Hey Sup Forums got any autist stories? I have one from a few days ago

hey Sup Forums got any autist stories? I have one from a few days ago.

>be me
>work at mcdonald's for two weeks after high school
>get used to stupidity from customers and my managers
>be cleaning floor behind counter
>its slow so i take time in between customers to clean my area
>three customers walk into store
>i greet them
>the three are two women, and one boy
>one woman seems to be older, obviously the grandmother of the family
>the other woman seems to be in her late 20s early 30s, mother of the child
>boy seems to be 8-10 years old, normal looking kid
>boy and grandmother walks to booth and sit down
>mother comes up to counter to give order to me
>mother speaks
>"HI UHHH....I WANT 3 KIDS MEALS"
>now, I understand different symptoms of autism since my mother was a diagnostician for a local school district
>I immediately understand the mother of this child has autism
>ohboy.jpg
>this is going to be an interesting shift.

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>I ask her what kind of kids meal she would like
>"CHICKEN NUGGETS UHH FRESH, FRIES AND NUGGETS FRESH."
>"Yes ma'am, would you like apple slices, yogurt, or extra fries?"
>lady takes a moment to think of what to order
>she turns back to her mother (grandmother) and her son
>"HEY DO YOU GUYS WANT APPLE SLICES OR YOGURT"
>mind she is only looking at the ground while talking to me and her family
>she doesn't even wait for a reply and just tells me she wants two with apple slices and one with a yogurt for her
>i comply
>she repeats her order when i am trying to repeat it back to her to verify
>never looks at me in the eye
>i look back at her table while she is paying and her son is under the table
>i realize it is not only her who is autistic
>who lets an autists procreate?
>was it rape?
>start to think this is one weird family

I went to McDonald's yesterday and got a Filet-O-Fish combo and a Jalapeño Double. I was eating it in my vehicle in the parking lot and listening to an audio book when I glanced up and saw the McDonald's worker I ordered from was outside having a cigarette.

She waved at me and I nodded and had to wait 7 minutes before she went back inside and I could eat in comfort again. I don't think that employees should be bothering or even trying to socialize with customers outside of the McDonald's restaurant or drive through, but that is another story.

I went to McDonald's for dinner last night and got a Big Mac combo and a 10 piece Chicken McNuggets with barbecue dipping sauce. As I was driving to the second window the same girl was still working. She was acting somewhat obsequious and attempting small talk when she asked, 'why don't you come eat inside instead of in the parking lot'.

That really bothered me for many reasons. First of all, I don't want my routine or actions to be tracked by a fast food employee. Secondly, she should not try to tell me how I should live my life. I do not want to eat inside because I find it less comfortable and would much rather be inside my vehicle listening to an audiobook and enjoying myself and my privacy.

Overall, I think it was very unprofessional to bring this up. I should have a clean slate with each drive through visit, not have to get the third degree because I committed some sort of faux pas. Which I don't think I did, because I often see people eating in fast food parking lots. How does she know I am not busy going to work or somewhere in a rush?

How do you feel about eating in your vehicle in the parking lot of a fast food restaurant versus eating inside the restaurant?

Bump

Maybe she has a crush on you?

>i get their order out to them and i continue my mcdonald duties
>my job is trash and im over qualified for this type of work
>i notice loudness from the lobby
>its the autism bunch
>the child has been jumping on the tables and going under making a mess
>dont really give a fuck because I have to clean anyway
>grandmother is fed up
>grandmother speaks sternly at child
>mother of child is busy eating her six piece chicken nuggets, playing with a dispicable me toy, and suckling down a go-gurt
>grandmother gets up and moves the mother of the child
>mother stands up and eats her fucking nuggets while starting and laughing at her own mother trying to control her grandson
>jesus christ this is a recipie for disaster

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Asking Sup Forums for autism stories is like asking a library for directions

What did he mean by this?

>he thinks this isn't pasta
>being a summer fag in le current year

> using "le"

Think of it this way
"Uh, do you know where the books are?"

Why would I want to read a book for directions? You're retarded

m.youtube.com/watch?v=UytR7NCKUNg

>autism bunch finishes their meal
>autism jr goes to playland to be autistic around the slightly less autistic children
>a kid fight breaks out
>autism jr punches a kid, he wanted to ride the slide first
>i mean if i wanted to ride first, i would punch a kid
>never hung around playscapes when i was a kid because disgusting children
>grandmother and mother go to control autism jr
>autism jr wont have it, throws tantrum right in fron of playland door
>people are having trouble getting in and out of playland for 8 minutes
>kid is on the floor screeching for EIGHT FUCKING MINUTES
>mother is laughing because autism
>grandmother seems to be embarrassed
>feel bad for grandmother, she probably has to deal with her autistic daughter and her autist spawn on the daily
>i watch the commotion from behind counter dying from wanting to laugh at autism bunch

i dont even know what to say to you, maybe you're the father of autism jr

holy fuck kid you're new. just answer honestly, how many months?

>my life

16 months. ;-;

That's not an argument. Do you read books for directions, yes or no?

