ITT: We post our secrets. The deeper, the darker, the better

ITT: We post our secrets. The deeper, the darker, the better.

I've fapped to nn models and a child's swimsuit pageant before.

I'm about to be convicted of a felony (eluding) and I want to an hero before they imprison me.

Damn Sup Forumsrother stay strong

That's drastic.

Hi again everybody

I've been blackmailed into sending nudes and had them posted online without my consent multiple times (to the point I pretty much check daily to see if they've been uploaded so I can get them taken down). I actually kind of liked the whole blackmail experience (pictures being posted aside) and hate myself for it.

I wet the bed until i was in 5th grade

Same here. Ruined sheets but built character.

in b4 the dumbarse that always posts about his 8 and 10yo nephews.

Were you blackmailed by Keksimus Maximus? If so how's it going Michelle?

When i was 9 or 10 years old, i accidentaly sat on a cat and killed it.

R.I.P.

Nope.

I have a huge voyeur fetish. I have spied on nearly every member of my family, friends, neighbors for years....even on my own wife for kicks.

Damn. I was hoping you were her. Then I'd know she didn't kill herself. Honest to god I think she might have.

Well that just got seriously dark

Do you live in Denver by chance and have a name that starts with A?

Nope

I've known my best friend since we were 2-3 years old. His family is like a second family to mine, everyone treats me like I'm their other son, brother or nephew.

Well, all was going well until puberty hit. He has an older sister who is absolutely fucking gorgeous. I'm an ass man, and she had a stupidly fat ass. So, I started to sneak into her room when we were home alone, and get a whiff of those lacy Victoria Secret panties in the laundry hamper. That wasn't enough, so I stole a pair and vigorously masturbated with it. Had fantasies of fucking her in the ass and just cumming in her asshole.

Well, this most recent New Years Eve, he threw a party with her (She's in her mid 20s now) while his mom and dad left for I think their anniversary thing. We had about 20 people over and everyone was drinking. Well, I took it upon myself to keep bringing her favorite drink to her (Rum+Coke) until I knew she was outright fucking WASTED (cont)

I can already see how this ends and god dammit user how do you fuck up a true friendship like that for some puss?

I sometimes fantasize about anonymous gay sex. No homo though

This oughta be good

(cont)

Anyhow, I told my best friend that she's done for the night and I was going to put her in her room and lock the door then come back downstairs for the party. He was drunk as shit, didn't care and I guided her up into the room. She went to the bathroom first, puked her guts out and crawled into bed, passing out in her sun-dress. I literally spent 10 minutes trying to wake her, but she was OUT. So I stole one of her condoms she had in a drawyer, rolled one on my dick and stuck the tip of my cock in her asshole for about 10 seconds or so. I did a pump or two but she was tight, I was too nervous and excited and came in the condom. I licked her ass a few seconds and fixed her up and tucked her in. Threw the condom outside in the garage under beer cans and shit, actually tucking it in so it won't be found.

We continue the party, and to this day nobody found out. She doesn't know a goddamn thing.

TL;DR - Had anal sex with my BFF's drunk and unconscious sister, and got away with it.

>stuck the tip of my cock in her asshole for about 10 seconds or so. I did a pump or two but she was tight, I was too nervous and excited and came in the condom. I licked her ass a few seconds
That's just pathetic

Have you fucked your best friend's sister and got away with it?

>No?

Okay, then shut the fuck up. I was at a party and didn't want to get caught, I couldn't pump into her for 30 minutes like I wish I could if it were actually consensual.

Similar experience here, though she was a close friends girl. I didn't go that far though, just played with her tits a little bit while jerking.

What do you mean "eluding"? You have been eluding taxes?

>Calling 10 seconds of just the tip anal sex, anal sex

This is the equivalent of a kid sticking it in for 10 seconds cumming and then bragging about it to his friends.

From as back as I can remember my step dad was doing sexual things with me. I honestly can't remember the actual first time I was so young. He raised me to think it was normal and what girls were expected to do for boys. He made me also "take care" of my step brother while he watched us. My mom was always working, she was a nurse. Step dad collect ss for some disability he claimed to have. Seemed fine to me. When I actually got the courage to tell my mom she slapped me and told me not to make things up and that I was terrible for lying. I never tried to tell anyone again for a long time. I just let them continue. Step dad died when I was 17 of heart attack. I should have been free but I (yes it was me) kept instigating sex with his son. I would aggressively seek him for sex. I think I felt guilty for always wishing his fathers death and then it happened.

