Why weren't the guys walking around with boners all day on the Enterprise?

Why weren't the guys walking around with boners all day on the Enterprise?

Because that would be most illogical.

Star Trek Beyond implies there's constant fucking on the Enterprise.

Go on.

because Starfleet is made up of the best of the best of humanity. Even Lieutenant Uhura there has our equivalent of a doctorate in linguistics and communications technology. If they're going to choose people to be on these deep space missions, they screen them first to ensure a certain level of professionalism.

A lot of girls on TOS were former burlesque dancers. One even did porn. So no logical reason for them not to have.

nope. they are all spent from their daily holodeck time

How come she never took command of the ship? Wasn't she like forth in line? When Kirk, Spock and Scotty were not on the bridge or where on a planet because whatever how come she wasn't on the captain's chair when they came back to the bridge?

Because she had a rank in Cum-munications not Cum-mand.

Because it would trigger a bunch of autismos who can't self insert into a black woman.

Did you believe this post implying that Riker would've found a black woman attractive? If you did...our writers fooled you. We made that up.

So, were you able to accurately label what was truth and what was falsehood tonight? Or did the two concepts seem to blend into one? When we hold them up to the light, fact and fiction seem to have the same face - a face that fits the description of...Beyond Belief™

I'm Jonathan Frakes

Does anyone know if she takes command in any of the endless novels that were written with the original crew?

>How come she never took command of the ship?

She did, in an episode of the Animated Series. One of the best episodes of that series, in fact.

>Why weren't the guys walking around with boners all day on the Enterprise?

Why do you think they were always going on about their "logs"?

There was no holodeck on that Enterprise you stupid faggot cuckold piece of retard shit nigger-lover.

Why weren't the guys walking around with boners all day on the Enterprise?

>Because the enterprise had a glory hole for Sulu work at

But Sulu wasn't gay in TOS, only in Star Trek Beyo... Normie Detected!

>Star Trek Beyond

WTF kinda class is "Starship" Class?

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Starship class named after its first launched vessel the USS Starship in 2173 from Utopia Space Docks and.. no I'm just kidding., I listened to the person who designed the Franklin on the Trek Yards podcast. He says he liked Star Trek but obviously had no particular love for the nitty gritty details and had no real in universe reasoning for anything unlike the other ship designers they have on there like Drexler.

Friendly reminder that Dukat did nothing wrong.

A)NX designations are only used for prototype vessels in Starfleet like the USS Excelsior which when put into production, its class subsequently takes on the name of the first ship of that design, hence Excelsior Class Starships

B)The NX class from Enterprise was later retitled the Columbia Class after the NX-02 instead of the Enterprise Class after the NX-01 because, derpedy doo.

he never did much of anything except movie like a fucking lizard.

Reminder: your sexual organs did nothing wrong.

New Star Trek isn't real Star Trek. I'd love to make brahn babbies with Old Star Trek Uhura though.

roddenberry was a huge pervert so yeah

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Captain. I recommend a full spread of torpedoes!

Kirk was only into alien chicks, Spock wasn't into any chicks, and the rest were probably gay or sterile from space exposure.

Imagine how slutty everyone will be in the future
If you got a boner probably at least 20 people would suck you off right in the hallway and no one would think it was weird

Gay from space exposure?

Comic Rays

er Cosmic Rays

How did people in the enterprise go years without having sex? Wouldn't that turn you insane?

Why are the same people always on the bridge? Shouldn't they have alternating watches and different people driving the ship when the captain is sleeping?

Maybe they'll be like the Victorians

Reacting to an earlier culture of excess (ours) by becoming conservative as fuck

Hijabs for everybody!

underrated kek

They do have different shifts, it's covered in TNG. For some reason their "night" shift also turns down the lights on the bridge like it makes any difference what time of day or night is is in Space.

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helps keep a pattern and not get the space crazies

oh shit nice follow up get to but to answer their question they do have sex, they're just discrete about it.

It's important for sleep cycles but they probably have insomnia destroyed and sleep mastered by then.

Yea that and the First Mate and Captain are always on the same watch somehow. That said when you're at sea long enough and get used to the shift pattern it gets to point where you're up with the other watch alot when you don't have to be.

I think TOS has the ship feeling nailed much better than the other ones. Alot of episodes really remind me of the life at sea sweet spot a few weeks in when regulations are pretty lax and everythings just chill and running smoothly. They never really captured that again.

>For some reason their "night" shift also turns down the lights on the bridge

That's funny

When everything is hidden, even a little glimpse can be arousing and erotic. Try it. Stop watching porn, even PG13 movies with boobs. Soon enough you'll jizz through the roof just seeing a girl walk by in a nice dress.

>burn coal
>pay toll
Don't do it captain!

why did they have basically the same haircut?

Communism

Fat. You forgot fat.

Victorians where fucking pervs

>it's a "Data makes a sentient sex doll that can feel pain" episode

Aliens force Kirk to make out with her. I'd do it all the time and blame the aliens on it.

Also remember Jack the Rapist ghost? Damn TOS was pervier than anime sometimes.

>Imagine how slutty everyone will be in the future

Nonsense, we're the most sexless generation in history, the future is Japan

>USS Frank Lin

>it's a Sulu gets more sex than me or you episode

To be fair, Sulu does have the hottest body

Denied

But sir! Wesley is aboard that vessel!

Look at his body. He is ripped. Yes, actors now juice up and do spartan trainings for months, but back in the day he was phenomenal.

You can see Uhura ovulating for some chinegro kids here