Scariest Godzilla yet

>Scariest Godzilla yet
>Jaw dropping special effects

This movie is total trash, there is no pacing, shit happens immediately and then stops for like 90% of the film. And for half of his time it looks like he was rendered on a PS2.

The fanboys will eat this up because of the recycled roars and soundtrack though.

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you've seen it? where?

Friend got me a boot

They are big in Taiwan right now.

So yeah, most of the effects are garbage tier to the point you can't take it seriously.

Apparently all you need is a little bit of symbolism and then the Fanboys and Japanese will eat it up.

where can I pirate this?

Your opinion is shit.

Wow that looks awful.

I love my fair-share of Japanese movies so let me tell you the Japs can not into special effects. No matter the budget or production japanese filmmakers can not do good CGI.

>Willing to overlook shit plot and pacing
>Shit effects
>One incredibly shitty actor
>Has no real climax

Am I really the one that has a shit opinion, or are you so easily swayed by nostalgia that a few recycled sound effects are all you need to love a movie.

I'm not casting any judgment until I see it. I'm just excited for a new Nipponese Godzilla

Bruh...look at this dude

jesus christ i began masterbating furiosly

i need this now

Wow that's just a dick move, even for Godzilla.

something about this is disturbing and settling, but I'm kinda into it

Not an excuse, they had the guy

Most of his shots do. The only good shots are in the trailer.

It has a few good scenes, but overall this film is mediocre at best.

>huge radiation burn victim godzilla shown off
>everyone thinks he was "normal" looking at some point and then got nuked and got all crispy fried and mutated looking

>turns out he grew up that way

Why is it that any movie made outside of North America has garbage special effects and shitty writing?

>japs
>knowing how to make a proper godzilla

Don't make me laugh, pham.

I'm sorry sesame street scared you user

Good for you having such low standards

I just want a clear shot of the humanoid things coming out of the tail at the end

>talking shit about Hideaki "The Master" Anno

(You)

It doesn't matter, the fanboys are eating this up

>Willing to overlook shit plot and pacing

Neither were shit. They were pretty good.

>Shit effects

They're not that bad, and God Tier as far as JapCGI goes

>One incredibly shitty actor

She was shit.

>Has no real climax

It does, it's the webm I posted.

> can't get over those googly eyes

fucking takes you right out of the movie

>It doesn't matter, the fanboys are eating this up
why cant they enjoy something you don't?

this

I can you guys why this is big in Japan. They have an emotional attachment to 3/11 and this "symbolizes" it .That's all Jap's need to be impressed, they are willing to overlook everything else wrong with it.

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>Film slows down because G is too tired after using is breath
>Board meetings all the time
>good pacing

Wew

Because they shit on everyone who doesn't like it (which are like half the western fans who have seen it) and I'm done with it

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The movie is complete garbage. Nobody that's seen it has liked it. Fuck off Toho marketer.

>It looks like this so it's good

It doesn't work that way, if something that's supposed to be scary looks adorable and funny then you fucked up.

It's an edgy movie

>Bleeds everywhere for no reason

The Japs love it for some reason. Most westerners don't like it though. The praise is coming from people who haven't seen it.

so basically, you can't into kino?

>Bleeds everywhere for no reason
He bleeds because he's not adapted to land. You'd know that if you'd payed attention

Isn't Frozen the highest grossing movie ever in Japan? They have no taste.

I've been a Godzilla fan all my life.

This movie is trash, and many others can attest to that.

>adorable
>this

Then why does his final form look like he's hurt?

more webumssszz

>Scary
>that

That's just how he looks. Hes still growing and evolving.

I actually kind of like this design, it looks uncanny-valley creepy in a good way.

first time i've been interested in a Gojira (Godzilla for you gaijin)

>those tiny hands

HAHAHAHA

>People are actually scared of this


I guess this is what old people mean when they say we've turned into pussies

perfect for porn

I don't get the fanboy love for this at all

It does everything people rag on 2014 for doing and makes it worse.

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Fuck Anno

He has to make everything like Evangeleon because he is too autistic to think of anything else

>Heisei movies were to beamy

Then you will love this movie then, beams out of every orifice.

>Japan makes a movie more controversial than the most recent American G film

Most of the fanbase likes 2014 (about 75%) while this one is split down the middle.

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This is like the only good scene in the film.

>vidya game cutscene quality, instead of movie quality

The movie is a complete trash heap.

But all you need is a little nostalgia mongering and the fanboys love it.

>transporting the PM and 8 others to Tachikawa..
>*ZORT*
I snickered.

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please. even if its shit i still wanna see. any cam links or torrents you can provide good sir?

(You)

So did they even have a guy in a big godzilla costume at all or what? Or is the entire movie just shitty japanese CGI?

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so is like 2014 shit

Entire film is shit CG.

Not even worth comparing to 2014, 2014 won fucking big time.

They used a puppet for a few close-ups but its mostly CGI, and top tier for JapCGI

The puppet was originally gonna be used more but failed tests

As a fan of cheesy kung fu and godzilla movies, this looks fucking awesome

Hey guys! This movie's trash! Did'ya hear? I think this movie's trash!

It's not.

私は好きにした
君らも好きにしろ

>Godzilla fan
he just watch Godzilla 98

i-is godzilla in a lot pain during his horrific evolution? ;_;

You like it because it's goofy

When it is trying to be dark and serious. That shows how much of a failure it is.

So Godzilla warms up?

I own them all. Watched every single one.

Shin is shit and many people that saw it can agree.

so theres no way for americans to watch it right now? i really wanna see this movie.

> I have better taste than all you

kek

t. Toho shill

>My taste is shit CG and bad writing

Kek

Which is why the film is extremely successful?

JUST AS THE MASTER INTENDED!

>It's making money so it's good
Bayformers makes a lot of many

The reason it's successful because it's an incredibly nationalistic movie that panders to Japanese audiences. While most from outside that country don't like it.

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I'm still dumbfounded that a current American Godzilla is more successful and popular in the fanbase than a current Japanese one.

>japan confirmed for fucking awful at getting their movie outside of japan

What's wrong with movies that pander to their intended audience?

Plenty of people outside Japan love the film

Well, this film is heavily hardwired for only Japanese audiences, it will bomb overseas.

>absolute moron tries to criticize CGI
>all he can say is "it looks like a PS2!" or "it looks like an N64!"
every fucking time.

yes i would love to SEE it. tonight if possible

then is good?

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>Japanese movie for Japanese people
Where is the problem

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Most of those people haven't seen it yet, and will only praise it. The comments everywhere are how they will not dislike it no matter what.

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2014 good

Shin is trash

This

Can someone put a piece of toast in his mouth?

2014 trash

Shin is good

fixed.

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