I'll drop a couple bombs.

>me and a fellow kindergartener fingered eachothers poopy assholes underneath the bathroom stall

>i once beat the shit out of my mom and made her cry

>I used to shoot my dog with plastic pellets from my airsoft gun, I also raped my dog into giving me head

>molested my little sister when I was 6 and she was 4, pervved on her ever since

So you were just fucked since day 1 weren't ya?

who hasnt

No, I started out pure like everyone else.

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>When I actually got the courage to tell my mom she slapped me and told me not to make things up and that I was terrible for lying.

I will literally never get how parents can hear their child say "My (insert person's title here) is raping me" and think they're the ones lying or at the very least not look into it more. Like what kind of cognitive dissonance do you need to honestly believe whole heartedly your child is lying about something like that out of everything they could ever lie about.

Doing shit like that? That early on? No way.

I share my FOB girlfriend with random guys at my University. Made over $5000 in one year.

uh, you just pimped out some slut

call a spade a spade bud

Which country was she from?

ill post ur titty unless you post titty right now

You know him/her? Blackmail is a fetish you dont need to be ashemed of that, but keep ot secret, theres ton of porn you could wach tho, dont suicide cuz thats for lowlifes

still dating her?

Cont

>I have two simple assault charges

>If I have to save my data and there's no wifi I will take a picture of my ass and beat my dick to it

>I hit my stepdad in the balls with a backscratcher and he took it and beat me with it until i couldnt move.

>I told my 8th grade girlfriend who was raped as a child that her rapist should've killed her too

>I used to take my moms vibrator, turn it on, and stick it in my ears because it felt good.

>I was at a party and didn't want to get caught, I couldn't pump into her for 30 minutes like I wish I could if it were actually consensual.

Had I stayed and tried to actually fuck her, I ran the risk of getting caught. Every second away from the party, was one more second closer for someone coming to look for me or see if we're alright. Had I been caught, I could've gone to jail and be a fucking R A P I S T.

I was shaking out of being nervous, and just came as quick as I could because I didn't want to risk repercussions for me fucking a drunk, unconscious girl. If it was just us two, then yeah. I'd stick around and fuck her for a few minutes, but that's not the case hero.

Am circumcised. Have a lot of problems from a lack of sensitivity. Still had my son circumcised because fuck him

I think my mom just didn't want to believed she fell in love with that.

Yeah I guess that's what I basically did. My bad.

China, but surprisingly she spoke English very well.

Yeah. She's actually fun to be with.

You'd be surprised what the majority of people you know have done behind closed doors.

>fucking a drunk, unconscious girl
See, that's our problem. You claim to have fucked her, but all you did was push the tip in and cum. That's pathetic.

i sniff her panties and cum in them like all the time, cum in her drinks, shampoo's and all kinds of shit..

i wasnt going to post but now that you mention it....

It's because they're broken people having children. it makes me feel dead inside when I think about a few ex gfs and how obvious it is they were abused to me now after hearing so many similar stories of other people's abuse, and how this made them into the people they are today. I've had some great sex with those girls but that's pretty much all they're good for now, and I know they could be so much more than just other whore.

Got a lot farther than most guys she's been with, lmao. I'll take it.

I can get that no one wants to believe they married a child rapist but still. How are you going to legitimately sit there and have your child continue to be raped because your feelings and reputation might get ruined a little.

You should go ahead and post the slut's tits anyways

i can see the future. more of a feeling than seeing. very frustrating. precognitive dreams, too but the dreams are so far into the future, events are decades ahead of when i dream them, and it's always more like living the aftermath of an event. sometimes i know what anons look like, like on chats i tell them if they want to play a game, i guess what they look like, what they're wearing, what they've been doing. i can feel what other people feel. feel, it's always a feeling. i can feel what they'll say or do. could be just intuition, though. i don't like to be right. very rarely surprised.

i care about people

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Does she know about the money?

>arse

I guess you just have to be a woman. As an adult I kinda understand her denial. I'd have a hard time wanting to believe it to. I don't think she would believe me unless she walked in on it. Sadly that never happened.

tfw to intellegent

No secrets, only that i really want people to play leagues of legends with me on EUW server.

missjulesvelia

If you breach through the wall, i will tell you my secret

Cont.

