How to get a jewish waifu Sup Forums?

how to get a jewish waifu Sup Forums?

Shake your piggybank in a mall and wait.

post more of this girl now

just reverse image search it and dump it here

>Go to Starbucks in Jewish neighborhood
>Place your order
>Loudly announce "Oy vey! I cant close my wallet with all these meshuggenah credit cards!"
>Brace for impact

i will do this just for the lulz as soon as im back in town center

go to israel

>no money to travel

join the israeli military

U ain't getting a Jew then

how to money?

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dame look at her
i think i fell in love

>ywn hold hands on and stargaze from atop the turret of a Merkava
I didn't even realize this was a feel I could feel.

itt post best jwaifu

If you don't have money you can be a charming, endearing intellectual with a devil's wit!

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be jew

how to jew?

how to get a jewish waifu Sup Forums?

have lots of money and a cut dick

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