Shit Sup Forums help a faggot out.
I live in texas and i dont have much time. Fbi came to door with a warrant and it had incorrect address so i sent them away legally.
They said they would be back very soon to search the premises for cheesy stuff.
This hard drive wipe will take at least 3 hours, i dont have that much time. I have children Sup Forums i cant get sent down. Give me some advice quick. Should i just hide the hard drive?
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Fucking nonce.
Enjoy your new anus. Youll eventually fit a piano in there where youre going.
I always hide my drugs in a submerged jar in my fish tank.. if you had one you could do that
put your hard drive in a microwave or the oven
Just give it to your neighbour. They cant legally ask your neighbour or search the property.
Drill 6 holes In hard drive more if you want this will render it unreadable.
Buy new hard drive to put in computer so they don't get suspicious if you have a clean one laying around that's good too
Wear a fake moustache when they come back and speak with a French accent. Watch the first two seasons of me Hackerman for extra tips
Get any sort of magnet u have in your house and make love to your hard drive with it.
>Be 2017
>Not having an enormous magnet to fuck up your hard drive with in case of an emergency
>Mfw
Put all the stuff in a folder on your desktop saying "operating system - do not open". They wont touch that shit.
mix ammonia and bleach in a bucket then drop the hard drive in there.
Boil it, smash it, flush the peices. Easy mode
Just shoot the damn thing a couple times, they wont recover shit.
Hard drive nuke app, then remove hard drive and break the disc
Do u have any cp at all? Either way just keep repeating these phrases and hope for the best :
"I do not consent to any searches"
"To my knowledge I have not done anything that violates state or federal law"
Never talk. They are not your friends.
Lawfag here
an hero
Dont listen to any of these people. If theres even shards of the thing left they can and will recover even just parts of images, which can be enough to fukk you hard.
Thermite buddy. Fucking melt the bitch. Only option.
Or, you know, dont be a sick fuck to begin with.
Keep in mind, you could be charged with destruction of evidence. Shouldn't have stored CP on your computer.
Microwave it, fucko. I didn't realize pedophiles were retards too.
Alternatively don't admit on Sup Forums that you have child porn. Jesus, you're platinum-tier stupid.
there are powerful magnets inside the harddrive. harddrives are shielded from magnetism.
drill holes OP. it's your only hope.
pretty sure if they have a warrant, your consent doesnt matter in the least.
Magnet that shit. Hope you've got something super strong. Neodymium magnets are your best bet, but if you don't have one of those, just cover that fucker in as many strong magnets as you have and leave them on there.
dump contentes on Sup Forums
>imblying consent is a real thing in a legal court system once theres any suspicion of illegal activity
Borrow a hard drive real quick?
>right click D drive
>delete
was that so hard? anyways you deserve what you get.
put dem drives under your kids pillow, say it is theirs.
destroy it any way you can.
Next time think twice before sexually abusing kittens OP
Fuck you, hope you rot in jail
they only have a warrant to search the house, if you shove the harddrive in your asshole, they will not be able to search it.
I indentify as a lawyer.
Sad that we'll never find out what happens because OP is a sick fuck who's definitely going to jail.
You're also missing the part where they'll know that you have just recently replaced it if there's nothing on the hard drive
OP is an enormous faggot.
Alright Sup Forums am i doing it right? Just wipe it across the drive?
I call bullshit! Ain't no FBI raiding anywhere on the 4th of July. Op is a liar
smash it with a hammer
Across the entire drive, then smash the disc and flush it
This
Avin' a giggle there, m8?
Alrihht this thread is a bust. All fake
Why do you even download CP if you have kids?
break hard drive into bits, then flush some of it down the toilet (the smallest bits), the bigger bits hide in the thing i posted in the image - they wont wanna search that. cover it in shit if you can, they won't wanna touch that.
Why does it take three hours to wipe your hard drive? You're not doing that "muh uber secure 35 special overwrites" thing are you? Zeros is fine.
Any evidence of hard drive destruction will be slap you with a destruction of evidence charge, so your best bet is to smash it right now, then get it as far away from your house as possible. Got a river nearby? Go drop it in. Just make sure you're not being followed.
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because he uploads it, duh
Wow.. just wow.
start bonfire throw hard drive in bon fire add other useless stuff to make it seem as if you were only trying to burn garbage.
Oh, I'm so stupid.
this is false. there was a thread a while back from a data recovery bro contracted by the gov semi frequently. if its just cp, theyre not going to spend several thousand to tens of thouadands rexover shards of a drive for a potential wild goose chase.
shatter the platters into as small pieces as possible, microwave, then ye. OR, carefully open hdd, shhatter platters crusely, reclose, put on your cool face, sue them for roughing up your comp and force them to buy you a new comp on the basis of a bogus fruitless search that destroyed your property.
