Please DON'T come to Australia

please DON'T come to Australia

wasn't exactly planning on it

Why is Putin trying to infiltrate the Australian military?

Putin plans to annex us so he can get to our shitposting powers.

I want to invade your island.

I wont

I went to your country and it was really shit

I'm going to, and there is literally nothing you can do to stop me

again? you didn't even conquer us last time

This guy is literally Putin without mongol ancestry

I found a Putin-ish porn star a while back. Gave me a good fap

>watching porn for the MALE pornstar
kinda gay

then we'll take you by force

I went to his country and got The Clap :^)

but vietnamese girls are cute
pls come and remove the chinks. you guys hate them too right?

When's your housing market going to collapse? If housing prices suddenly drop 200k then Id move in an instant

>only drop 200k
800k is still a lot for a 3 bedroom house.
besides it wont happen until we get rid of private donations for politicians, which literally no one important wants.

i will, when shit hits the fan

you cunts still have plenty of space for chinks right ?

please DON'T watch our sport

i am too afraid of the spiders and snakes desu, would rather go to nz.

i wont
the cunt looks great but you have too much censorship senpai

Is this reverse psychology or you really don't like tourists?