"Aaah~ I've gotten so big user, it feels like she's gonna come any day now! Could you please rub my tummy for a while...

>"Aaah~ I've gotten so big user, it feels like she's gonna come any day now! Could you please rub my tummy for a while? It's really itchy..."
What do you do?

FALCON PUNCH

rub her stomach

Kill the baby! One less nigger alive!

Politely ask the naked black woman to get out of my house.

Rub that sweet belly, probably kiss it a little too

Thats not mine my dick hasn't touched a vagina yet

Sell her and the baby as a package deal. Buy a bunch of Chucky cheese tokens to get enough tickets for that sweet super soaker.

I fuck her

Oh let me tell you about man named butcher Pete!

Call the local zoo and inform them the pregnant gorilla escaped its habitat

Hey everybody, did the news get around
About a guy named Butcher Pete
Oh, Pete just flew into this town
And he's choppin' up all the women's meat

He keeps hackin' and whackin' and smackin'
He keeps hackin' and whackin' and smackin'
He keeps hackin' and whackin' and smackin'
He just hacks, whacks, choppin' that meat

"Nigger, why the fuck are you talking to me?"

Butcher Pete's got a long sharp knife
He starts choppin' and don't know when to stop
All you fellas gotta watch your wives
‘Cause Pete don't care whose meat he chops

He keeps hackin' and whackin' and smackin'
He keeps hackin' and whackin' and smackin'
He keeps hackin' and whackin' and smackin'
He just hacks, whacks, choppin' that meat

You aight

Ever since Pete flew into town
He's been havin' a ball
Just cuttin' and choppin' for miles around
Single women, married women, old maids and all

IN THE TOWN OF AGUA FRIA RODE A STRANGER ONE FINE DAY

He keeps hackin' and whackin' and smackin'
He keeps hackin' and whackin' and smackin'
He keeps hackin' and whackin' and smackin'
He just hacks, whacks, choppin' that meat

Wakes up in the morning, half past five
Chops from sunrise to sunset
I don't see how he stays alive
Meat's gonna be the death of ole Pete yet

He keeps hackin' and whackin' and smackin'
He keeps hackin' and whackin' and smackin'
He keeps hackin' and whackin' and smackin'
He just hacks, whacks, choppin' that meat

>no stretchmarks
>just pigment

pretty impreesive tbh

The police put Pete in jail
Yes, he finally met his fate
But when they came to pay his bail
They found him choppin' on his cell mate

He keeps hackin' and whackin' and smackin'
He keeps hackin' and whackin' and smackin'
He keeps hackin' and whackin' and smackin'
He just hacks, whacks, choppin' that meat

That Butcher Pete is a crazy man
Tries to chop down the wind and the rain
Just hacks on anything he can get
Say, turn this thread over, you ain't heard nothing yet

I dindu nufn

Does this answer your question OP?

No, not really.

The song's originally about fucking btw

Gotta say, only reason i came here was for ol butcher pete

In this case, It's about gutting the niggress. And her nigletress offspring.

I see. How edgy of you good sir

I have a vagina have you skipped sex ed bitch

I'll tip my fedora and take a bow. Good-day sir.

And good day to you, my intelligent, nihilistic, and wickedly humourous friend.

Rub her tummy.

And caress it.

And kiss it.

If I ever put a baby in a nice negress, I'm damn well going to appreciate it.

This guy gets it. Swollen preggo ebony goddesses are to die for.

Dat afro. Sauce?

Yes!

No idea, sadly.

I wish I knew why I found them so appealing lol

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