Tfw too intelligent to watch television or film

>tfw too intelligent to watch television or film

wow

man,i would kill for a joint

yes

Tfw too smart too get a job
Wagecucks btfo

Me 2
Maybe we could smoke each other's joints

This one's for you guys

Reported

tfw too intelligent to read or study academic material

Good luck I'm behind 7 proxies

>rolling a tobacco cig like it was a weed joint
why

I'm in Germany. It's normal here to smoke weed mixed with tobacco.
Why else would I have long papes

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op is too dumb for even a Roland Emmerich movie.

>mixing weed with tobacco
I thought only Amerifats did that shit

Why would you make a bad thing from 2 good things?

Send a puff through the web for me

That's disgusting.

thanks,german fellow

Because weed is 12,50/g here and I like to enjoy my joint for more than just 10 minutes

Sent

why? Is a only weed joint considered too strong or something?

>tfw you see your comment on someone else's screen halfway across the globe

If you roll smaller joints with the same amount of weed and less baccy they last about the same but taste way better

I used to do that too but only do 1 paper now, get just as high

Not at all. Well for some it is. I sometimes smoke a pure joint before going into a movie. Sometimes I just eat a brownie

Nah tight joints suck. Also it depends on the tobacco. I use American Spirit or Pueblo mostly

Better watch out tonight. Reported

>tfw have to wait until November to smoke

I heard drinking 3 liters of camomile tea a day helps with drug tests in near future

Why?

Shitty pic. Doesn't even have a Sup Forums tab

>tfw too intelligent for anything but ledeckyposting

A
FUCKING
FRIDGE

How can terrestrial women even compete?

r u saying that her purity is out of this world? i agree

Yea well I bet she could beat you up you PUNK!

Not if I have the high ground. How good do you think does she swim in lava?

>How good do you think does she swim in lava?

You underestimate my autism

she would probably win a few gold medals for it and set a world record

Well I just shoot her before throwing her out of a plane
>she didn't swim so good

And become a dark lord of the sith?

>tfw no sithlord ledecky gf
;_;

Nah americas do it less than Europeans it seems. Here, a spliff is a thing but it's not super common. In the UK a spliff is the go-to for most people.
Spliff = half tobacco half weed if anyone didn't know

Only through me can you find the power to save the tendies you care about

Thanks reddit.

I would strangle to death every youngling with my bear hands if it pleased her ;_;

She can blow up my Alderaan anytime if you catch my drift

test

your reddit

You mean you're too retarded to enjoy yourself