/trans/ - The Inauguration of Steven G. Gerrard Edition

Today's big moves:

>Memphis Depay [Manchester United - Lyon] £22m
>Jake Livemore [Hull City - West Bromwich Albion] £10m
>Omar Elabdellaoui [Olympiakos - Hull City] Loan
>Gerard Deulofeu [Everton - AC Milan] Loan

>Saido Berahino hasn't moved to Stoke City from West Bromwich Albion just yet but it'll happen, don't you worry

and finally
>Steven Gerrard [Jobcentre Plus FC - Liverpool Academy Manager] Phil Collins' Discography

The Red Kids will be Born Slippy under Stevie's regime.

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bbc.co.uk/sport/football/38694821
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lads

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>poop

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>de gay

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Sublime post

16m

>early thread

Trumps America is already causing us to collapse

lads

LADS

*dabs gleefully*

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What's your favourite Phil Collins song ?

>Steven Gerrard [Jobcentre Plus FC - Liverpool Academy Manager] Phil Collins' Discography
Well played

youtube.com/watch?v=qnweKclCLRk

>all these trans appearing on Tinder
Top kek desu lads

youtube.com/watch?v=-WcHPFUwd6U

where the fuck are you

>we've already had two thirds of the window

lel

*signs for United*

I love 'You'll Be In My Heart', sue me

Moldova?

Fuck Trump and fuck Liverpool FC

Who will Marketingchester United sign next?

Fuck Trudeau and fuck Liverpool FC

Either that or Andorra

fuck Liverpool FC

id fuck trudeau if u catch my drift

Fuck Mark Rutte and fuck Liverpool FC

Griezmann

remember learning iton piano when I wassmall and thinking wtf is this keychange for the chorus?

He has beautiful hair

Bruce Lee

Fuck White People! Fuck Donald Trump!

>Bayern
ffs

Do we rate trump?

>tfw forest have made around £18m in player sales and sell on clauses this season and only spent £300k

Why is it only ok to take pride in your race if it isn't white?

this is a socialist thread so Sanders is number 1

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E x p o s i t i o n

you know that white isn't a race right
people take pride in their ethno cultural background not the color of their skin

>De pay

Does The Musical Box count?

Explain to me why saying shit like "I'm a proud black man" is totally fine, but if you do the same thing with white you'll get called supremacist white scum and possibly a rant about Trump.

What does the gookrunes say?

Because it means you forgot to check your #privilage

MW22 How far clubs can rise and fall this week.

because black people are a minority while white people are a majority, at least here in occident
it's as simple as that really

Fuck off monkey

That's a terrible reason though

MW22 How far clubs can rise and fall this week

fuck I hate slanteyes so much, weirdos

African Americans say "I'm a proud black man" because they can't trace their heritage to any African country and have no tangible connection to it anyway. A black person from Nigeria would say "I'm a proud Nigerian" in the same way an Italian would say "I'm a proud Italian" and no one would have an issue with either.

Being proud out your specific people and culture is one thing, being proud of the colour of your skin is another

>Everton deny deulofeu loan

Kek

fucking Birmingham lads, what the fuck were they thinking?

You understand that is propaganda to take away White's ability to defend themselves, riight? Whites aren't a race, Whites don't have culture, Whites steal everything from other cultures. Propaganda to destroy Whites.

Just like the 'only Whites can be racist' shit.

And why the fuck are you guys talking about that, anyway?

Matches tomorrow, you know.

Rude

Flip.. being based??

Stay tuned for more at 11.

Relegation is basically any 3 from 4 now?

white isn't a race just like asian or black or south american isn't a race
there's multiple ethnical and cultural differences all through the world, like thousands of them, and you think all those ethnical groups could be classified into 5 groups is plain stupid
bet utter mongs like you think that the hutu genocide made by the tutsi is "nigger being niggers" while completely ignoring the fact the serbs were doing massacres after massacres in the balkans 20 years ago
and fuck off with your little meme rethoric calling everything you disagree with propaganda because right now you're the one spouting far right alarmist propaganda

Middlesbrough will end up down there soon.

