G'morning user

g'morning user
hope u slept well.
tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF today.

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Cause im not you

No lesbo shit happens in real life on my bed

Slept like complete ass actually, got off Sup Forums at 330 and now I'm back on at 730. Sucking coffee, 4th of July. Thinking about making fireworks from some ancient black powder.

Just bought an Audi A8, have a good job, a nice house, a boat and several good friends.

Despite alcohol, social enxiety, commitment issues and a loud mouth.

What kind of boat user?

gimme sauce please

i won't kill myself because i don't have sauce OP

have a good 4th. try to get more sleep.
congrats on the new car.
nice dubs.
then u shall continue to live.

gib the source asshole, reverse image search is failing

I fear death.

i never have a reason ... but ust dont have reason either to not kill myself... ¿?

Make one and call in a bomb threat for lols

what if i don't want ot give source?
perhaps you don't need a reason.
perhaps u are in a good place even if you don't think you're in a good place. have a good day user.
tis a good fear to have.

No thanks but I may deliver an old enemy a care package.

Break coming soon, that's good.

Not really interested in dying. Still young and my life isn't irreversibly fucked up yet. A lot of stuff to do.

Should quit Sup Forums lol.

That's what the faggot op wants, in reality. To dwell on it. Ever noticed how it's always stylized "KILL YOURSELF" in all caps? Really, it should be "why you will NOT kill yourself" or "WILL NOT kill yourself" . It's obvious. And when people are legitimately suicidal, like I've seen on here, in these day by day threads, you get silence, not the little posts but the long ones that really talk about it, the ones with ideation and planning; That's the design of these threads, and only a few people really get it.

look here tumblrfag, i know you're the guy polluting Sup Forums with porn so if you just give us the salsa and integrate into Sup Forums culture we'll all be on our merry way

we should all quit it.
wow thats deep. you seem to really know what OP is doing. Brilliant analysis.
what is Sup Forums culture?

Fireworks are pretty interesting , a few girls I know have crushes on me. Everything is A-OK atm.

Going to fuck this in a couple hours. Life good

Since OP is being a dick.. I don't have exact source but girl in OP is Gina Valentina

21foot walkaround w/200hp Verado
Thanks, wanted one for too long:)

Sweet man

because i'm pregnant

cool.
have fun fucking that.
he's such a dick.
u fuck on your boat ?

tits and gtfo

Sarcasm or no, I do see it and know. You also post in a predictable way, OP. Never cool to refer to oneself in the third person.

congrats on your vision.
yeah i agree i'm predictable.
i'm not cool either. i'm just a piece of shit.

thanks bro, i love being a fag

Ooooh trappy trap?

...

Fuck your false humility. Only reason I don't sage is because I want people to see how little of a shit you really give.

Well above the usual tier user.

Got any gifs or webms? Fully nude pics w/cock? This is an amazing specimen of trap!

No nudes or vids beyond this unfortunately:
Here's butt

ooof nice have fun!

Because your gifs get better everyday.

SAUCE?

thanks bro, gonna be hard not to nut in the first 5 minutes.

yeah fuck my false humility too.
nice dubs.

It has happened, but not nearly often enough.
Do i need a bigger boat, or...?

nah, no need bigger boat
nice dubs.
thats cool you've fucked on your boat.

>shopping later
>probably going in for first day of work at new job tomorrow
>can't afford to die
>want to see man walk on Mars

Suicide is counter-revolutionary.

who is this skank?

i hope to see man walk on mars too.
skanky mcskank skank

Any particular reason why you are so vehemently refusing to provide sauce for anything? Just curious. And no, I haven't been one of the anons who have been asking

i don't have it.
how r u today?

Because I'm doing it tomorrow

Fair enough. Not too bad thanks user. Enjoy the rest of your day

>doing no fap
>23 yr old Virgin
>had multiple opportunities to fuck women
>passed them all up because focused on starting a business
>business failed
>start getting desperate because horny
>start hitting on milfs
>w-would you like to hang out sometime m'am?
>busy
>fucked my gay friend in the ass last night because maximum desperation
>tfw he said no homo

post pic of him

My wife is on her infertile period for this week, I just had the best sex of my life. God Bless America, and God bless thick insulation!

dont.
u too.
congrats on wife not being pregenat

I dont know maybe today since life sucks anyway, sitting alone inside for several years fcks yer up

cause i got work tonight

Can't afford 8 kids. Wish I could, but you get what you get.

ur the 7 kids dude.
yeah man, quit. Be happy with what you got.
use condoms birth control, or better pull out game.
those dubs work great too.

because i want to experience the intimate touch of a woman

dubs dictate it will happen soon.
keep trying.

Don't you remember? I'm Catholic. Rule is, NFP or no contraception at all. Condoms, birth control, even pulling out are all not allowed. This is the only time we can have sex on her cycle. Trust me, we make the most of it.

What do you do for a living?

dude.... those are some weird rules. but to each its own. my bad for judging, but i just don't see why to follow those.

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It's what the catechism dictates. Use of artificial contraception is a mortal sin.

good gif. and good dubba dubs.

ok.

Not my choice, we both love this part of the cycle. If we could have sex more often, I'm sure we would.

Because I have a boyfriend who loves me

so who's choice was it ?
fem or gayanon?

my prospects are pretty slim atm but thanks for the encouragement
you're alright

God's.

We'll bi actually, but gay works too.

Well*

Shut the fuck up nerd.

nice trips.

To be perfectly honest, I don't like the rule and neither does she. But, we put God above ourselves, and then we just wait for the one week. We're used to it.

So much good pussy around. youtu.be/SaxFyrw5JhM

In sales, electrical equipment.

Quints?

Is OP gone? Is this how the thread dies?

agreed there are .
do you sell alot.
not even dubs.
usually it dies when i'm gone yes.
there have been times, i've started this thread, and left and see it still here when I've come back after a long time.

Ah. I usually get to work and check it there while *nothing is happening* and it's gone.

nice dubs.

I've never understood dubs/trips/quads. What's the big deal?

RIP thread, see you tomorrow. OP, try to keep it up to 7 AM Pacific so I can get to it.

because the girl I asked out said yes, and we're meeting later for drinks and fireworks.

tbh i mostly click on these threads because of the porn
thought you all should know

i don't either, but it's seems to be a cherished thing on here, so i just fell in line.
k.
g'luck with her.
hope u get to see her panties.

nothign wrong with that.
nice webm.