you only worship the superior fightfu though

The South will rise again

Cruz is past is prime even since he vacated, doesn't count

How can Woodley say UFC discriminates when Jones and Silva we r e BIGGEST stars before McGregor? Jones received more chances than he should of, any other non star would have been CUT. It's not UFC'S fault nobody wants to see mighty manlet fight

>mfw the game evolved way past cruz while he was out for 2 years nursing a sore pussy and he'll never beat a top 5 opponent again

I saw that strawpoll, there's a metric fuck ton of permavirgins on this general which is laughable and pathetic, ya'll niggas need to get laid.

Now, I know there isn't a lot of you physical and mental manlets who practise the sport like yours truly, but have you ever dated anyone who does?

One of my ex's is a turbo qt who's a legit competitor, although not a very good one.
Hints:

>European (duh)
>3-5 record
>Lost a razor split decision against a girl who's in the UFC now

>taken him seriously

he got clowned for 5 rounds. cody embarrassed him if they fight again he visits the shadowrealm before 3

thanks toothpaste, appreciate that bud
maybe I'll name my kid adan lmao

Without that dance, it would be a great video. Now it's some asshole acting like a fucking retard.

Are you talking about the virginity strawpoll from like a year ago? If I recall it was like 55% virgins.

oh yeah your wife has been pregnant for over a year now right? dam when she giving birth son

No one said Cruz was passed his prime when he beat Dillashit or Faber, but now that he lost to Cody he's "past his prime"

wew

>dese niggas who work out in timberlands are just trynna to get some dick

What did Mr. Rogan mean by this?

So can we all agree he's the undisputed GOAT?

Cruz vs Cody was a draw

...

No undisputed, but certainly GOAT. Would be undisputed GOAT if he wasn't completely destroyed and dominated by ya boy bigg pigg.

Maybe it's the same. I guess a year of difference should be taken into account, considering the influx of casuals Goober brought in.

just post her sherdog m8

its you ex anyway

except if you're hoping to try again with her(which usually is not a good idea )

If someone can into webm, pleaso, do it.

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Does Cruz know what BJJ is?

Can soon address this?

He surely knows what BJ is nahmeen?

She's the only ex of mine I still talk to nowadays. She constantly hits on me, even though she's been with other dudes since I dumped her ass after finding another grill at the time.

Plus, her family and I are really tight, her sister went to my graduation ceremony like 6 countries away, I can't just do that you goofball.

>sig strikes matter when one guy hits like a truck and the other one couldnt make a dent in a pack of butter

why you faggots always make threads with gay nigger and cuck porn?

Because woodley, it will end soon

k fair enough

could that be that danish girl that recently lost to amanda cooper?

Woodley is a good guy, the liberal media has brainwashed him into relating everything with racism

she actually is pregnant and she actually is going to have a baby soon bud lol probably at the end of march

two different pregnancies my friend

post tv

congrats bud

>mfw cody heems TJ, aldo, conor in that order

Does he browse /heem/?

my friend just send me this
>youtube.com/watch?v=xs68YQN9hq0
Will he deliver once more on saturday lads?

If Cody heems Mcgroober would heem cease to exist due to butthurt?

ok here you go bud

thanks bud it's pretty wild

TJ will be a handful for Cody

Not Danish. Thing is, not even Nordic, for my penis reach has spread far and wide throughout Yurop, my Oikos buddeh.

>visible cables

I own heem

>All that expensive shit on a bunch of scuffed furniture and dirty ass wall.
why?

how new are you bud, you post pics of schwab aswell?

>weedman vs mousasi
how does this fight go

pre JUST weedman would take him but now im not so sure

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The chick who fought Nunes' gf is retiring

I know, the wires are visible, it's on the to-do list

it's a garage bud I like to be able to zap shit to the wall if I want to

mousasi wins a decision

your post = wgaf

I need an anime in my life showing GSP kidnapped by humans in space and him joining them to fight the alien scourge procting the earth.

GSP THE FINAL DEFENDER.

I need it

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