Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP in>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

:(

>still Here

hello everyone

I hate niggers

Because.
I want to be a girl.

>tfw Spice Girl doesn't work on my boner

Still queer?

Why?

spics are worse

Hi nothing
Then why are you talking to so many people
I know this isn't how you reply -_-
Hi
Queer numbers by the way

gotta make sure we claim our waifus fast before someone else does

...

Get used to it

What is her name?

Claim

Hi
Start knowing :(

Hi
Ask them
Reply properly then -_-

There's a cheater in my CS:GO match

Is it you?

I wish I knew.

Hi
How :(

Sup sug
>

Claimed.

The little girl? Or just regular type?

No

Hi nothing
No
I can't

Hi
Who's your waifu or whatever :(

Hi
Yes
Why not

>Yui claimed
Ah, I see. What'd you do today?

sounds like a productive day, at least.
I used to do that too; napping at night, I mean

Hi

Hi
What's a waifu :o

Whatya drinking?

Never said it was bad ; )

Ran-sama

Or Kurumi according to one guy

Then how can you say it's what you want?

hello how you doing?

hi, how is the day going?

Hi
Your avatar :o

Hi nothing
No
I'm on mobile ;-;

Hi juisexual
Ok

Hi
Usual, bad
Nice numbers by the way

Hi
Where do I find that :o

It just is.
I can't explain the reason why, but being a girl is like almost effortless to me, and being a guy feels...weird.

Hi
Yes
Normie :(
Nice numbers though

I know you enjoy it from the moaning when i put it in

Dr. Pepper

It's going well since im wasting time for tonight. You?

Blame your parents and friend for not enforcing gender roles

Train to my parents' house, talked a bit with my dad, went and sat down in garage, removing some paint from some models. But I'm mainly just sitting here waiting until I can sleep.
I guess I've been sitting here a few hours doing nothing.

Claiming husbando

Hi
You should have some :o
What's your discord name then :o

Nice, I prefer coffee tho

So you arent suicidal your just trans and sad because you cant afford it and your parents wont pay for it and friends dont accept it?

I-I don't know what you're talking about

Then be the girl?

Your husbando is a shit hero for shit players. Or was last time I checked, anyway. I haven't played since before Sombra.

Your face says otherwise

Claim fuck you all.

Nah they nerfed him to balance things out and his backstory is good and sad

I think I might. Ive been levelling up the villagers either way.
Why?

Claiming Megumin

not alright, having a bad time right now. posting for distracting myself

That's a secret :(

The rest of these waifus are shit, you should all feel like shit.

WELP, add music into the mix?

Hi nothing
No
I'm not ;-;
Thanks muffin
Hi
Ok
Get nice numbers then

You seem to be misunderstanding

Just tell me who you are then :(

Hi
Yes
You are
You're not welcome

...

It doesn't matter :(

There isn't much to misunderstand here.

Hi nothing
No
I'm not the one that goes to school uwu
:(

Suck my dick. My waifu can kick your waifu's ass. This is her

They did. Didn't help.

I wouldn't say suicidal. I want to die, I think about killing myself, but I wouldn't do it.

And no. I'm 28. At this point...well, I could do it, probably, but it's too late.

Its never to late you just have to increase your amount faster. Fo it and be happy or accept that you are a guy and just be gay

It does to me :(

Hi
Yes
I'm not the one who talks to people owo
:)

Hello, what've you been up to today?
if you don't want to talk to me don't force yourself to reply
retarded question but you can actually remove paint from the models? didn't know that.
I've definitely wasted a few hours just sitting around before; I actually find myself doing it more often that I used to.

i'm already watching sgdq i will at some point thanks

sure

You're awfully cruel

Do you feel like you're an unaccomplished man?

Even the husbandos? Are they shit?

>not suicidal
Must be nice.

Then give me a name :o

Coffee gives me the runs. So i drink them about every two months
Hope you're holding on dude

Hi nothing
No
The last time I said anything to anyone that wasn't in my family (excluding the last 2 weeks) was half a year ago uwu
;-;
Hi juisexual
I do though
Get nice numbers so we have something to talk about :o

Im actually quite nice

Hi
Thanks
Nice numbers by the way

I normally drink 'bout 3~5 cups a day? I'm kinda addicted

Hi
Nothing

I need to know who i'm talking to first :o

Hi
Yes
Come and talk to me then owo
:D

There's only so much you can do, you know, once you're past puberty.

On the contrary. I'm very successful and doing work that I enjoy. I just have felt hollow and empty for the longest time. Being female gets rid of that.

Then do what you can and stop worrying about what you cant. While your at it get on your knees a serve me like a good girl

Hah. Coffee to purge. Thats new.

>front towards enemy
Holding a claymore to her face is dangerous

...

Hi
No
Ok get a taxi up here uwu
;-;

Hi
But you don't know me :(

But you say such dirty things about me
And they aren't even true!

I'm pretty sure you'd just be a girl with a hollow feeling

Hi yui

you'll just say nice numbers and i'll say thank you, nothing to talk about there.
you don't give me anything to talk about either, so everything we say feels scripted.
then watch anime or something it's better than nothing, even if you don't watch anime anymore

With a toothbrush, ethanol, and time, you can. Just need to let them soak for a few hours, then brush them with some more ethanol.

Hm. Maybe there's another, easier way to fill the hollowness?
Or become the girl, whatever. I can't really tell you what to do here.

>arent true
Stop lying.
And you know im playing

>Suck my dick

Time and place?

thanks trying my best, i hope you are alright.

hello
So you want to repaint them? Or just... unpaint them?

Hi juisexual
But I like repetition ._.

Hi
Yes
I have no money :(
:c

Hi
Then i can start to know you :(

I don't know any good ones

Hi nothing
No
Steal some uwu
:'c

Hi
How does that work :o

then besides sleeping, what did you do today?
can I recommend some?

I'm not lewd
Next you'll be saying Nixon is a crook or Bill Clinton did have sexual relations with that woman