This is kind of shit

This is kind of shit.

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Captain America: Civil War > Batman vs Superman: Dawn of Justice > X-Men: Apocalypse > Deadpool > Suicide Sqaud

Meme

Its definitely worth a watch for Spiderman, but the rest of the film is boring. There is barely any tension between the two and the story is incredibly forgettable.
Compared to some of the other stuff like Guardians of the Galaxy and AntMan, this was weak

>muh parents
>better ignore the bad-guy right in front of me and fight my friend who I was gonna betray but then didn't but am now going to

The ending fucking sucked.

Dawn of Justice > Deadpool > Civil War > Apocalypse > Suicide Squad

thanks yify!

>Bucky says he doesn't want to hurt/kill anyone
>Next instant punches a SWAT officer in the sternum/throat with a block of concrete
Also
>Vision is able to walk through walls, fly, shoot lasers and punch throw concrete
>Is somehow able to lose in sever fights

I liked it.

BvS > Apocalypse > Civil War > Deadpool > Suicide Squad

She's a woman

All capeflicks are inferior to literally every other type of movie.

If they are ranked it is

BvS>Man of Steel>Iron Man>Thor>Everything else

What did he mean by this?

>these outfits
they all look ridiculous

So forgettable

Isn't this supposed to be a major story in the comics?

Wow this was shit but winter soldier was so good. Bunch of hacks

Spidey was great, Tom Holland is the perfect Peter Parker and Spider-Man, I love him, but what the fuck is up with Aunt May? Did she make anyone else feel really uncomfortable? I half-expected her to start kissing Peter and give him a handjob. She's like a pornstar.

>Thor

Nigger what?Full of shit plot,crappy plastic armors,awful cgi.You could say GotG,Winter Soldier,First Class or Avengers and you choose Thor?

>Full of shit plot,crappy plastic armors,awful cgi
Yes, but this

Yup. Thor.

>Loki origin
>this scene
youtube.com/watch?v=BWmlWA_jb7w
>best CGI
>best story

Rewatch it, my man.

kill yourself

Its a terrible story, ask any Sup Forums user and they'll tell you it's trash. Only popular because cap dies.

Does he have a single flaw?

Ultimate Edition Dawn of Justice was better than all the movies listed so far.

Really the worst part about the entire movie was just Amazon Warrior Princess Theme Music
It was really out of place
the scene was terrible
and it was cringey as fuck

The battles with superman were pretty great though

It was mediocre, but still better than any other capeshit this year

>that leg when it flexes
very jelly

No that's his dick

the villains plan made no fucking sense, why not just send tony the fucking video, why risk yourself and go through all that trouble just to count on tony stark and bucky both getting to the base at the same time, the amount of things that had to go right was ridiculous and the conflict loses all meaning with that stupid fucking letter from cap to tony, what was even the point of this movie other than to set up spiderman

kek

fags

AHHH WANDA HELP

his right leg senpai
>I will never look this good

it was absolute dsigusting

>referencing star wars in a marvel movie
>spiderman
>ant man there for no reason
>everybody fights, nobody dies
>HELP ME BUCKY; TONY IS TOO STRONG
>hes a terrrorist but hes okay cause hes my friend
>daniel brühl, once a garantee for a good movie, now le german meme man
>arrow guy fucking up vision
i could go on like this, glad i didnt spend money on this

The comic was far more enjoyable.

The whole event was sparked by a supervillain with explosive powers detonating in a school district.
One of the heroes - who had the power to absorb kinetic energy - survives the blast, and goes super emo.
Obscure hero Goliath gets killed
Clone Thor
Cap gets fucking shot and killed by Crossbones

I really enjoyed it, but whatever I guess. Dawn of Justice was pretty alright too. Everything else was pretty forgettable.

It's incredibly poorly shot and edited, shockingly so. I find the critical reception of it to be rather baffling since any film that is this bad on a purely technical level should really be criticized for it. The actual narrative was so unmemorable it's not even worth mentioning. It seems more like a two and half hour teaser for the new Spider-Man than anything else.

You can if you try! You've just to work hard and believe in yourself user!

>Yify
>not stuttershit release
you blew it

>vision will never choke you out whilst sweet talking in that voice of his

lmao the fucking Thor-bot has to choke out Hawkeye

who the fuck approved this script?

For once, I agree with capeshitters.

Why was everyone gone all contrarian on this movie?

>The comic was far more enjoyable
That's bullshit the comic was awful.

i wish they had the balls to kill just one of these fucking avengers, even rowdy or however its spelled survives falling from like 200 meteres on concrete floor, and not only survives, hes also able to walk again after couple of weeks becuase "best friend is rich and smart"

>Deadpool better than Suicide Squad
KYS

Yeah it was pretty fucken garbage aside from some good stuff.

>muh jump cuts

It's really kind of good for being just an interquel that only exists to set up other movies instead of being actually about something.

They had to save budget.
This manlet took way too much.

it was absolutely fantastic

>topical star wars reference
>spiderman
>ant man was an unexpected delight
>no characters are killed off in some cheesy, uneccesary way
>AWESOME STEVE & BUCKY TEAM UP
>complex character motivations
>daniel brühl is a garantee for a good movie
>hawkeye temporarily disabling vision for like 4 seconds
i could go on like this, glad i saw it in theaters 3 times

>implying the star wars joke wasnt funny
>implying that wasnt the best onscreen spidey
>implying antman wasnt the best part and only reason cap got away
>implying they were ever trying to kill each other
>implying iron man wouldnt obviously be stronger
>implying bucky wasnt brainwashed
>implying you're not a stupid american triggered by a foreign accent
>implying he doesnt get his ass wooped by vision

another DCuck bites the dust, next

>Forty million dollars

Yeah, where's the Bat-ears?

