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Hobart Hurricanes 114/6 (18/20 ov)
vs Perth Scorchers

Melbourne Stars vs Sydney Sixers

TEST
Bangladesh 289
New Zealand 260/7 (71 ov)

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Imagine living in a country so backwards that it still operates on a five day week lmao

Dat casual racism from Howie

Literal africans are NOT welcome here.

First for holly's a slut.

saxshit on hit and run while biking watch

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looking for your thoughts goosey
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Only people in the service industry work on weekends you literal autist, so enjoy pumping my gas on Saturdays!

>living in the 20th century
kek

Fell asleep for a few overs there lads
Just got more tired

What's for dinner lads?

Wellington Phoenix NOW

>gas
Lay off the American cock

is that saxsons twink mate?

>not putting your own petrol in
>gas

how cucked are you by BSAs m8

>poo peeland still has people who are employed to pump petrol
lol

Two beef souvlakia.

I had an Argentinian traveler ask me how to pump petrol once. I had to even show him what the numbers mean

Thoughts on Damien Fleming as a player and commentator?

good player formerly good commentator

The people who pump gas here are more intelligent and qualified than your prime minister

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REKT

>there are people in this thread that don't know how to pump petrol, change a tire or start a lawnmower

wait do kiwis unironically call it gas?

literally cuck: the nation

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Poo peelanders aren't people

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I have never mowed a lawn in my life

I can do 2/3

Boss always has the flashest ute.

kek the meaningless afl preseason literally gets 120k+ on paytv

kek

Excellent post

YEAH ONE DAY MASON YOU LITTLE FAGGOT

>Equating not having to do something with being unable to do something.

Some of us have got better things to do with our time mate.

>whiteman
racist †bh

Who else drivesautebutnotatradie here?

And i'm one of them

I can do all of those, but only the third one is enjoyable.

Is Klinger related to a Klingon?

>Poo Peeland unironically call their petrol gas
KEK You can't make this shit up.

wide
four
four

What a shit excuse for an import

i mow the grass early on weekends just to be annoying

Enjoying this new meme where ausfailians get wound up about calling it gas tbqh lads.

thoughts?

>Blasting sixes/homeruns is considered out.

Why do you do this Finland?

>calls gas anything other than gas

gay tbqh

Professional Pesapallo player here AMA

were you born with autism or was it something you gained later in life?

is the south island an autist quarantine zone?

>calling a liquid "gas"

literally retarded Tbh

>after complaining about food prices, facilities and staff attitude.
what a mong

you only complain after you've gotten all your food

Fuck off, the North Island is. South Island Best Island.

fuck you

Petrol or gas. who gives a fuck you desperate twerp.

This, how much of a retard can you be to be a cunt to people that handle your food

Honestly if you don't want shit or any other fluid or object in your food then you cook it yourself

spoken like a true queenslander

the ice cream was 'complimentary'

>Wankush

south island's autist powers drew the christchurch earthquake

sounds like a shit place m8

it's still stupid

I caught it from /hoc/.

And no, the autist quarantine zone is in Palmy North.

good. serves the stupid cow right.

Really dislike the Marsh bros lads

Fuck off back to Quebec you cheese eating surrender monkey, don't ever talk about New Zealand again because you don't have a fucking clue.

>cheese eating surrender monkey

how much did it cost to license that phrase? how did you afford it? i can only imagining disability benefits covering so much

Had to google permutations lads

t. poobart

its okay. i had to google plethora a week ago

is it just auckland then?

Gatecunt

I already knew what that meant and occasionally use it in normal conversation ama

Are you a fucking loser?

poobart

>NZ vs Canada
>8 times the population
>Dollar is only worth 5 cents more

Jesus it must be embarrassing living your life as America's hat.

wrong gatecuck poobart is shit

no ama

Nah, I know from now on you'll just lie given your last response

canada has to worry about competitive exports lad. we can't just dump excess mouths to feed on australia

side note, are new zeelanderqueers a foot shorter than australians?

DJing at the Basement Jaxx afterparty tonight AMA

6'3" here you curry-munching faggot.
AMA

Are you a fucking loser?

>From a continental perspective, 78% of Canadian exports (by value) were delivered to its North American Free Trade Agreement partners, United States and Mexico.

Holy shit you can't make this up. You literally have nothing to offer the world.

Yes, ausGODs are larger and more muscular on average

lad, i can't hear you from beneath the coffee table. please come out eh

Can you get me in la'

>basement jaxx
Sure is 2002 around here

I'm posting in /cric/ aren't I?

>it's a statscunt starts ranting about economics and international trade episode

elite truths my leaf friend

pic related

Palmy North is not Auckland eh

Fuck me, they must be sweating from Trump's rhetoric

basement jaxx just hit poo peeland kek

always knew they were 20 years behind

>having to put shit on a boat to sell it
meme-tier economy you have there lad

Reminder that in Australia's game against Poo Peeland in the CWC they were unironically playing awful music from the early 2000s

not really, Canada is basically a frozen version of >us, they're exporting raw materials. Trump can't tweet Lockheed Martin to make a pile of oil appear

>Guns n Roses are hitting Poopeelia next month
Who knew they were 40 years behind

What else should we do? We're a fucking island you mongoloid. Does your ocean buy your products? Also,

>What is a plane

just found that it. is this autist settlement intentionally set in the middle of a projected lava flow?