Fuck off with your propaganda. You have been indoctrinated to disbelieve what you see around you. Talk to me when your starts functioning.

>he doesn't think the bamf will lead them to safety

shake my head to be honest

>start losing the debate
>immediatly turns aggressive
I won
you lost
thank you

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well this edition of /trans/ got off to a shit start

OP didn't post enough rumours/transfers/news imo

We got to go the academy for two weeks when I was in year 2, wish they had someone as big as Gerrard then.

Also still no news on Matip?

good thread

Could be worse. At least we didn't elect Trump as president of the thread

people always get edgy ~10 days from deadline

do not be worried, /trans/ is at its best right after a shit thread

Is the Nice meme over?

>Talk to me when your starts functioning.

Ano bayan. Yes they did steal shit but thanks to Europeans some Filipinos are kind of educated and move to uk/eu also not a part of a giant isil. Style Indonesia state had spaniards. Never came

>it's real

LEL

the absolute state of Milan

it was nice while it lasted

Crashing like a truck

reminds me of Leroy Fer
twitter.com/everton/status/295885619295567872

discuss

twitter.com/NUFC_JAY17/status/822543841366515712

18 months too late

what's up with him getting relegated with every PL team he joins? poor guy

Browsing /gif/ for some porn and I find out Gabe the remix dog is dead..

I never invited these feels into my home, get out! ;_;

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fucking good signing

(when he's fit in 6 months)

>tfw saw a guy on a train today wearing a tail and cat-ear headphones
Why do we let some people live?

Can someone explain to me why Fonte would rather play for West Ham than Southampton

Lmao why did Stoke buy Berahino?

Spurs should buy Koziello

I was wondering the exact same thing. Especially because (from what I read) he would have gotten the same wages at Southampton as he does at West Ham now.

The only thing that makes sense is he handed in that transfer request expecting Mourinho to swoop in and take him, and when that didn't happen he felt too embarassed to pull it back in

i think he wanted a long term contract and southampton weren't willing to give him one due to the fact he's 33

could be other factors too though, i know that he was annoyed at not having featured in the europa league at all

he came back from Euro 2016 with a different attitude and he has Jorge Mendes as agent

everyone expected a big move, nothing happened, he put in a transfer request, still nothing, so he went to the best option available

>Mendes, not even once

He's 33 years old and he's not some sort of cult hero or anything at Southampton. Why not mix it up a little before you eventually retire/sign for some meme league?

wait what the fuck I thought you guys were discussing a rumour of fonte going to west ham

it actually happened?

the fuck

Top 4 is fucking ridiculous this year. Genuinely entertaining for once

bbc.co.uk/sport/football/38694821

>it actually happened

>"I thought that [Bilic] really wanted me and that he sold me the project and the ambition of the club," Fonte told the club's website.
Surviving relegation isn't really that ambitious, Jose.

>less than 24 hours for city spurs
ay

Same. Transfer window hitting the 'oh shit, take the best Dutch available time'

Chelsea ruining it slightly but if they get pegged back we could have a great run in

Nah, I think the flop-4 are genuinely too shit to really catch anyone else in the end. Watford trying real hard though.

>I've made a huge mistake

>he doesn't rate Rutte

I'd hate him too if I was poor lol
Top yourself Emile

>the project

GET THIS FAGGOT TO AN OVEN IMMEDIATELY
>no tangible connection
apart from their genetic makeup originating from that region

>being proud of the colour of your skin is another
implying people are proud of the amount of melanin in their skin when they say that you fucking shithead

you are literally among the worst people and you need to be exterminated

*walks towards the premier league*

Rutte is a statbabby tbqh

Completely carried by the VVD

looks so wrong on him

lads

LADS

*carves where it all began*

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cringing at you, you absolute waster

FIFA I WANT ANSWERS ABOUT MATIP