Character is searching through books/files for an important plot-piece

>Character is searching through books/files for an important plot-piece
>Accidentally knocks over a book
>The item they are looking for falls out

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one of those things you roll your eyes at and then it happens to you

> character being reeled down slowly with power winch
> line looses tension and unravels at high speed

>Character goes to use a big attack on another character
>blocks most of the impact by making a big X in front of himself with his arms

>character is gay
>doesnt exhibit attention seeking behavior & symptoms of AIDS

who writes this junk?

>character searches for password
>looks around desk
>sees family photo
>types in some birthdate
>"ACCESS GRANTED"

>Sword battle breaks out
>2 characters are pushing the blades with equal strength against each other and stare aggressively into their opponent's eyes

>guy has gun
>CLICK CLACK CLONK every time he flails it around

>Fight ends with one of them cutting a rope and dropping a piano on the other guy

>character is searching for an important plot-piece
>accidentally knock over a book
>the other gun falls out

>character fires RPG
>goldeneye sound effect

>sword fight
>character blocks his opponent's strikes with the edge of the sword

oh come on this is always badass

>Guy firing gun
>It clicks more than once when its out of bullets

You'd think the unnecessary shotgun pumping would do it, but this is so much worse

>character is in a bad situation against villain
>villain has a weapon, char doesnt
>villain proceeds to throw away weapon for NO REASON and engage fist fight
EVERY FUCKING TIME

>Character picks up gun
>"We're not so different, you and I."

>character gives something meaningful to someone they truly care about
>places the item in the persons upturned palm, and gently closes the persons fingers around the item

>character does something
>other things happen
>my reaction when this does

>character makes a song about being a cuck

soundcloud.com/timheidecker/i-am-a-cuck

fuck you this is always awesome

>character has knife/sword/unarmed
>comes across enemy character with gun
>drops it and switches to whatever the other character has

>medieval sheriff is called to his superior´s office
>"thour´t fired milord. hand over the sheriff title and sword"
>character hands them over and starts leaving
>superior stops them
>"and the other sword"

when used right, like in a really personal context, I'll buy it, but for no reason whatsoever? Fuck this god damn shit.

...

>female character says she's not wearing panties
>male character finds this attractive

That's unsanitary

>He goes back to his hovel
>"How was work, my love?"
>He burns down the village and denounces the king

>Attractive female
>Remember her vagina smells and her stomach is filled with shit and she probably does stinky farts

Every fucking time

>character has a folder labelled "TOP SECRET"

>medieval setting
>gays and lesbians openly kissing

>Girl takes off her clothes
>She doesn't have a huge thick cock

>It's lying on their desk in full view and the door is unlocked