Jesus Christ it's Jason Bourne
*shaky cam zooms in*
Jesus Christ it's Jason Bourne
*shaky cam zooms in*
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WRONG CAST!
maybe it's the lighting or the fact that everything is blue but that dude looks like a fucking alien
lmao
JESUS CHRIST THAT'S.... ME!
I waited for this line in the movie and they fucking cut it.
They also used a completely different, incomprehensible angle for Bourne knocking the guy out in one hit at the start of the movie.
Why was this movie edited to shit?
>They also used a completely different, incomprehensible angle for Bourne knocking the guy out in one hit at the start of the movie.
Wait what?
Fuck that, I was about to watch that movie on the internet because I thought that scene looked cool
When Jason Bourne auditioned for the role of Jesus Christ he bought a hot meal.
What do you think her favorite album is?
Yeah, instead of the angle they use in the trailer, they have the camera behind Bourne and over his shoulder so you can barely see it happen.
All he says in the movie is "...das him".
It's a terribly edited movie and the camera isn't held still for one second (to be expected).
She's a fan of Van Morrison and Bob Dylan.
I'll go with Highway 61 Revisited from Dylan.
When was the first time she saw a dead body, and i mean a real dead body?
When was the last time she saw Bourne?
Her mother :(
I don't think she has. The new one at least.
When and where did she see Bourne?
...asking for some friends
If she did, it'd be in Los Angeles earlier this month.
Ok.
Bourne's last wherabouts in Los Angeles!
Can we get a tap into the LA PRISM surveil?
Let's move people! We'll get him this time!
JESUS