/bb/ Big Brother 18

Paul is a floater edition

Previously on /bb/: HoH (Head of Household): Nicole
Veto: top qt
HoH Nominations: YaBoy / Reddit

Most Likely Going Home: sorry Ian. Your waifu is done.

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Nicole should have been working on jury management all along. Instead she ratted Zakiyah out to Paulie, as opposed to being a true friend. She didn't come clean with Day right before she walked out the door. She didn't try to get to know Bridgette at all. And now, she isn't being nice to Michelle, made an necessary deal with James, and only recently started talking to Natalie.

Nicole is fucked against anyone but Corey

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Gross ass. But is that some shelli ass in the pink?

Beck Beck

that's trainfu

I still don't see why anybody thinks Vic can win. The HGs are retarded but not vote for a twice evicted HG retarded

That's her best angle

so the Passive (competitive strategy) is the best strat right?

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Depends on your social strategy. Also kind of depends on your body type I think. It's hard to be passive and look like a physical threat

Literally no one is voting Vic to win.

Reddit mentioned she most likely wouldn't
Corey/Nicole mentioned today that they wouldn't because it's not fair
Even Paul is fine going to the end with him because he hasn't been voted out

I keep seeing people say that the jurors are voting for who they like but don't realize that the jury gives you so much time to decompress and think rationally. Plus, they'll have Dr Will to set them straight.

>implying they won't completely misunderstand dr will and vote for vic

>Dr Will

I wonder if his face is always so immobile or if he gets an extra few doses of botox before getting on the BB finale

>Paul is a floater

piiiissseedddd bud

vic fried some squid last night

whats his problem? i would be cooking that shit every which way. they let them add spices and shit

>he thinks the feeders chose the HN foods

Isn't fried squid called calamari? What's wrong with it?

I would honestly date Nicole. she seems sweet and honest.

this is of course looking past her desperate need to have a dick in her life (Hayden to Corey in less than 2 seconds)

they said the squid smelled bad it didnt smell fresh

why is reddit eating the squid when she isn't a have not

yeah the stuff they left out on the table for an hour but they can request fresh

I don't trust any of them to know what fresh squid is like in any sense

Her low intelligence would really turn me off and yes I'm tipping all my fedoras right now.

>she has to make herself look like she did at the POV ceremony to give her DR session

>implying Dr Will won't mist the jurors into voting /fit/

Which BB winners should have an asterisk due to blatant game breaking production twists that handed them the win?

dick

alright assbutts everyone respond to me the state you live in.

I'm in PA and have no desire to see gnat or paulie and woud want to go to a Vic or Bridg1930
e meet.whats up /bb/

This is a weird post

suck my post bitch

Are you drunk

very

Why do you live in Pennsylvania

I was born here and I love owning a farm and working in an office at the same time. best of both worlds

Farms are gross

Born in NY, grew up in Maine, live in Texas m8

you eat what I grow nigger. niggers can't grow shit and that's why you're mad at the world

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Luckily we will be able to get rid of farmers soon and just grow everything in a lab. Then we can use all that land for something useful

>niggers
>grow
>lab
>useful

can't wait to see it

Nicole is actually the worst thing to listen to. I don't know if it's the edit or what but I can't recall a single time where she was asked a question and she responded with something that wasn't 'I don't know...', 'i'm so confused', or 'this is haaaaard'.

She cried about Corey once

Why?

Nominated w/ roadkill

WA

James is desperately trying to be a bro tonight

set up a bridge meet up

Jordan Lloyd
Evel Dick
For this season it will be Natalie.

are feeds interesting at all or should i do something else

What has production done for Natalie?

Def Evel Dick...literally only saved by 'Americas player' twist

where is she even from? CA?

This dude is so obsessed with BB still, the show the guests literally everything to do with BB...still claims to be "one of the best players in history"

no. but she lives there

Helps explain why she is a dumb ho

Nothing yet but there is no fucking way Grodner is gonna let her and/or james slip this close to the end.
Mark my words they will win HoH and Veto next week, and the week after will get some special power

>she responded with something that wasn't 'I don't know...', 'i'm so confused', or 'this is haaaaard'.
that's her strategy

no u

skip them. Watch something else

nat is giving meech some competition with the eating

which is what i was asking but since you want to sperg

where was she born and raised then?

But even in her DR segments she acts the same

mother fricker

Is there a streamable.com list for last season?

do these people not know about preheating pans?

Are you the same co/ck/ that complains about it every time they don't do it?

and now nat is spooning hummus onto her carrot shit just put in her mouth and then putting the spoon back in and she will put that in the fridge and other people will eat it later

get a fucking bowl and put some it in

no, just when i notice it

You can be the first chef on /bb/

Is Natalie adorable or annoying?

streamable.com/gvgu

For the next hour she wouldn't stop talking about how she almost burned down the house and killed everybody. She kept imploring anyone who would listen to never trust her to cook again. The answer is annoying

nat has been eating for over an hour straight and meech is now eating from the hummus she was eating from

>Vic just stands there shaking his head.

Based.

annoying.

Nah. Just use bbviewer to watch last seasons feeds

>I almost DIED
>I almost killed all of us
I could only make it a minute. She's annoying.

Rachel BB13

she didnt stop for like 30 minutes

I wish there were a grease fire so she would pour water on it and I would laugh.

Annoying with out a doubt. God I want her out so badly.

vic is redpilled on walmart
damn son

the best showmance since the birdy shot

streamable.com/1oa1

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nicory is literally the worst showmance in the history of the show

corey is annoyed with her antics but at least he has a pussy and boobs laying on him

i love bridge

but

corey has done nothing wrong this season and is our guy

dont worry that have absolutely no chance after the show

He tried to slutshame bridge for being friends w/ Frank

Looks like our girl Big Munch Moo is leaving

>streamable.com/1oa1
>tfw you have to cuddle nicole and not el/fit/ at night

rate: streamable.com/1tmd

we all know they were more then friends

doesn't really matter famalam, his comments were rude

what did michelle do to make jokers dislike her more then nicole?

campaign against paul or something?

general insanity

>flipped on Paul/Vic
>went back to her old bitchy self
>did Natalie's bidding instead of thinking about her own game

he nominated bridge on the DE and then pushed to have her evicted. bridge would still be in the house right now and probably wouldnt even be OTB to go home

he robbed us of weeks of bridgette reaction pics and webms

fuck him

lol fuck off, she was gonna start acting like natalie and begging for votes from america.

natalie was gonna fully poison her

You know what they say
>crazy in the head, crazy in the bed

ian will be a lucky guy