Just fingered myself. Hurt a bit and didn't cum. Just left them in for a little...

Just fingered myself. Hurt a bit and didn't cum. Just left them in for a little. Now I'm laying here and I feel so dam good. How do I get to dildo level Sup Forums

But is anal maturation gay if you don't use a dildo?

No its still masterbation
Until the point where a guy comes in and fucks you butt, you cant be homo

JUST FUCKING BUY ONE, AND LUBE jesus i didn't know caps lock was on lmao
oh heck it, I'll leave it that hecking way

doc johnson anal training kit.

it worked for me user

I love anal masterbation but I have a gf for 8 years, never thought of being with a man or even think of being gay. She enjoys doing butt stuff to/with me

Never thought of it like that, I talked to a friend of mine a while back about it and he said some shit about how it's gay and how you want it up the ass, so I wanted to get a second opinion about it

Terry making the rounds already. Noice.

Holy heck man thats friggen capslock for ya

What does it feel like? Better than jerking off?

Enjoying taking a penis shaped object up the ass makes you gay

He is, gotta love Terry

well, get passed the mental idea that something is in your physical anus.
It stimulates your prostate, the muscle responsible for urinating and ze orgasm
it stimulates dat shit.
IS NICE

Dude, people forget what gay means. You cant be gay with yourself or by yourself by touching your own dick and ass else all men would be labled gay and all woman who ever touched their own pussies would be lesbian. Ass play is fun for everyone

But it's your fingers

what if it's not penis shaped?

lemow

Thanks for the advice, never thought of it like that, maybe I'll try it some day

Use a lot of lube. Use way too much lube then use some more.
P.S. you're a faggot now.
t. gayfag.

It feels amazing bro. Espesh if you hit it just right. I got to the level where I know exactly what to do and how so I can cum from prostate play

Good to know

Im just not talking to morons today man sorry

Damn, I read that sometimes you get dizzy and shit from it or some shit

I would advise trying it dude. Get a small dildo or prostate stimulator and read up about safety and being clean. There are chances of getting infections and shit if you dont know what your doing

I ARE STRONGEUY RECCOMENDU ZA VIBRATEER P SPOT ORERGASM THINGY

Never shat from it. Also, clean yourself before hand, prep is everything. No one wants to deal with poop after a wild orgasm. Get a enema or something

What to clean dildo?
Water soap? Rubbing alcohol? Acetone? Blood of child?

I'm not going to get any toys, because at that point it's gay, because it's still taking a dick up the ass, I thought fingers worked well? And infections? Shit, now I'm getting second thoughts

Blod of child works...
Nah just use a non scented soap or some mild body wash. Dont ruin the silicon with harsh soaps

Soap, antibacterial soap if you're a paranoid fuck. But wash it thoroughly after EVERY use.
Alcohol might aggravate your anussss

Fuck enemas, they're dangers and useless I'm sure washing well in the shower will work well enough

Well if your using your fingers, the chance of tearing skin is waaay higher and did you know how dirty finger/nails really are? Its like asking for an infection

Do you wash inside your ass when you shower?

1. how are they dangers?
2. you need to clean the inside. Any shit in there will end up on your fingers.

My fingers are clean, but tearing? That's fucked. I beat a latex glove would fix both of those problems though

I have a 50ml syringe that (after disinfecting) I fill with warm water and squirt into my ass, then I wait for five minutes and then start feeling like I need to shit. Then it all just comes out. Rinse repeat if you need and you will never have a poopy dildo

Use gloves. And do 2 seconds of research on the dangers of enemas

Yeah gloves can help keep clean and shit

Yep

Much better then using a enema

Get some astroglide from your local drug store, some condoms, gloves, and have fun. It can get messy at times, but fuck, it's amazing. Go to two fingers first, then maybe find a smooth round household object like a large sharpie or a hairbrush with the condom.

How?
Toilet brush?
Loofa?

Poop at least an hour before ze penetration, make sure it's a looong happy, take your time kinda poop.

...

Yeah I havent used the conventional enema yet but the syringe works perfectly

Loofa

Some times pooping before makes it worse. Imagine ur ass has shit residue in it after pooping and that stays there

If I were you I'd just stick with the syringe

an hour to 2 hours, your ass kinda just cleans itself

But then your just fucking your ass with a loofa. Do you have a poopy loofa?
Do you use the same loofa everytime?
Do you own a bunch of loofas and use a new one each time?

I do and have no intention of changing

Does it matter

You sir do not know the body

Good man

Yeah it totally does

Hmm, maybe it's because I wipe at least like 3 inches in.

No

did conventional enemas kill your parents or something m8

Just think they're stupid

No their just not so good or good for you

Jesus

lol'd

Smart thing to do is plan the session. Eat lightly that day you are going to rape yourself and drink lots of liquids mainly water. Before the butt fucking session of legends i use the hand shower that most people have in their bathrooms in order to actually have a good time instead of having a poo time. Fill anus with water and repeat as many times as you feel like or the water from your arse is clear. I recommend putting some porn on while you get yourself horny for the thing that you have read about so many times on Sup Forums called happy time but not gay time "wink wink" Star with a small toy and work yourself little by little to a bigger one. Doing this stuff should never hurt. If it does then you are doing something wrong like forget to use lube that is especially for anal play. Now the last part is up to you but since it's not gay as we all agree, you can shoot you load where ever you want. Even on your face since it's just regular masturbation. Remember to do this on your own time and in private. Using some of these guides can make your NOT GAY session much better.
But then again this is just me and my silly hobby :D

Mfw three inches

...I thought it was normal tho

Most of what this guy said is right. Take time to prep, LOTS of lube and always remember, its meant to be fun

Does the paper ever rip and get stuck?

Naw, I just bleed a lot.
>Sometimes it looks like a chicks period
>Ass itches almost all the time
>Sometimes hurts to poop
anal anyways

oh wait, I missread and thought you meant "does my ass rip and get stuck"
Anyways yeah sometimes paper gets stuck so I just pull it out with fingers or push it out

What the hell man. Torn intestinal lining is no joke.
Stop doing that. Bad things will happen.

It's all good fam

You are going to die.

OH WELL LMAO

R.I.P.

i see what you did there

Funny thing is, I don't see it.

>laugh my ass off

oh jeez haha i'm retarded

Let me explain:
Dudes ass bleeds and the he is going to die is said to which he replies OW WELL LAUGHING MY ASS OFF.... any help you know the ass part.

haha wowzers

Use lots of lube. Be very gentle and enter slowly, relax or you'll get sore. One finger first. Then two, and maybe three if you're feeling brave. Just remember dicks have give, and fingers don't.

i can imagine your amazement i mean it was quite the zinger.

yes, very memey i am the laugh.,

xd

>When you're just so exhausted from existing you can't even laugh anymore

Shit dude, you won.
>D O I T

>When you got a (You)

dubs