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/metal/ general: Paolo Girardi edition

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Lmao what a loser he just ripped off the cover of Paracletus.

>genre: depressive suicidal black metal

AOTY

my dealer got busted and this means i quit hitting the jazz. post metal for this feel

verb the noun is a fucking lame naming convention even if you aren't -core

First for Canadian melodic BM

AOTY

It seems like they put more effort into these ridiculous album covers than they do the actual music.

>Paolo Nocontrasti

oranssi pazuzu maybe

The shitty state of the metal genre:
>cheesy power metal with screams style garbage that's been done a million times
>aoty
>another goddamn folky black metal band after endless numbers of them last decade
>aoty
>generic european style thrash copying music that's 30 years old at this point
>aoty

What kind of miserable impotent muppet tries to talk shit on Paolo Girardi on Sup Forums. Yall are hoes.

originality is overrated

>old and established = bad

I wasn't posting thrawsunblat as an AOTY you retard. Don't ever reply to my posts again.

$11 for a digital album with only 6 songs.

Death metal sucks.

>cheesy power metal with screams style garbage that's been done a million times
hasnt listened to the album/10

you could literally oversimplify every album like this to make it sound bad

>buying albums

autothrall > you

metal-archives.com/reviews/Antichrist/Sinful_Birth/644244/autothrall/192699

well he never heard of any of them so he just looked them up on rym and paraphrased the genre tags with greentext
what are you hoping for from a /metal/ poster

this
If a band can't support their endeavors with touring and merch, they need to fuck off and die

>CAD

Implying this is any better for a shitty Bandcamp-tier hipster black metal album.

Vrasubatlat dudes are killing the game rn. Uskumgallu is so sick, so is Triumvir Foul

is the new decapitated worth checking out or are they still making buttdeath?

that sheeit fire af bruh

well

>nigger slang

He shouldn't be making shitty attempts at DsO albums then.
Yes, because we should constantly repeat the same thing over and over again with not real stylistic difference at all, right? That makes good art? Like if it refined further, maybe it would make sense. But none of that stuff does.
>triggered
>Death metal sucks.
All metal sucks right now. There needs to be something fresh that's not gimmicky.
>hasnt listened to the album/10
Cleanse the Bloodlines after the first chorus. Are you kidding me?
Except that describes every one of them perfectly. Which is that much more sad. Even he agrees that it's more generic 80s throwback stuff, with his reason for that high score being that Antichrist sound even closer to those 80s bands, thus literally being objectively more generic.

>not Decapitated
>not Suffocation
>not Dying Fetus
>not Archspire
>not Aborted
>not Goatwhore
>not Gorepot
>not Municipal Waste
>not Origin
>not Six Feet Under w/Jack Owen
>not Tankard

Thoughts on this anons?

>Yes, because we should constantly repeat the same thing over and over again with not real stylistic difference at all, right?
Well it works so yeah, we should.
>That makes good art?
correct

nu metal and metalcore and deathcore are not bad

obliviously theye trendy yeah

but they have good stuff

>There needs to be something fresh that's not gimmicky.
Originality IS a gimmick

it's called novelty value

that entire list is buttmetal/10

autothrall thinks The Flesh Prevails is a 9/10 album
i thought the new Triumvir Foul was a step down from their previous stuff. The new Contaminated does Triumvir Foul better than Triumvir Foul

>73782481
End your life immediately.

I wonder how he has time to review all that shit. He also does comics, movies and novels.

The ultimate neet maybe?

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scene girls are literally the only redeemable product of those scenes

Name 1 (one) good deathcore album.

They're actually the worst thing they produced

the best thing they produced would be primitive ooga-booga chugriffs for moshing

they art is murder

>Rhapsody of Fire
>Axenstar
>Sonata Arctica

Rec a man some power.

>Depressor
>Pitchshifter
>Scorn

Rec a man some industrial.

> New guy didn't include Decrepit Birth

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manowar
no industrial ever

>thus literally being objectively more generic.
are they innovative, no, but originality =/= good

in fact the best records are often the ones that refined a style, not created

Virus is pretty good industrial

Sentenced to Life has aspects of death metal and hardcore

Dark Moor, Persuader, Steel Prophet, Orden Ogan, Twilightning, Edguy, Pharaoh, the list goes on...

static-x is surprisingly good

it's pretty good. better than the last 2, imo. nowhere near the first 2 however.

