Monkey Paw Thread: I Stole This From Sup Forums Version

Monkey Paw Thread: I Stole This From Sup Forums Version

post a Sup Forums related wish and other anons determine the twist

I wish Sup Forums was gone from Sup Forums.

this should be fun

I wish Sup Forums would gb2r

I sex Ellen Paige

the twist is that you will just be left with Reddit and sjws

Christina Hendricks does a vanilla porn scene with a white man.

OP goes back to Sup Forumseddit.

>Sup Forums
>not reddit
Sup Sup Forums and reddit. SJWs don't spam here at least.

r/theDonald turned Sup Forums into Reddit.

Matt Le Blanc buys me a hot dinner.

The white man is Harry Dean Stanton.

I wish for a third season of True Detective.

hi Kanbaru

The man is Barry White.

Anyone have that dark skin girl doll super creepy pic?

As director.

Capeshit no longer exists

>not posting "a vanilla porn scene with ME"

user you have to cover all you're bases, so shit like doesn't happen.

The twist is he only has Courteney Cox's house

The twist is that you are now a rapist who is on the sex offender registry

How about Jaleel White, in full Urkel mode.

the twist is its the same hot dog from his first commercial just heated up in an old gas station microwave

twist is it's starring and directed by tarantino

facebookers take their place

Neither does Capekino

Capekino does and nothing else is posted.

The white man is actually Jewish

Worth it.

>starring and directed by tarantino
Well I have enjoyed his work, what could possibly go wrong?

I wish Sup Forums would only talk about kino

Since you spelled her name wrong the twist is that you'll behaving sex with Ellen Paige, 76 year old grandmother to 45 from northern Kentucky.

Chloxee aerobic vids

Sam Hyde does an AMA on Sup Forums

Capekino and BLACKED kino are the only things discussed.

>achieved by permamuting (You)

twist: it's a threeway with elaine paige as well

Chloe Grace Moretz fully transitions into a buff man and starts doing action films

I wish for abatap to come back

Marty fucks his mom in back to the future

I wish Pushing Daisies was never cancelled.

Paul Feig gets hired as headwriter after season 2

FUCK

The twist is that Sup Forums was deleted and you all have to go back to redddit

The twist is it's only BLACKED kino

He doesn't respond to any questions asked and only shills his show.

You get your wish, and the trend of quality from the first two seasons continues.

Anime adaptations.

this is actually the twist to the wish "i wish chloe moretz was good again"

She's a blonde manlet and wears lifts and stands on boxes in every shot