>implying there isnt a van watching him already.
Hope you've got a blendtec blender
Omfg...
This, then if you're really paranoid you can slowly over time put the pieces in soda cans and throw them away over months
But don't have illegal shit on your drives dude, just don't in my opinion
What I was thinking if they have a warrant in his name but not address
Not sure if real or fake, but if the FBI is really coming for your PC, you need to not only get rid of the hard drive but potentially any memory components in your PC. To be safe, I would also get rid of RAM and your vid card.
>nuh uh some guy in a thread on here once said youre full of shit and hes clearly a credible source!
So they had an incorrect address and came to your door? They had to be somewhere else?
Not evidence unless they can prove it was in fact there.
mix rubbing alcohol and hydroxide together and place Hard drive in there until they come back.
Literally take it apart, magnet the disk, microwave the disk, then eat the disk.
Cheese Pizza, will it blend?
THAT IS THE QUESTION
He's wrong about "destruction of evidence" but I think what he means is obstruction of justice which they can and will nail you with
Do it like they do in watchdogs. Blow up your whole fucking house nigga. Firebomb that shit... and the kids too.
>we know you've destroyed your old hard drive and we'll take you to court for it!
Where's their proof that there was anything illegal on it? "I had illegally downloaded copies of Rick and Morty season 2 and I didn't want to get caught, sorry dawg". Prove me wrong, lawman, prove me wrong.
do not listen to any of these internet warriors, your best bet is to tell the fbi youre a sovereign citizen and their stupid laws do not apply.
If OP has an SSD, he's fucked
>sovereign citizen
They typically throw the book at those people just for being extra stupid.
Theyre raiding OPs house, pretty sure he's fucked either way here lol. If this was me Id probably just anhero instead of living the incredibly shitty life that awaits.
Because?
Sounds like they were at the right house but had an incorrect warrant which means they need another.
THIS IS THE MOTHERFUCKING REASON I'M NEVER SWITCHING FROM HDD
Obviously harder to wipe, how did you not get that from context?
Shit theyre back already.
I hammered the hard drive and flushed it. The other parts are in the bathroom toilet cleaner.
Wish me luck gotta go.
bleachbit. seemed to work out ok for hillary
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go to home depot or magnet warehouse and buy a literally fuck load of magnets, start eating them. once your stomach is full, start shoving them in your ass. Soon you will be a giant magnet and you will destroy all fbi electronic items and they will let you go
That was the one you went with? You're so fucked, nonce.
You are a total fuckwit if you think they don't have a net over your plumbing exhaust or whatever the fuck it's called
Man the guy is just afraid of them nailing him for CP for having 500gb of Lolis. Just fucking grab a ziplock bag put it the HDD in there and toss it into the back of the toilet.
The search warrent only gives them permission to search the likely locations.
the data is stored uncompressed
Lrn2memory
Hard Drives have discs you can write over or wipe with magnets
Solid State Drive are close to just big flash drives
He'll need to smash it and pray it's beyond recovery, which sucks because it's a newer medium so they aren't cheap.
>wrong address
>they said they would come back
With what probable cause and with what warrant?
Sounds like bullshit.
this
>net over your plumbing exhaust
Wouldn't they have to get the utility company out and disconnect the piping?
it only works if you blow bubbles and inhale the vapor OP
yea like why not just take the computer down to individual components and hide the HDD in a potted plant or some fucking thing.
Hahahahaha
probably wrong Apt #
Just burn it, dude.....
I know for a fact that they do this in certain European countries when raiding drug dealers so I assume they put on the same thing for pedos
>search warrent only gives them permission to search the likely locations.
that's bullshit.
they can search that house. ANYWHERE, in that house. whether or not they want to spend a whole day doing so is another question. they would rather just drill OP and anyone else who lives there. you'd be surprised at how good the feds are at mental gymnastics
Is loli legal?
They are just not going to put a net over the plumbing like that can you imagine how fast that would get clogged?
That one guys is just paranoid
put it in the microwave.
you'll kill the microwave but it should kill the hdd
wanna give us a clue what you did ?
Disassemble hard drive and remove platters. Heat until glowing on stove.
Data is gone.
yea but in America our plumbing doesnt just empty into the nearest river....
I think they juat shit off the water rather than disconnect the piping to put a fucking net over it.
Cum on hard drive so they won't touch it
Just bury it in your backyard or something
and its not only the house, its the cars that are on the property too