Would you live in Bergen, Norway if you get a qt wife, 7 billion dollars and a large house?
Would you live in Bergen, Norway if you get a qt wife, 7 billion dollars and a large house?
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yea
qt is enough
yeah... i would surely choose a cold place to live if i had 7 billion..
no.
I suppose.
w-where's the catch, do you need any organs
you have to live between the immigrants
dodged a bullet there
No, i hate rain.
It'll be like a second home to you
i will go kive there for nothing just want leave this shithole
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for 7 billion I'd live in fucking somalia
you will get robbed and killed after 5 minutes living there
fuck yes
Anything but this shithole
are you mad? with that kind of money I can hire a small army of well-trained Blackwater personnel to protect me 24/7
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Yes, grandfather always told that he enjoyed the time there, people were nice - but they kind of had to...
>this shithole
yeah I cant imagine how tough everyday life must be for you bud, saw an immigrant or two yesterday and it traumatized you did it?
Yeah, of course, without a doubt, who the hell would say no to this offer?
t. sven "160k refugees a year is a-okay" bullson
cheeky
btw what is the issue here karl ove?
you have rains, big deal
Romanians not welcome
>Beggars kicked, punched and spit on
no, there's clearly a trick: the wife will divorce you for 3.5 billion, and still claim alimony
Sure, already have a summer house there down by the water just outside town.
Beautiful place.
because of an documentary where it was used hidden cams to show how they distributed drugs worth 100 million in Bergen, and sold some children too
you must tell the whole story asswipe
germans are being beaten all the time in that city just because of the war
Name of doc? Sounds interesting (also I bet there are subtitles available, I can read Norwegian just fine).
I already have gf named Marthe in Bergen
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You might need a Norwegian proxy, I've never tried accessing nrk.no from abroad.
Bergen has great nightlife
> 7bln
> norway
only for two years?
t. whining rural hillbilly
>Bergen
Kek.. i live in Asker
exactly
>bergen
What are bergen?
>you
swedish rapebaby
>Bergen people
real norwegians
>What are bergen?
Hergen Dergen?
what it is like to live in a totally flat country? Must be depressing as hell
what's stopping me from living there, and then using the 7 billion dollars to move somewhere better with my new norwegian gf.
you didn't think it through, user.
Why wouldn't I want to live there? Norway is a paradise compared to most countries on Earth.
don't mind OP with his foolish thread, he's a swedish rapebaby
Check the annual days of rain in Bergen
that's because Bergen is not a snow ridden shithole like the rest of the nordic. Instead of snow it end up as rain
I'd live in the fucking Central African Republic for those things, especially the QT
Let me get this straight..
>you live in Norway
>you think snow is bad
>shitty town with shitty rain is better
What's the catch? (other than black metal)
snow sucks bigtime
>cold toes
>slippery
>shit to drive on
>annoying snowflakes pisses me off
rain more than 200 days of the year
there is no catch, OP is an redneck that's all.
Sure.
But I woud sell the house and move with my billions (plus what I get for the house) and my qt wife and move to the Swedish west coast. Like one does!
Wow such harsh, now give me that qt and money
best and prettiest city in northern Euorpe, nothing else even come close
lel dun need 7 billion dollars qt and a large house, just lemme live in bergen will get everything later.
>Great nightlife
But that's a flaw
money can't buy trust. they will betray you and ass rape you and your dog. seriously don't do that man.
ok thanks for the advice, I guess I'll just call off my plan to find someone who wants to give me 7 billion to live in somalia for no reason
probably too loud and light is too bright would give seizures. i'd get pushed around and i would lose my glasses and my mom would yell at me
nah, thanks
oh and the autists at the end are cringy
Why would i ever move to Bergen when i can live literally anywhere else on earth? I'd rather move to Somalia
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Rain's no problem. Just give me the money and a small house. Also no wife.
I'd live inside your ass for 7 billion dollars
only wimps needs sun, dry weather or snow, real men have no problem with rain
Maybe
Looks a bit boring though ngl
There are lots of music places where you can chill in Bergen . youtube.com
Many american music agents visit Bergen on a regular basis to pick up new talents
When will an american music agent sign contract with this dude? That's the big question hue hue hue youtube.com
No, I wouldn't do it for 70 billion
norway is terrible beyond measure
>norrbaggar är så glada is sina småfjäll att de namnger en stad Bergen
kom till sverige om du vill se RIKTIGA berg
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Bergen isn't even that cold, the average temperature in January is like +3°C
No, looks depressing
cuck
Even Berlin is colder than that, Bergen is not cold at all
+3°C is cold for most southern europeans. I guy from Malaga once said that everything lower than +16°C was extreme cold for most people there.
lmao pussies
You'll go bankrupt paying for the submarine
It's actually very cozy.
Biking past grass fields, with cows, canals and windmills.
I always loved biking to school past the water.
don't they have some serious hills in the south/limburg area?
Yes. Fuck those traitors.
What I like about the Netherlands is that it's pretty colorful. Everything is blue and green.
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>tfw I can literally take the boat to the inner city
>i have taken this route a couple times
getting any job in Norway would be enough
It must be mentioned that both spanish and portuguese ships used to visit Bergen on a regular basis back in the heydays of Portugal and Spain
History tends to pop up on the strangest places
>After moving to Memel and then to Bilbao (Spain) - where he worked at Gerardo Mowinchel & Co. , a firm which had probably commercial contacts with Bergen