>tried to kill myself at 15 by overdosing on benadryl (50 pills), failed and ended up in hospital

>at 14 I almost got labeled as a sexual predator because I was in a scandal involving some other guys nude pictures circulating

>I used to slam this kid jordans head into the bus seat everyday over and over again during the 3rd grade

>I have successfully sucked my own dick 3 times

>I have almost molested my cousin on multiple occasions

Again yeah I get that but again your child your own flesh and blood is being raped and instead of believing her and kicking the guy out or whatever is needed you just pretend you didn't hear it hit your kid and move on with life. Your mom is just as much at fault for everything that happened.

I hate everything about the place I live in, small fucking city, nowhere to buy stuff, the people here is weird as fuck, specially my girlfriend's parents, school sucks so much we are going to sue it when I finish the year and I'm going to get really fucking explicit with all my teachers.
But I'm happy because I'm leaving for college this year, so fuck them

You care or you want to care?

Yeah. We split it 40/60. I get most of it since I find the guys who want to sleep with her. But she still gets a bit more because I spend money on food and gifts for her anyways.

this
what a fag

Denial is a powerful thing

HOW FUCKED IN THE HEAD ARE YOU

Well I don't disagree I just said I get my moms thought process. I'd never do that but I wonder if I'd feel different if I grew up normal.

just accept that you're a faggot

I'm a serial rapist, I've raped and attempted to rape several women. I have enjoyed it every time. 10/10 would do again.

Theres one girl I regret not raping, my first 'victim' I gave in because she was a close freind, she turned into a massive slut. I should have taken her virginity that night.

What happened that made you batshit crazy?

what am I wearing then?

What do you hate? Are you suffering or just frustrated?

Bad enough that I can't type the worst of my secrets

I found out my gf is cheating on me, but she dont know that i know.. i once told her i was working night shift and hid under the bed and listened to them fucking.. then i found the condom in the trash and put it all in my mouth

0/10

So hot...

Different as in how you view similar situations or different as in how you are now?

I get denial but there's denial and then there's letting your child be raped for your own peace of mind.

My best friends gf died of cancer last week and he just found out like 2 weeks


Ive known since day one(about 4-5 months)... Am i a bad friend anons?

I found out my grandfather has a financial dominatrix, and I have blackmailed him for 2.5 years for almost $100,000.

He was in the Air Force during Vietnam as a pilot, and made a business selling airplane parts to Boeing or some shit in the 70s-00s. He has a few million dollars and is getting more money through the stock market, now.

Reason being is he doesn't want grandma to know that his dumbass gave some whore $50,000 every 6 months to belittle him, and not even have sex. Just make him a cuck.

I'm honestly ashamed of my lineage, the only good thing about this is that I'll get inheritance money as the first born son to my father when he kicks it.

Why rape? What do you feel? Arent u scared?

Why do you enjoy being a cuck?

Me and my girlfriend are both fucked in the head. We are both into incest and ageplay roleplay. We regularly watch fucked up porn. And we do elaborate roleplay scenarios. some of which i have actually sat down and written scripts for. Also... there is a 10 year age difference between us. I am 30 and she is 20. I met her online via omegle 4 years ago. She was 16 and i was 26. We have been together for two years. And I've been living with her since April of last year. I moved across the US to move in with her... also... We live with her parents... Yeah...

more deets plz. how do you find them? what do you look for? how do you know they'll not talk?

You're on an anonymous imageboard. Nothing here has ever landed someone in jail unless they also gave out personal information leading to their arrest. Let it all out user.

i dont know i just do... why do you enjoy the things u enjoy ?

I might view it different if it wasn't in my personal history. I'd like to think not but I don't know.

I have a pretty big collection of sex toys to use on fuck buddies, but every once in a while, maybe once a month or every two months, I get bored and fuck myself with all of them.

Every one of my fuck buddies/hook ups thinks I'm some super dominant guy, but honestly the sex is pretty boring to me I'm not really into BDSM. I just pretend because every woman's into it.

Not bad. How many guys have fucked her? I did something similar, only did it a few times but I shared my ex that I knew that I was going to break up with with this older guy that lived in the same building as me, he had the hots for her ended up getting her to fuck him for me while I watched, what she didn't know was it was for money. Made a nice little profit :)

Where am I?

God I wish I knew the fucking answer. I'd like to say that I've learned from the experiences and it's made me a good person but I struggle a lot. I struggle fucking bad.

Hahahahaha I like you

Why? Mby she didnt want to tell him, dont be a pussy

>30
>Live with /her/ parents

Dude, your life is shit.

ikr

>16 and 26
>2 years
>20 and 30

user redo your math

We're always going to wonder how situations would play out if we were different. It's better if you just focus on how you see them now and better yourself.