It didn't say the person asking the question was asking a book you dumbfuck

>grandmother finally calms autism jr down
>grandmother scolds her own daughter for being shit mom
>grandmother comes to counter asking me if we have any kids toys in the shape of a ball
>autism jr calms down when he has a ball to play with
>show her an array of toys we have
>none will do
>kid goes back into tantrum mode
>entire store is staring at them now
>they leave in a hurry
>autism mom is picking at left overs from her family's meals
>again, who let this person have children?
>i get it, people with autism are different but can still function
>but sometimes if you have some sort of mental disability maybe it isnt a good idea to have a child

be responsible Sup Forumsros

Really? What's this then >"Uh, do you know where the books are?"
At first I was just trolling, but you're for real retarded

BUT WHERE THE FUCK DOES IT SAY HE ASKS A BOOK?

weapons-grade autism

GIB MY ME GOD DAMN BOOK YOU FUCCCING NGIGGER. fuuUUUUUccK

>the dad fucked her 'cause she's easy
>she's too stupid to take the pill
>she's too stupid to know she's a pregger until it's too late
>"father" fucks out
>grammy is stuck with spawn and spawns spawn

Asking where the books are, asking for a book, as if there's a difference. God damn you're dumb dude lol

How old are you? Just curious

The meaning of the first post is that the person asks where the books are, but that is stupid because it's a library where there are books everywhere

But who reads a book for directions though?

>mfw grandma didn't see all this coming
>mfw it is 100% her fault for having kids
>mfw she thought maybe she could have a nice happy family
>mfw she let daughter reproduce when abortion is a thing
>mfw she doesn't let them run wild and cause mass havok
>mfw grandma doesn't sit at home and 420 blz it errday like all smart grandmas should.

I e n j o y y o u ' r e g o o d p o s t
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No one does, the person was asking where the books are not reading the book for directions

>No one does,
bitch don't tell me what I can or can not do, I navigated my own way across the yukon territory with nothing but a copy of "tom sawyer's guide to trappin out your hood 1867"

Okay no one reads a book for directions. So he asked where the books are, presumably to look for directions? What the hell are you even saying?

I am once again offended by your gross assumptions, refer to post

He asked, presumably a librarian, where the books are, as in he asked the librarian for directions

The only thing gross here is your lack of intelligence to be honest

Wrong person, just an user making a top kek

Yeah, no

That's not at all what he said in context. Nice try moving the goal posts

What fucking context are you talking about? All the person said was "Uh, do you know where the books are?"

you probably aren't even woke you normie piece of shit

So is autism a form of retardation? I thought it was a social disorder meaning they have a hard time grasping social constructs.

Which makes NO fucking sense in the context of looking for directions. I feel bad for you at this point kid. Just close your fucking browser and go to bed, it's embarrassing.

>implying you know my power level
>posts a picture of a gatekeeper
pls

It's. Just. Someone. Asking. Where. The. Books. Are.
What is your definition of asking for directions?

>implying I don't know your power level right now
>implying I am not using your brain cells as nodes for my botnet right now
>implying your implications imply any further outcome than the *(implied) outcome reached within your tiny monkey brain
Yeh I'd stay in your lane b4 you get urself reel fucked in m8

>It's. Just. Someone. Asking. Where. The. Books. Are.
Yeah, to look for directions.

>implying I don't know about inner-dimensional space aliens in direct communication with international bankers ruling the world through a satanic pyramid system
You're just some bogpilled faggot thinking you've got it figured out

Ffs, the person is asking where the books are meaning that the person being asked the question will respond with something like "over there" or "Down there and to the left" meaning that the main person is asking for directions of where the books are

Just...stop you fucking idiot.
If you can't tell he's fucking with you, you need to rethink a few things.

That comment is a step short of bouncing your face off the keyboard and hitting post. I want you to know that.

By the way, when is the last time you went to the library for directions to get some where? Oh yeah, never. Idiot.

You haven't seen the stupidity I've seen on Sup Forums before this, shit lowered my bait standards

What do you get out of a post like that? Semi-serious question

It's not bait really. It simply doesn't make sense in context and people have a hard time admitting when they said something stupid.

That's some shitty ass pasta you got there

It's only shit if no one responds, yet they do.

mfw autism thread degenerates into literal, unfiltered autism

I sensibly chuckled the whole way through

I was very recently played by a bitch like this. Slightly less autistic than the mother in OP's story, but on the spectrum nonetheless. Actually found her to be very pleasant to be around but she was still female therefor a cheating bitch. Pretty sure she'll end up like this by the guy she's now with. Oh, and she's 23 lives with her grandparents.

>implying my post was bait
The stupidity must have really latched on at the core because you can't understand the fact that looking for directions is a simple thing that adults do when it is necessary. Libraries are at their core, an information source so why would I not be able to simply go in to a library and ask for fucking directions? Like jesus christ man are you even proofreading your posts before you post them? Can't wait for summer to end so I don't have to deal with these 8th graders on my board.

post pics

Yr autismo my friend