>Did she make anyone else feel really uncomfortable? I half-expected her to start kissing Peter and give him a handjob. She's like a pornstar.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=UUYzDYw274g

>Mr SuperStrong Metal Arm Man has an opponent by the Jaw
>opponent is not dead or jawless by the time he hits the ground

BRAVO RUSSOS
R
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this shit is choreographed by teenagers

>X-Men: Apocalypse >> Suicide Sqaud
I don't know which one is worse.

Based, it was a great film, why are DCucks so mad all the time?

why do they all dress so fucking shit? they are millionaires and look so tryhard but horrible at the same time
lmao at womanlet kike scarjo too. fucking fat, short, rat nosed, and ugly

Kinda rude man.

Why does Marvel like hiring manlets?

Most dollars per inch of any actor

>Cap gets killed by events totally unrelated to the war.
>Only casualty is a superhero no one gives two shits.
Damn, what a good comic.

>fucking fat, short, rat nosed, and ugly

she's 2/10, would not fug

As a manlet myself I'm glad to finally see my people represented in media. When they cast a tall guy as Wolverine, it really rustled my jimmies.

Okay so the idea is she's his horny aunt, he's a lonely pent up frustrated but beautiful and charming teenager, she takes advantage of him? And people say Marvel is generic and formulaic, this is French black and white cinema quality here.

Lol user, tv/ is the fucken expo of contrarian fags. It's also human nature.

She's cute. A shame kiddy Marvel doesnt sexualize anyone

>better ignore the bad-guy right in front of me and fight my friend who I was gonna betray but then didn't but am now going to
Are you referring to Tony? He only fought Cap when he intervened.

See previous post.

Don't say that word
Worth every penny

>wolverine
>height in comics: 5'3"
>weight: 195 without adamantium

Stan Lee was on crack for sure

marvel.com/characters/66/wolverine

How tall are you anyway?

Why does he feel the need to wear those kinds of shoes?
Cant' he just be himself?
Disgusting.

>kind of
This fucking shaky cam is atrocious
I thought we left this shit back in 2004.
You can tell the fight choreography is absolute dogshit... the camera operators are acting like Michael J Fox after a half-dozen caffeine suppositories in attempt to mask the half-assed "combat"

In your opinion, you should recognise that your marvel movies arent flawless and that other people have opinions. Stop calling people DCucks out of insecurity.

>implying those shoes aren't awesome

I honestly don't know why he does it.

Me? I'm 167cm. I know, I belong in a fucking freakshow.

>Civil War
>main battle is a half dozen superheroes non-threateningly attempting to stall each other at a vacant airport while almost constantly spouting quips at each other

Wait did anyone legitimately like this?
I just finished it and feel like it never ever started.
Literally zero tension.

>OH NO THIS BLACK GUY FROM A MADE UP AFRICAN COUNTRY JUST DIED HOLY SHIT

Why did no one complain when the Avengers were killing people left and right?
Why did no one complained when they destroyed the airport?
Why were they abhorred by death and destruction but in the next action scene were quipping as usual?
What is Steve going to do with a bunch of superpowered fugitives now?
Why does no one cares that Bucky did in fact killed dozens if not hundreds?

That's adorable.

Bucky did nothing wrong.

>Why did no one complain when the Avengers were killing people left and right?
But they did. That's the whole point of this movie.

That's Civil War Part 2

which will then extend to Civil War Part 3 when they destroy a helicarrier while quipping nonstop

and on and on until the end of times

In the first two I meant the audience

>Why did no one complain when the Avengers were killing people left and right?
There is a deleted animatic with people protesting over Sokovia. Don't know why they deleted it tho.
>Why did no one complained when they destroyed the airport?
Ross complained and blamed Stark for it.
>Why were they abhorred by death and destruction but in the next action scene were quipping as usual?
You mean: Why people totally unrelated to what happened earlier (Ant-Man, Hawkeye, Spider-Man) were quipping?
>What is Steve going to do with a bunch of superpowered fugitives now?
Doing the usual superhero stuff until the thing calms down.
>Why does no one cares that Bucky did in fact killed dozens if not hundreds?
They cared, Cap just wanted a trial for him and no one wanted to help.

Oh. Well why should we care that they're killing terrorists?

Did you guys really enjoy BvS that much? When I first saw it in theaters I thought it was decent enough to give the extended cut a try. I definitely prefer the extended cut over the regular and I'm liking it more and more after repeat views.
Just sort of surprised that most of my normie friends thought it was meh but others who are more critical of films liked it in a technical level

lol

I like the fact that Thor and Hulk's absence was so glaringly obvious they had to create a short spoof to 'explain' it.

youtube.com/watch?v=1_v76eV55B8

That's exactly how they work, he's 5'7 isn't he? I bet that's when he's wearing those three inch lifts.

It was in desperate need of a ballsy editor. It went for about an hour longer than it should have.

Sure. As soon as DCucks stop spamming KINO threads

Hulk is in hiding afraid of what he is, Thor was... He was in space right? Far, far away? Would a God really care about this anyway?

They're his buddies, user.

>Thor and Hulk's absence was so glaringly obvious
thor lives in another universe and hulk is always on the run. Their absence didn't really need explaining or anything.

>It was in desperate need of a good editor.

>established in Age of Ultron that Thor is back on Asgard and Hulk is in hiding

try again DCuck

Marvel doesn't give a shit about explaining plotholes

I actually prefer that they make fun of it. It's more lighthearted which I think is Marvel's strength.

My big issue is that they have no good villains.

the heel is probably higher. This is a relatively flat shoe, compare the top of his foot to this

I read that there is guy making quipless versions of Marvel movies can someone confirm?

Reminder that Kingpin is in the MCU.