/balt/ + /ausnz/

new thread edition

TOO EARLY REEEEEEEEE

I very much dislike people who make new threads too early.

stop making shitty anime editions and i stop making threads early

this thread is hella lameballs

lel that's a good idea

I'm not that guy

last anime edition was like 3 days ago
wait until the bump limit like everybody else

yes you have to seem funny or different because those girls might get tens of mathes or even more

...

yes, you're right. thank you user

no problem lad

yes you did now stop doing it in the future and we're good

>cheated on my gf again yesterday

She can't cuck me if I cuck her first

>it's snowing again
ah yes, spring

libas labas nigus

Hah
It's sunny here now

What you blokes do for a living?

That depends not on a country, but on the individual and how often he has sex. btw that is gay

Forgot to tell that it is not gay if the balls don't touch, this is the golden rule.

i suck cocks

Have you ever been to Vladivostok?

дc-2? it'll be snowing on friday again

Have you ever been to Vladivostok?

no only in Khabarovsk

Have YOU?

Just дc

no why would i?
travelling through the whole russia would probably cost me more than visiting lithuania

How was it?

Because vistiing exocitc places in your country must be so interessting, user-sama!

No sadly not ;_;

worse than Vladivostok '='

>go on real estate website looking for rental properties
>filter search to remove all pre-furnished homes
>nearly every single fucking result it returns is a pre-furnished home
Just kill me lads; I'm over the retardation.

ohh :(

Being comfy in bed eating vanilla & passion fruit ice cream.

you can stay at my flat until you find some place you can rent user

I'm a janitor

Thanks, that's very kind of you; but there may be a logistical problem or two involved in all that.

Can I do that too?

yeah you're more than welcome

Wish I had a female in my life 2bh.

Thanks, you are a good person.

r8 my homework lads

I have been watching the Simpsons for 6 hours straight

what's happened to your mommy?

Looks very good mate

you're gay

>exocitc places
vladivostok is just a typical russian shithole judging by photos

Grass is always greener m8. You either wallow away in miserable lonliness or you have your life ripped to pieces by ungrateful banshees who dig their claws in and bleed you dry. You cannot win in this; nobody can.

that is nothing I remember when I was a kid I watched dragon ball z for 14 hours in a single day.
From morning to the evening.

I wish i had a close female friend, but not romantically involved so she couldn't hurt me.

Why?

wtf this person looks like he is of stone

i dunno, maybe i'm a fool. But i like females.

does she have a benis?

Hi /brit/ HR here

I'm afraid we're going to have to request you take back the rogue australians and new zealanders from our general

they're running amok

Thanks,

/brit/

alri

>I like females

you can have them

but first you must solve this riddle of our ancestors:

What is smelly and sneaky and wants to conquer Vilnius???

only the cute ones

>What is smelly and sneaky and wants to conquer Vilnius???

a lithuanian?

>want a female friend
>BUT it has to be a cute one
hmmm

russians, clearly

pretty much this yeah, i have standards.

a girl

standarts for a friend?
you choose your friends on how cute or good looking they are?

no, just the one close female friend like i said.

having good looking female friends increases your social standing

poles

>there's a Starbucks in my town
>Filled with numales and Tumblrinas

Damn the Americanization

On a side note: true coffee is supposed to be black like a niggers ass. When you order watered down sugar milk then u should kys

still strange, but I understand(nobody likes ugly people)
I see
This is really educational

Russians aren't smelly dumb ass bong

shut up ivan, you're clearly biased

>even going to niggerbucks

>tfw i can't leave my house and don't meet a /fa/ football fans

idi naxuj suka

i met girls in who said exactly this. like they will not go out or even walk on the streets with an unattractive person especially a guy since it can make other people think they are 'lower' (or i don't know how to translate it into english properly).

see, the latvian gets it.

>Brit
>Hygiene
pick one stupid dumb ass shit
Russians had sauna in every house when you fucking animals lived with pigs

fuck off danskjavel
>had
past tense you poor as fuck commie motherfucker

what town though?

My bathroom is bigger than your fucking house angloshit

What town do you think is the capital of hipster numales and feminists?

Narva

eeh Tartu?

what kind of made up word is that? Danskjavel?

Ivan is awful bitter lads

im off back to /brit/

toodle pip

having ugly male friends will make you look better

Atlanta and Toronto

Bingo.
Narva is the capital of AIDS

best bros
aka poles

>Bingo.

I haven't been to Tartu for 7 years atleast. Was thinking of checking out ERM in spring/summer though.

ERM is pretty based. Estonia has 1 official AntiFa group, and it's based in Tartu. That's all u need to know about this town

so it is like the male version of cheerleader effect

> your old teacher messages you on fb(best teacher ever desu)
> sends you old images of you
Nostalgiatrip.jpg
> spwak about stuff for a bit
> she tells you how you always thought differently and were special
Amibeingcalledautistic.jpg

Lads, was i just called an autist by my favourite teacher?

I fucked my old English teacher some time ago

Yes.

she is into you
fuck her

Send me also old images of you.

Oh yeah, i guess they are "protecting" the foreign students?

she wants to have sex with you

They are pretty much a group of twinks. They cannot fight for shit but act militant af. I wish a AntiFa nigga would tbqh, I'd down them in a second.