Any of y'all cunts in a band need some cover artwork?

shit i forgot about that one. those were just off the top of my head.. this has been a good year for metal, for sure

How embarrassing. An artist can copy paste Altars Of Madness on audacity, then add/remove a couple riffs here and there, and you guys would think it's a masterpiece. The epitome of generic.
No, a gimmick is a novelty value. Originality is a game changer.
>generic 80s style shit
>innovative

no paolo, go home and try something new you hack

>reading comprehension

also
>New guy
perhaps, i haven't been in /metal/ since dmshareguy had his bernie sanders spergout. that was literally the last thread i've even clicked on

>Originality is a game changer
I just explained you it's a gimmick

shitloads of original albums come out every year and none of them change the game

It's not like we need the game to change anyway.

And generic =/= bad

What's the best metal

I am so tired of memes
Kill this general

no

give me money

atmospheric black metal, preferrably from portland

it worked for AC/DC. i don't know how,i can't stand them, but it did. sounds like Fucking Elmo is singing. at least cookie monster is a badass.

>didn't include:
>Benighted
>Necrot
>Dark Matter Secret
>Hellripper
>The Ruins of Beverast
>Blaze of Sorrow
>Incantation

yall sleepin

Judas Priest - Painkiller, objectively speaking

>not Violet Cold

Black/thrash metal

Progressive power metal (ala early Queensryche/Fatez Warning)

Somebody asked about a BM album in the last thread, with people laying down and snakes. The album you were looking for is Ustalost - The Spoor of Vipers

Violet Cold is super-genki blackened fairy popful synth metal, it's in a league of its own

Ohhhhh, so you're also talking about muh refinement, for which, I gotta then say "reading comprehension" myself as I already went over the fact that refinement's fine, except nothing posted here is refinement, just generic garbage.
>shitloads of original albums come out every year and none of them change the game
That's why they are gimmicks, not actually original. How fucking retarded are you?
>It's not like we need the game to change anyway.
>It's not like we need the game to change anyway.
>not a damn original thing to come out this decade
>metal having lost its relevancy outside the Sunbather gimmick when it comes to more "serious" music fans
>mainstream popularity is guided by throwback shit as well like Ghost
Of course we don't need new shit!
And that's why everyone makes fun of AC/DC today. Radio garbage.

any can be good, if it's done right. atmospheric shit is trash. they just try to be edgy and add "metal" to it. there's nothing at all metal about haunted house soundtrack tapes.

There isn't?

Well this general is getting retarded
>post the top 5 metal albums as ranked from your year of birth and country of birth

1st wave thrash crust black n roll motörhead speed groove metal for going fast

>Of course we don't need new shit!
glad you finally agree

>Radio garbage.
normies LOVE that shit. you're raggin on other user over originality, and how nothing changes between albums, which i totally understand your point. then there's an even larger group of people that literally listen to the same fucking songs every damn day. it's seriously mind bottling.

serious music fans don't matter

what matters is riffs, and we got that covered

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metal is literally riffs and leads. noisey trash is not metal. the only thing remotely metal would be the cymbals and guitar strings, only because they're actually made of metal.

Man0waR

The Spinal Tap of power metal.

Yeah, I found it a few minutes after I made the post. Thank you, though.

SitA>RiP

Yes, if you're into generic whiffle thrash.

>industrial
hardwire
pig
front line assembly
velvet acid christ
leaether strip
revolting cocks
cold flesh colony
front 242
kmfdm
lords of acid
vnv nation
alien vampires
ministry
sister machine gun
terrorfakt
monolith
sonar
iszoloscope
manufactura

happy drugs friendo

>virgin steele
thinking man's Manowar

Why are MegaFags so easy to trigger

>if u disagree with me, u must be for Dave Mustardstain!!!!111!

I hate Megadeth, but I hate Slayer even more.

fuckin a

What is the best metal to commit terrorists acts (for any reason not just religious) to?

The metal genre truly has the worst fans.
Looking at it that way you guys are worse than even normies because at least they change it up every few years.
Not really. They are tired old riff cliches. We need new riffs.

why are slayer fans so delusional?

I bought one of their albums the other day, here goes nothing.
Jesus Christ, that's awful.

>we
who is "we" since you obviously aren't a metal fan?
What's that mysterious group of people you belong to?

Megadeth's best album: Kill 'Em All

The CNK

>can't into logic
I said metal genre has the worst fans. That doesn't imply every fan is that way.

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